listen to my tale, though it is long and strange

story dumping ground -- follow the adventures of sasha, damien, and float. also sunniva. and also judith and dalton.

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i need new people to follow- reblog if you have a soul

[memory-is-treachery]

u heard him ladies

[dreamvisiongirlfriend]

so many mornings I need Dionysus to do this for me

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member: float, are you a girl or a boy?

float: i'm a shadow.

member: but what's in your pants?

float: darkness.

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3-ingredient Peanut Butter Cookie recipe

Ingredients:

-1 cup of peanut butter (can be either chunky or smooth)

-1 cup of brown sugar (or you can substitute granulated sugar)

-1 egg

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Preheat your oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit or 180 degrees Celsius.

In a mixing bowl, whisk the egg.

Begin to add the peanut butter until fully incorporated.

Add the sugar and continue to whisk. The dough should be smooth (if you're using chunky peanut butter, it will be a little lumpy. That's ok!)

Line two cookie sheets with parchment paper.

Take about a tablespoon size of the dough and roll it the best you can. You want the dough to form a mostly round ball.

Do this as many times as you can. Don't worry about the sizes all being the same, they'll all bake in the end.

Place the dough balls on the parchment paper.

Take a fork and press a criss-cross pattern into each ball, flattening them slightly. (Helpful tip: dip your fork into a bowl of water before each press! It keeps it from sticking)

Make sure your oven is at temperature and throw those cookies in there! (Don't actually throw them, please.)

Set your timer for 10 minutes. The cookies will be soft but will cool and harden outside of the oven. If need be, cook for an additional 5 minutes. You want the bottom of the cookie to be lightly browned.

Let cool and enjoy!

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on a side note; throw your favorite artist at me. I really don't like using ai stuff for my characters and would absolutely love to support some artists out there.

so like, throw your favorite artists Twitter, tumblr, or Instagram at me. i'd love to get some commissions done of my lil guys.

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about float

float is a type of shadow creature called an Umbrian. he is literally a shadow, like a living one.

his natural form is that of a shadow, usually in a vaguely human shape. you know those pictures of shadow people? that's essentially what he looks like.

float looked a little more normal in ancient Greece so he could blend in with other mortals. he only swapped his hair to pink when hair dye finally became a thing.

he's also 6000+ years old. so thats fun.

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i lovingly call damien's picture the "handsome Squidward" picture

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i don't have any pictures of the others but eventually i'll get some bleh

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Float/Floyd H. Umbra/Acedia Umbra - Caretaker of the Society

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Sasha A. Quarters - Leader of the Society

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Damien T. Popov - Master of the Society

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dalton emery fun facts

-Domini of the House of Blue Light

-does not take his job as seriously as Judith but still cares

-very much not into women

-black

-lives in england

-friendly but slightly unnerving

-smiles way too wide

-a generally nice guy

-acts as judith's moral compass/conscience

-serious without meaning to be

-really hates the Domini get up

-survives the ending of the story

-considers Judith his best friend

-the only one at the House with an actual moral compass

-not very murderous

-spends most of his time reading

-wishes Judith would just get glasses already

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judith thornhill fun facts

-Sancta Domina of the House of Blue Light

-story is loosely based on the 12 apostles

-represents Judas in her story

-very creepy without meaning to be

-needlessly violent

-takes her job seriously

-aroace

-considers Dalton to be her best friend

-reserved

-a good public speaker

-has poor eyesight but does not correct it

-lives in england

-has thorns as a symbol

-manipulative

-strange and mildly concerning

-dies (?) at the end of her story

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sunniva white fun facts

-serial killer (first and foremost)

-has some form of amnesia

-was in a car accident when she was twelve

-really loves the saw movies

-very sweet and kind

-has vitiligo

-white blonde hair and green eyes

-lives in a BnB (in the attic)

-preferred method of killing is stabbing via knives

-collecting hearts to bring back her parents

-not necessarily manipulative, but can easily fool people

-walks everywhere or bikes

-disappears at the end of her story

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float fun facts

-not a human (umbrian)

-the most colorful of the trio

-naturally pink hair

-naturally purple eyes

-sickly gray skin

-has scars from dog attacks

-the oldest out of the trio

-does not look like he's the oldest/perpetual baby face

-very protective of sasha (and also Damien but not really)

-has total command over shadows and darkness

-actually kind of scary when mad

-has a little cottage in the woods

-plant dad

-obsessive about growing fruits and veggies

-honestly just very cottagecore

-probably has PTSD or something similar

-first showed up in ancient greece

-speaks several languages

-allergic to tomatoes

-the second shortest of the trio

-can levitate

-really nice if you give him a chance

-probably killed someone once (or twice)

-had something to do with Mr. sambuco's death (maybe)

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damien popov fun facts

-the youngest Master in Society history

-very tall (6'5")

-quite handsome, really

-can control plants

-also has healing magic

-a little serious sometimes

-begrudgingly likes float

-only wears suits to the Society

-eyes look like honey in the sunlight

-has a deep, soothing voice

-would die for sasha (and almost did once)

-not much of a fighter (anymore)

-will devour challah bread in .000025 seconds

-loves his bubbe more than anything

-from Washington originally

-history major

-lives for museums

-loves being teased by sasha

-catchphrases include "lovely" "is that so?" and "yes, dear"

-sucker for pet names

-calls sasha almost exclusively by the pet name "darling"

-really should've been born in the 20s

-gives Cary grant vibes

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sasha quarters fun facts

-the youngest Leader in Society history

-a natural blonde, but her hair turns red after she becomes Leader

-would kill like, 27 people for her mom

-daughter of a (now) single mother

-dad died when she was 3

-good with a knife

-has incredible accuracy

-may or may not have driven a member insane, carved an eye in their forehead, and almost murdered them (though it was justified)

-likes to tease damien

-best friend is float

-only wears heels at the Society

-kind of scary

-VERY scary when mad

-can control fire

-was on the debate team in high school

-has social anxiety

-has PTSD and depression

-not that awful of a person, really