Oh to be a leafcutter ant on a fungus farm

NO SOLICITING I AM BROKE she/her, 23, bisexual lesbian | plural | median | autistic | terminally horny; viewer discretion advised | I write things sometimes. | profile pic by @skullshoal

[laura-the-swarming]

Ok, finally doing this:

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Hi! My name is Laura, I use she/her pronouns, I am an adult trans woman.

I'm plural and median; the three people this system consists of collectively make up a single Laura.

I am neurodivergent; diagnosed on the spectrum, most probably ADHD too, and I have some B-cluster personality disorder.

I am an amateur writer with no formal education; I mostly write for myself, so if you want to read it, check the reblog on this post. Fair warning: I drop stories with little to no warning, and have no schedule. It's a hobby, not a job. Maybe some day...

I'm not really 100% settled on my political opinions, but I am definitely anti-capitalist, pro-freedom to do whatever the fuck as long as you don't harm others. I support radical acceptance: thought crimes aren't real; even if you get turned on by the idea of fryingPersonally, I live my life mostly hedonistically; my life goal is to be happy and experience new pleasures with interesting people.

What to expect from this blog

I reblog anything that strikes my fancy, from cute animals to hornyposting. Sex-related content will appear frequently and often untagged, so if you don't like to see that, don't follow.

When I do remember to tag things, I use these:

#fleshposting - posts containing deliciously malformed flesh. Possibly gross stuff. Often counts as gore.

#people hot - images of attractive beings, either irl or art. May overlap with hornyposting sometimes.

#outfits that fuck - outfits that are really freaking cool. Not necessarily something I'd wear.

#america delenda est - because USA is such a cancer upon the world that even as a non-American I need to complain about what's happening there.

If I start using another tag regularly, I'll update this post.

Asks and DMs are open, go hog

Sexual preferences

This is cut off in case you don't want to look at such things.

I am bisexual, with a strong preference towards feminine-looking people, with no genital preference one way or the other. Im a switch and a vers, though I lean heavily into domination and topping. If you want to flirt / sext with me in DMs, feel free, but state your intentions clearly first, especially what kinks you'd like to explore. I'll probably have to feel you out first, I'm pretty introverted.

Stuff I really like: mommy play and most forms of incest, lactation, titfucks, horns, long tongues, blowjobs, deepthroats, praise, multiple orgasms without stopping, excessive cum

Stuff that's a full no: degradation, humiliation, harm other than spanking or non-lethal choking, unsanitary bodily substances (piss, shit, etc. (Sweat is ok)) detransition, vore, chastity, orgasm denial, breeding, pregnancy, pregnancy risk, any mention of the word "sissy", orientation play ("it's not gay if X")

Neither list is fully comprehensive, because they frankly can't be. If you want to know my opinion on a kink / scenario, don't hesitate to ask or DM me. I generally prefer a gentle, caring flavour of domming, either by me or my partner, but rougher stuff can be fun as well.

[laura-the-swarming]

My stories:

Third Stage of Grief: in a modern world with a litRPG system and monster-spewing Breaches, Claire Black is struggling to make her demonic deal-making class work despite having little to nothing to offer for the bits of soul she needs to barter from people to advance.

Status: haven't updated in a while, but I haven't dropped it.

Third Stage Of Grief [litRPG System, Dealmaking, Demonic Transition Journey] | Royal Road

Even after the System gave people Classes and brought monster-spewing Breaches, there are those who struggle with more mundane problems. Lik

Crown Jewels: A fanfic for Jojo's Bizarre Adventure about a group of queer people fighting a gang to pay of the debt to the organisation that gave them their stands.

Status: dropped, but I might update it some day.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56791222

Monster Mincing!!!: a fanfic for Occult Overdrive!!!, an urban fantasy story by @that-house . Alchemist-diabolist Emilia Twardowska runs around and hunts monsters spawned from humanity's collective subconscious to gather their body parts. She gets a tip that an interesting alchemist will soon arrive to the nearby city, and she goes out to arrange a meeting.

Status: actively updated

https://archiveofourown.org/works/76091326

Thalassa, Satan From The Depths: technically a fanfic to a Choose Your Own Adventure about molesting magical girls. Thalia was the most powerful magical girl fighting against the Dark Goddess, but she got betrayed, used as a living bomb to deal a final blow. When it didn't work and the goddess reversed time to try conquering the world again, she offered Thalia a choice: she could join the forces of darkness, and get revenge on her former friends that have betrayed her. The story features lots of sexual assault, gore, cannibalism, and slavery.

Status: not updated in a while, but I will once the mood is right.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61411798

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

take a moment to appreciate the gravity falls fanart tattoo a camper once drew on my arm

[teaboot]

OH HELL THE FUCK YES

[crazysodomite]

can there be centipede basyas @basyacriptid

[basyacriptid]

They do! basyapedes! you can difreniate basyapede from centipedes by her belly softness and cursed aura

[basyacriptid]

full basyapendra....

[confines]

communication

[largishcat]

okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life

[demilypyro]

hah, see, that's the sucker. my legs are strong Because they ain't work right! I'm always flexing them just to stay standing. that makes me a really strong runner, kicker, jumper, and cyclist. it's standing still that blows, and I get some pain, but I can exert some real fuckin power from these legs. it's like a perk with drawbacks, y'know? think positive! kick shit

[traniform]

it should make you angrier how few black transfems are on this site let alone active

[traniform]

like i feel insane. why do so few people notice this disparity? so many black transfems have fled, deactivated, or been terminated. the few who are left are usually getting targeted by harassment campaigns, denied autonomy, treated as mere scapegoats, and are often forced to stay in this murderously hostile environment for mutual aid reasons. why do we not notice this more???

[traniform]

like genuine question how many black transfems (let alone vocal transfeminists) active or semi-active on here can you name off the top of your head

[esthermika]

you hook up with a girl but she has an eery looking plushie-like version of you sitting on a shelf watching the bed

what do you do?

[esthermika]

...a lot of you want to fuck the plushie ...

[laura-the-swarming]

Listen, I need to check if she did some kind of sympathetic magic and bound my likeness to me to affect me at a distance. And since the magic can have less-than-perfect transference, I need to do something really stimulating yet nor harmful to the plushie to ensure that if there is any connection, I will feel it. It makes perfect sense if you think about it.

Also I need to fuck someone and also get fucked so that's a 2 in 1 there

[basyacriptid]

Self portrait 1

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[chaosmagetwin]

reblog to tell prev she deserves to exist

[mynaemsophie-deactivated2026031]

reblog to bap prev with your paw

[emmacandle]

tell a trans girl you love her today. please

[bunnygirlpaws]

reblog to tell prev you love her

[aleshakills]

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

[aleshakills]

I tell a woman with a 9 to 5 office job about the slightly niche speculative fiction novel I just finished and she goes "Oh, that's...interesting. I hadn't heard of that."

I tell a grungy chick I met at a dive bar about the same book and she kinda scoffs and goes "Okay" like I said my favorite show is Sesame Street

[lgbtqiapsupportlove]

[charl0ttan]

not objectum but im sure it would feel great to fuck a fleshlighttt