Ehehe, I'm Bertha!

Just 'cause I'm old doesn't mean I don't know how to get down and jiggly with it, like you youngsters do!

[wanksclub-deactivated20141104]

old people are so cute like are they sleeping? are they dead? i love them

[hollerbackgrandma]

Please vote Bertha for president

I don't know how much longer I'll have left to live...

[hollerbackgrandma]

Bertha! I didn't know you were here! When did you arrive?

Oh! My little grape seed Hika (pronounces hick-a)! I think I arrived… [counts fingers] two days ago? I don’t quite remember. It was when the school smelled like a rancid turd.

[hilbert-black-pkmn]

Wait... what? ((@Bertha))

[hilbert-black-pkmn]

He gave a sheepish smile. Smelly building, only one smelly building came up into his mind. “Oh you mean the boy’s locker room for any sports we usually have? Well it does smell, if you pass by the girls it smells like foreign perfume.” he said remembering when he passed by the girls locker room once.

He shook his head and beamed at the elderly woman. “My name’s Hilbert Touya Black, it’s a pleasure to meet you.” he held out his hand for her to shake.

He had been out in the cold snow for a few minutes so his temperature was a bit freezing.

[hollerbackgrandma]

Bertha met the boy's hand with a fist bump. Who shook hands anymore? Definitely not cool kids like her. She gave him a cool smile and a hair flip.

"...Harper Toilet Flack? Well, son, that's quite the name you got there. I'll be sure to remember it." To be honest, she didn't hear a thing he said after the part about the foreign perfume. Bertha had been too busy reminiscing about when she was younger-- much younger-- and was a hand model for a foreign perfume. Those were the days...

Hastily, she gathered her belongings and headed in the original direction she was walking in.

"Well, alright Harper. See you around." She gave him a quick nod and went on her way.

[hilbert-black-pkmn]

Wait... what? ((@Bertha))

[hilbert-black-pkmn]

Hilbert got the wind knocked out of him. He seemed to be being hit a lot lately because of his white hair. Groaning from the pain, it soon slowly went away only leaving an ache around his stomach. 

"It’s alright- it was my f-fault." he stammered still getting a few gasps of air.

"You really do know how to protect yourself." he said with a light chuckle. 

His stomach would probably be purple now, she really knew how to hurt someone. 

"Sorry for asking, but… you do attend here right?" he was a bit confused. Elderly people usually didn’t know where they were going, getting lost sometimes.

He wondered if this was one of those times.

[hollerbackgrandma]

"Hoo hoo, you sure do jump back fast." Bertha shot a cheeky grin at the boy and said nothing more about the incident occurring only a mere 10 seconds ago. She straightened her jacket and played with the position of her scarf while he was regaining his breath.

"Of course I'm a student here, Bobby. Why else would I be in this smelly building?" Bertha was referring to the strange odor she caught a whiff of on her way into the school, much like a mixture of Stilton cheese and socks. Perhaps she had walked by a changing room. Kids sure do smell disgusting.

[hilbert-black-pkmn]

Wait... what? ((@Bertha))

Hilbert had been walking down the halls aimlessly. Wondering what he may eat for dinner tonight or what game he’d play until midnight. His snow white hair was pulled back into a stubby ponytail. ((it looks like Len Kagamine’s in my opinion.)) When out of the blue he saw another white haired person. An elderly woman.

Well that’s something you don’t see everyday.

[hollerbackgrandma]

"Where the fuck is this room…" Bertha muttered to herself while reading the very tiny print on the papers the office lady had given her upon arrival. For a second she had thought to take out her reading glasses, but didn’t want to risk having the cool kids catch her. That’ll ruin any reputation she plans to make before she has the opportunity to. She continued down the hall while squinting at the sheet in front of her, not paying attention to where she was headed.

As she walked, Bertha got increasingly closer to a figure that she was unaware of, and at the very last second before passing it, the older woman yelled out a “Hai-yah!”, shoving an elbow into her offender’s gut.

Bertha gave him a quick glace over after the blow, and nodded to herself. Yes, he was definitely an offender. Kids with white hair running around a school are a major threat. What if she had gotten a heart attack? It’s not like she has Life Alert ®.

"Sorry, sonny Jim. You really shouldn’t sneak up on a little old lady, you know? It was only self-defense."

[hollerbackgrandma]

WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

I would appreciate it if you lowered your voice, youngster. I’m sure they can hear you all the way back in Sinnoh. You know, Sinnoh’s a really great place. Take it from me— I’ve lived there for most of my life. Back in ‘72 we used to—

Can I help you with something, son? You look a little lost. Well, I’m a little lost myself, see. I just came from… [rambles on and never answers the question and then leaves]