Cutie Patoot

HELLO THERE MORTALS. I like Rooster Teeth, video games, food, other crap, and more random shit.

[100wordsneversaid]

REBLOG IF I CAN BE YOUR FRIEND.

[holygavinfree-blog]

& message you without being judged.

[gavinfree-michaeljones-rteeth]

[sexyvatogifs]

[salmiakkivodka]

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

[suntbone]

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

[arcadianparadigm]

I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this

[c-isnenegro]

[someoneudontknow5]

(x) Ryan slowly losing his mind sure is entertaining.

[fatpolitoed-deactivated20180812]

[cutefollower]

aw ily

babe u ok

no don’t leave me

WHY 

[aicxa]

The tables have turned.

[morepayne]

[holygavinfree-blog]

 #fucking bumping his head to music #and eating a fucking orange#this kid 

[umble-blog1]

Alright, here’s something funny. These boys in my hall went outside in their undies to take some photos in the snow. Funny, right? They’re trying to get attention and it’s hilarious. Us ladies choose to do the same, we are wearing more clothing, and are doing the exact same poses. We are wearing as much clothing as is acceptable at the pool or the beach, at the gym, etc.   There is a serious double standard here— us girls have gotten responses like:

"What’s the point of being half naked?" "*ahem* sluts *ahem*" "What’s wrong with you females?"

Or worse, what my mother said. Her initial shock was apparently because she thought I was in my underwear, but when I told her I was in a swimsuit, she was suddenly happy I was having fun in college.  The idea here is that we are doing the same thing. When arguing this point with one of my hallmates, he said “But men’s bodies aren’t built the same, you don’t see girls getting pumped up over a topless guy, but how many guys do you think are gonna get all crazy over a topless girl?” Seriously? Really? Women don’t need to dress in order to avoid a reaction from men. You’re mad because you can’t control yourself? Men can pose in their undies in the snow without an issue because women aren’t going to go wild over it? Keep it in your pants, that’s your responsibility, not ours.

The double standards are killin’ me.

[jennypeepee-deactivated20140503]

"Keep it in your pants, that’s your responsibility, not ours." Is literally one of the best quotes I’ve ever heard. Thank you.

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

you know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are

what if that happened in real life

what if you were just at a restaurant one day and you started rANDOMLY SINGING because your soulmate decided to sing a duet in the shower

[saintmatts-deactivated20150326]

Omfg! What if this is why you get a song stuck in your head! Because your soulmate is singing it somewhere!

[yeahmainlysterek-deactivated202]

[scp-4999]

>Someone from AH tweets.

>859469 different versions of said tweet get immedietly posted in the tag.

[whoopskirri-blog]

Reblog if you're alive when the dates, 1/2/3, 2/3/4, 3/4/5, 4/5/6, 5/6/7, 6/7/8, 7/8/9, 8/9/10/, 9/10/11, 10/11/12 happened.

[post-ita]

kevaroono:

you won’t have a chance to say this again within your lifetime, so you might as well reblog it.

[the-tactical-leader-deactivated]

[askr-deactivated20230503]

As a Whovian… That scared me.

[snaxolotyl]

We can add 11/12/13 this year

[iicarys]

And 12/13/14 next year

[waitforawonder-deactivated20130]

What? There is no 13th month…

[kyokaito]

12/13/14 would be in the format of Month/Day/Year.

[dungeons-and-foodies]

fucking americans…

[ask-midnight-whisper]

[nffsbisher-blog]

WAIT IT’S FRIDAY THE 13th IN DECEMBER

[chibikaizoku]

current mood: tamagotchi after it poops

[joestump]

[karlis-deactivated20190623]

Sad for the ants, but stellar for the outcome.

[glitterweave]

this.. is fUCKING AWESOME

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

it’s actually really terrifying how deep ant hills go like oh my god

[momma-rose]

FUCK NO “SAD FOR THE ANTS” THOSE ARE FUCKING FIRE ANTS THE LITTLE DICKBAGS WILL FUCKING EXPLODE OUT OF THAT ANTHILL AND BURN YOUR ASS WITH THEIR POISON GOD DAMNI HATE FUCKIN GIRIERHANTS