[fearofpop]

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

[thebabbagepatch]

you’ve got to be kidding me

[blorbobarbie]

I am in physical pain

[bobbijaxxx]

this Somali girl gave him the WORK when he tried to pull her hijab Reblog so you can bless every Muslim Woman with these hands

[myniggahplease]

Give it to him

[lamentedgores-adventures]

That stance too! that’s art. Give her an A, not a detention.

[imfemalewarrior]

Her stance and form in defending herself look great and are the result of training and practice, so make sure you train and practice so you will know what to do if you ever need these skills! 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

[capstellium]

male anger is so..... disgusting......

[capstellium]

like stop throwing shit and slamming doors and just go to therapy..... it’s not cute to make women around you afraid bc you’re mad about something......

[vampiregerards]

*stays home* i should’ve gone out *goes out* i should’ve stayed home

[lynaixgia-deactivated20181101]

I VALUE my alone time. Like I deadass love my peace and quiet

[weloveshortvideos]

he peed on the laptop

[poryqon]

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

[r0uanna]

me: *gets jumpscared by a toaster*

[drycoochie-deactivated20150814]

[holy-cheesus-christ]

This dog will either start talking about my drinking problem or their own

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[helloitsbreeisnotonline]

I really need some good luck rn

[sleepneep]

never TE OLG9 DO FATS

[mothsfuzz]

Tbh im kinda pissed im not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden

[asillyandrandomname]

[thisisthestonerparadis]

[markv5]

Семейный вечер

[northw0man-deactivated20201019]

[tropconnu]

99% sure my soulmate is a piece of bread

[memewhore]

[394938347342-deactivated2014092]

eggs

[394938347342-deactivated2014092]

this is my best post