Your big day....your way

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With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.

Desiderata, Max Ehrmann

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He loved flowers, I loved flowers, and wasn't it beautiful that our mutual appreciation could transcend our various differences and somehow bring us together?

― David Sedaris

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It’s you who has to work the drill And put up curtain track, And when I’ve got PMT it’s you who gets the flak, I do see great advantages, But none of them for you, And so before you see the light, I DO, I DO, I DO!!

Pan Ayres - Yes, I'll Marry You My Dear

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Yes, I’ll marry you, You’re virile and you’re lean, My house is like a pigsty You can help to keep it clean. That sexy little dinner Which you served by candlelight, As I do chipolatas, You can cook it every night!!!

Pam Ayres - Yes, I'll Marry You My Dear

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Yes I’ll marry you, my dear, You may not apprehend it, But when the tumble-drier goes It’s you that has to mend it. You have to face the neighbour Should our labrador attack him, And if a drunkard fondles me It’s you that has to whack him.

Pam Ayres - Yes I'll Marry You My Dear

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Yes, I’ll marry you, my dear. And here’s the reason why. So I can push you out of bed When the baby starts to cry. And if we hear a knocking And it’s creepy and it’s late, I hand you the torch you see, And you investigate.

Pam Ayres - Yes, I'll Marry You My Dear

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If You Really Loved Me by Tim Minchin

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Victoria Wood and Julie Walters - Divorce proceedings

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Sometimes, when I find it hard to sleep, I’ll think of when we first met, of the newness of each other’s body, and my impatience to know everything about this person. Looking back, I should have taken it more slowly, measured him out over the course of fifty years rather than cramming him in so quickly.

― David Sedaris

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And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Desiderata, Max Ehrmann

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When you've been around as long as me, Lucy, you'll know that there are three types of sex... One - brand-new, kitchen-table sex. Two - bedroom sex. Then number three - hallway sex, when you pass each other in the hallway and say 'Fuck you.'

― Kathy Lette, To Love, Honour And Betray

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You don't sit down and write a wish list about the person you are going to fall violently in love with. It just doesn't work like that...

Stephen Fry

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Live with liberty, and your imagination can soar.

― David Sedaris, Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls

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You Grew On Me by Tim Minchin

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The ballad or Barry and Freeda - Victoria Wood

[rustic-romantic-blog]

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The simple things really are the best

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I had to chat up girls, and I'd only tagged them before. I didn't have the verbal power to be able to say, "Susan, I saw you in the classroom today. As the sun came from behind the clouds, a burst of brilliant light caught your hair, it was haloed in front of me. You turned, your eyes flashed fire into my soul, I immediately read the words of Dostoevsky and Karl Marx, and in the words of Albert Schweitzer, 'I fancy you.' " But no! At 13, you're just going, " 'Ello, Sue. I saw you in the room... I've got legs, have you? Oh yeah... Do you like bread? I've got a French loaf. [mimes smacking her with the loaf and dashing off] Bye! (I love you!)

Eddie Izzard