Im not even supposed to be here

It/its || 30 || plural idk fam. I'm just weird with it. prob post too much lewd shit and whatever my hyperfixation is rn

[gardengnosticator]

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

[quiet-plaything]

pov we’re drinking and you wordlessly press the length of your bottle against my abdomen like you’re showing me how deep it can go inside me

[quiet-plaything]

pov we’re at the liquor store & you tell me to choose what we’re drinking later, both of us knowing whichever bottle i pick will be stuffed & forced inside me by the end of the night, most of its contents poured down my throat, so you get to watch me squirm & hesitate over which one to pick ♡

[telltaletypist]

domming is so stressful like what if i'm not selling it. what if i suck at this and she's just whimpering and barking to make me feel better

[leashyourbutches]

What they don't tell you about service tops is that we are absolutely insatiable and thus wrapped around your finger. You want me to get you off? I'm suddenly not doing anything for the next three or so hours. Show the slightest amount more skin than you usually do and I am buried between your thighs until you physically can't finish anymore. Your pleasure is a vice and I am a hedonist.

[botccher]

probably gonna go through some weird and unknown phase of my life soon

[balaclava-trismegistus]

my dog actually loves being shot in the head with 19th century european automatic handguns

[charl0ttan]

laughing way too hard at a child's halloween joke in an effort to prove to everyone on the porch that im part of the ingroup and they should let me partake in their cutoms and mate with their women

[mewwon]

*reading the Wikipedia page for chatgpt* hmm okay.. interesting *closes the tab and googles ‘gay porn’

[contemptible-scoundrel]

haters will watch you conjure maelstroms of arcane lighting and say "broke ass can't afford a broadsword"

[mon3trs]

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

[maidthings]

you left comms on again

[little-lady-doeheart]

going through my blog and liking a bunch of my posts is essentially equivalent to rifling through my panty drawer, which is to say: cute and you should do it, but i WILL notice. perv.

[f4ther1ess]

online puppy girls are just nintendogs for doms

[f4ther1ess]

no one understands my contemplative genius but athens hated socrates too

[holyfenri]

Need to put a cigarette out on someone

[hotvampireadjacent]

[kidnapbaits]

why are doggirls always subs. wild doggirl who pins you down beneath it and rapes you while you desperately try to push it off or beg for it to stop but it doesnt comprehend anything your saying its just using you as a fleshlight and its stronger than you and its going to knot you.

[abbypup]

dominant doggirls are so hot! fucking you like an animal. only caring about breeding you with nothing else on its mind. not caring about your pleasure or it's just trying to make you take its pups

[angelicguy]

*walking out of a porno theatre w cum all over me angrily* That shit is rigged

[flutterbvnny]

if you wanna fuck me u have to be my friend because that way you can learn more things to perv on me about . definitely not because i’m a lil clingy