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why is no one talking about @alexeitatermashkov ‘s ass in the best NHL asses discourse.
his ass is underrated and in this essay i will…
Can you even reach it?
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Hello! Don’t you think you have better things to do with your time than to be overly obsessed with your (rumored) previous boy toy’s new squeeze :-) and to comment on our journalistic integrity when you have none of your own :-)
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I think we'd be spices since we're on the surface of the earth/rotisserie chicken. Lava would be like a marinade or a brine. Rocks are the bones maybe? And I'm no physics major, but since heat makes molecules move around faster, then physics creates heat -> physics is indeed the oven of the rotisserie chicken that is the earth. -Libby from the library
OH! I love this! The image of us all just being the little spices that help make up the rotisserie chicken of earth is really cool! It also just makes us the matter since we each help make the chicken what it is. Each of us are a part of a whole and that’s wonderful
But then again, when you take into account the way rotisserie chicken is made, it's kind of similar but not all the way?
The lava is as much a physical part of the Earth as the rock, while a brine or marinade is less of such an integral part (in my opinion at least). Additionally, what would be considered the meat? Is there an ability for the meat to be “done” or “cooked”?
Also the implication that something would be willing to crack open the earth like a rotisserie chicken is not fun!
Anyhow:
In my opinion the earth is sort of like a stuffed bread!
A lot of the outside and middle parts of the bread are the same and consist of the same makeup, but then the deeper in the bread, the less "cooked"/hardened it is! So like the outside of the bread will get crisper faster than the inside
The center of the Earth is our molten core, which is mostly iron, and that could be the "stuffing"/center of the bread
The center could sort of be like chocolate, where it's supposed to be melty
The sun and physics could still be the oven
We could kind of be like the yeast? Maybe like powdered sugar?
What would be something you sprinkle on top of bread that stays there as it cooks?
Hm
Maybe a savory bread?
Focaccia? Like the rosemary on top? Would that make the olive oil the ocean?
Or would it be like a cheesy bread? The cheese could be all gooey and soft!
Or is it like a sweet bread? Maybe like chocolate or caramel?
Maybe like we could be some sprinkles or something
Maybe it’s more like a cake? Maybe a lava cake?
Would that count? Since a lava cake is based off lava?
Or is it even based off lava?
Isn’t more like a magma cake since the chocolate is beneath the surface?
But then would it be even magma since it can’t harden into cake?
But then again what would?
Are we more like an underbaked cake?
Hmmmmm
I think a lava cake is based off of lava? Because you break through the solid part and the gooey inside part comes out, which is when it turns from magma into lava. And Earth has the inside part which is liquid and as it gets closer to the surface it hardens.
I don’t think we’re yeast though because we’re on the outside of the Earth/baked good. Maybe activating the yeast is the Big Bang? (Do you put yeast in cake? I don’t think so, isn’t it more of a baking powder/baking soda thing?)
And maybe Earth is a chocolate lava cake and we are powdered sugar? Could you fit several billion molecules of powdered sugar on a lava cake?
The inside of the cake *could* harden into.... well, not cake really, but Dried Lava Cake, if you gave it enough time. Or if you decreased the temperature enough and it froze. So it wouldn’t become more cake that we would eat, but it would harden given enough time.
(It is a bit circular logic since the lava cake is based off of lava which is from Earth, but rotisserie chickens also rotate in a circle so! It ties the logic together)
You're right!!! The yeast activating being the Big Bang was something that is also really cool to think about
The Universe is just a really really big loaf of bread
Still expanding!!! But eventually will shrink!!!
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