For context, Marth is 5'6"
Me: ALSO
Me: I place JAffar at like
Me: 5'8 ish
Me: Below average but not terribly short
Me: But also
Me: he slouches
Me: So he LOOKS really short
Marth: Marth is like
Marth: yes
Marth: finally
Marth: another shorty
Marth: until he straightens up
Marth: and then he pouts
Me: "I've have two inches on you *middle finger*. Suck it. *other middle finger as he begins to run out of the room, leaving Marth to his annoyed pouting*"
Marth: “off with his head” marth cries, suddenly overcome with red queen syndrome
Me: Also that would be the least emotionally charged dual middle fingers ever.
Me: Like
Me: t:|t
Me: No that looks stupid
Marth: middle fingers because nergal did that once or twice
Marth: w/e it not personal or anythin
Me: See also: LEast emotional taunting ever
Marth: jaffar, least emotional bully ever
Me: MArth is more offended that he has no spirit behind the taunts than the taunts themselves
Marth: definitely
Me: "Oh my god am I not even worth your energy, I can't believe this!"
Marth: like
Marth: “i could understand it if he was you know"
Marth: “spiteful"
Marth: “but…he just seemed bored?"
Marth: “i feel kind of offended"
Marth: “do you think i should be offended?"
Marth: “i feel offended”











