Lemon

he/him || i reblog shit that i find funny or interesting or hot || silly little Queer* || arch btw || @ltblem.bsky.social on bluesky || my girlfriend 💜 also uses this account :3

[holy-lemon-person]

minors and bigots dni please. also don't chainpost at me or ask me for money, I won't respond. <3

[ontheidiotbox]

[mangue-manguezal]

Death feigning beetle larvae also feign death

[tekunoraizu]

aaaah i’m dead and i’m a baby ahhhhh

[gaybichon]

type of shit freud would say genuinely

[maletolion]

[unroxyfication]

hi roxy! groping and fondling you haha hi roxy!! humping and squeezing you too tight hehe hiiiii roxy!!! jabbing and pulling roughly on you hihihi roxy!! digging my nails and teeth into you and ripping and tearing you apart hi roxy!!!!!! attacking you violently and with vicious intent until i cum hi roxy

wehhhhhh wehhhhhhh.... someone save me ! save me !

[unroxyfication]

hi im omw to save you but first im just gonna. watch and jack myself off a bit first. i mean its kinda hot to see you get savaged like that dont you think. dont worry im definitely gonna save you just. give me a couple of minutes

youre a bad person

[unroxyfication]

wow roxy. i can't believe youre judging me when i was literally on my way to help you. all i was doing was trying to help, and sure i took a small 5 minute break to masturbate to your distress, but is that really such a big deal? its just a normal biological reaction to such an erotic scene, and i was literally trying to help. just for being so ungrateful, you can forget about my help. i'm gonna keep standing here and jacking off while watching you get raped and torn apart, and its all your fault. maybe i'll even cum two or three times instead of just once like i was planning. you shoulve been nicer to me. no, you know what, fuck that. i'm gonna help your attacker by holding you down. i'm attacking you too now roxy. i hope you're happy with yourself. maybe i'll take a turn after the other girl is done

i thibk youre a bad person

[binibby]

girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go like feathers falling from an angel's wings

[maliceious]

CLEANING THE SHOWER DRAIN AGAIN

[gumi-megpoidd]

did you have to use that photo for that

[gumi-megpoidd]

i mean good on them...? still paired with that image thats uh. interesting

[gumi-megpoidd]

[laura-the-swarming]

I respect the fuck out of this. The whole site is trying its hardest to go against every selling point the dog robots have as its selling points.

The dog robots are supposed to be autonomous, threehalves is explicitly only for being piloted by a human. The giant horns make it difficult for this machine to enter through doorways, and that is the point. Coupled with the built-in weak points, it is very easy to disable this thing, so it can't be used by the police or the military effectively.

OP alluded to how unsettling the machine looks, and I believe that it was a concious decision; the robot dogs have garnered sympathy due to their apperance, which makes it easier for the police to morally justify their use. This thing? You're not gonna get many people to sympathise with it. The only people who would are monster and-or robot fuckers, and I believe these circles generally understand that a machine cannot be trusted (though of course many would willingly approach it for pervert reasons (positive) knowing full well it's a bad idea).

[gamerwoman3d]

If @horsefigureoftheday and @wouldyoufuckthistaur haven't seen this yet then I'm fixing that right now.

[horsefigureoftheday]

It's not a question of whether the machine can be trusted, but if I can trust myself around it. I'm usually not into robots, but hoooly fuck

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[zxid]

collection

[txttletale]

i know i'm just rehashing something that people have been saying about movies and video games for decades but it's crazy how a ttrpg having sex moves is widely seen as bizarre and automatically gets it described as "niche" while a ttrpg having rules for how to kill other people is so normal that players and pundits will treat their absence as notable in and of itself

[cassettecolonthree]

*shoving a line of pills on a table into my mouth one by one* "placebo, placebo, real, placebo, real, real, real, placebo.."

*scientist scribbling on a clipboard* "amazing... 100% accuracy..."

[blairelythere-deactivated202510]

Cutual Fridge: The Final Update

So, here we are. 150 cute mutuals hanging out on my fridge. Some new, some old. A rainbow mosaic of gay pride, memes, and debauchery.

To think it all started with this singular dork in the heat of a shitposting fight:

Then, there were two cuties.

And from there, the little trend caught on.

After this update here, I started to realize just how much I loved having my mutual's pfps on my fridge. All day I couldn't stop smiling at how silly and genuinely cute the whole thing was. Some of my favorite blogs were watching me make shitty sandwiches and drink too much coffee!

And it just kept growing.

And the requests got funnier, and stranger, and more endearing.

And here we are now, in its complete artistic glory.

Sometimes, it's hard to bridge the disconnect between online life and real life. Seeing how many mutuals and new friends were willing to make that little leap and be part of my everyday routine means a lot to me, even if its something as simple as becoming a sticker on my fridge. This fun little experiment pulled me out of a bad rut I've been in for a few weeks. So, thank you, everyone. Thank you for making this hellsite such a lovely place for me.

I love you, little gays in my phone (and now on my fridge) 💛💛💛

@hooid @drowsy-siren @butch-manticore

@clarificationsw @sovereign-skyy @smorzinc @cynthjam @pestisly @alicethebard @tadbitsickchickwithadick

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[blairelythere-deactivated202510]

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[blairelythere-deactivated202510]

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[blairelythere-deactivated202510]

@broccoli-bitching @cyclone360 @deadpan-c @devilcat3d @garlic-crouton @general-goods @hanako-owo @helveticandy @holy-lemon-person @honeybunne1021 @incognito-offical @local-eldritch-deity @paradoxicaloutcome @queen-of-stoopid @smallfuckablecreature @temmies-world @thelittleruby @trans-tomboy-battleship @transgwender @wetbonez @clay-plaything @lemthefurbean @ariahornyarea @saekodoggirl

[swagophile]

i spoke to both meyers and briggs and they both agreed my personality type was so epicly awesome with a side of dope that they had to come up with a whole new personality type henceforth known as "SWAG" and its charicterized by being a really beautiful soul with a heart of gold and a really awesomesauce vibe

[slowavesloth]