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the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on him because he actually believes that i and people like me dont deserve basic human rights and respect and safety

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“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

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a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

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My aesthetic lately is ugly as fuck with bad hair and eye bags it’s great let me tell you

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#gilmore girls

the signs as cliche movie lines

Aries: *person is talking shit about someone when everyone falls silent* "they're right behind me, aren't they?"

Taurus: "if i don't make it, tell [significant other] i love them"

Gemini: antagonist telling the protagonist "we're not so different, you and i"

Cancer: "dad he's not just some boy, i love him!"

Leo: *bad guys approach* "uh, guys. we've got company"

Virgo: "son you're giving up your dream!" "no dad, i'm giving up yours"

Libra: "you look/sound/act just like your mother"

Scorpio: "i don't even know who you are anymore!"

Sagittarius: *going into the final standoff* "this ends now"

Capricorn: *looking warily off into the distance* "there's a storm coming"

Aquarius: "this isn't what it looks like"

Pisces: *going into a sketchy situation* "guys, i've got a bad feeling about this"

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i don’t agree with shaming any woman’s body but if you seriously think the level of “hate” directed towards thin women anywhere near matches the absolute disgust fat women are treated with you’re kidding yourself

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#IN A FILM OF PERFECT MOMENTS THE HAND FLEX™ STANDS ALONE #BEATIFIED; REVERED AMONGST ITS PEERS #NEVER BEFORE OR SINCE HAS A PIECE OF CINEMA BEEN SO PURE; SO HEART WRENCHING; SO OBSCENELY EROTIC #IM GONNA KILL MATTHEW MCFADYEN #THE WAY HIS THUMB GRAZES OVER HER KNUCKLES PUT ME IN THE MOTHERFUCKING BIN #and the way she looks at him like ‘did he just’ #and he looks back at her like ‘fuck. i did that…. we practically boned on the driveway’ #BUT HONESTLY THIS ONE MOMENT IS MORE SEXUALLY CHARGED THAN ANY SEX SCENE OR ANY ACTUAL SEX #and okay like people who hate this movie #(YES. THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO HATE CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE PRIDE AND PREJUDICE 2005) #say that it is a bad adaption of the book because it focuses on the sexual tension too much #and not the like ~repressed nature of lizzie and darcy’s witty repartee #BITCH #ARE YOU SEEING THIS? #DO YOU SEE THIS GIFSET? #IS HE NOT REPRESSED ENOUGH FOR YOU????? #HE SPENDS THE WHOLE MOVIE DISGUSTED THAT HE’S ACCIDENTALLY CAUGHT FEELINGS #HE THRIVES ON HAVING TOUCHED HER HAND TO HAND FOR LIKE A MONTH!?? #THEY GAZE AT EACH OTHER DURING CHURCH SERMONS #I’VE NEVER SEEN TWO PEOPLE SO REPRESSED IN MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE #look JANE AUSTEN HERSELF would SWOON watching this movie #she would skype that dude she got engaged to for one night and ask him to roleplay reenact this hand flex with her #kinkshame the austen (via apriki)

#pride and prejudice #this is everything