SHORT POST ABOUT MEDIAYOU # 5.
Idea that Reader wants to date both Alastor or Vincent and her BF/Husband/etc.

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SHORT POST ABOUT MEDIAYOU # 5.
Idea that Reader wants to date both Alastor or Vincent and her BF/Husband/etc.
YANDERE! PATIENTS OF THE MENTAL HOSPITAL! HAZBIN HOTEL MEN X PSYCHOLOGIST! READER.
Mental Hospital AU.
I have two ideas on this topic.
The first idea is more classic. Alastor and Vincent don’t die a tragic death as in the original story. Instead, they’re caught at the scene of the crime and put in a mental hospital, and you’re appointed as their attending physician. You do your job by conducting psychological sessions with them, and over time they become attached to you, then fall in love, and eventually become obsessed with you. This was not part of the treatment plans for them, and in order not to further exacerbate their already unstable psychological state, you will be removed from their treatment. However, this does not last long, because as soon as you were taken away from them, they began to behave much worse. Like children whose favorite toy has been taken away. These two threw such a massive tantrum because their beloved, kind doctor had been taken away that no one could handle them. Tired of their tantrums, the head of the hospital brought you back to them, just so that you could calm these two down.
The second idea is more creative. So, imagine that some random guy performed a ritual to summon Lucifer, and by some miracle it worked, but not completely. During the ritual, something went wrong, and the King of Hell got stuck in that guy’s body. What made his situation even worse was that the guy whose body he was stuck in was crazy and was in a mental hospital. This whole situation didn’t make Lucifer happy at all before he met you. You are perhaps the only reason he’s still in this mortal’s body instead of returning to Hell. You are so kind and caring towards him. You listen to all his depressing chatter about his life, his wife, and his daughter. You talk to him. And he quickly grows attached to you, and then falls in love. And the more time he spends with you, the more he realizes he doesn’t want to let you go. You are a kind soul, and after death you will likely go to Heaven, where he will not be able to go, and he will be alone again. So he decides to deceive you and make a deal with you in order to take your soul and drag you down to Hell with him.
YANDERE! PAPARAZZI! VINCENT X YANDERE! CELEBRITY/ SINGER! ALASTOR.
Author's Note: Just a short idea for murdermedia based on Lady Gaga's song Paparazzi.
Paparazzi AU:
Young paparazzo Vincent Whittman has been following the life of the popular singer Alastor Hartfelt for several years. He appears at all the events where he performs, records all the interviews with him, tracks him down to take the most provocative and exclusive photos that will then be in all the magazines and newspapers. It seems that he is the kind of obsessed fan who knows absolutely everything about his idol, but what Vincent doesn't know is that Alastor is just as obsessed with him, if not more so, and he will never allow him to turn his attention to anyone else.
SHORT POST ABOUT MEDIAYOU #4.
When the three of you go to bed, you and Vincent either hug Alastor, who lies between you, which is why he grumbles at the two of you for being clingy and touching him, violating his personal space, or sleep on opposite sides hugging your stuffed toys/pillows (Vincent usually sleeps hugging a huge shark plushie and you sleep with a dakimakura that depicts some kind of tumblr sexyman (for example, Gojo Satoru)) and because of this, Alastor starts to grumble at the two of you even more, and even gets jealous (although he'll never admit it) of the two of you because you're not paying attention to him anymore.
YANDERE! BEAST! ALASTOR X BEAUTY! READER.
Twisted Fairy Tales AU.
You go to the forbidden part of the forest to get a medicinal herb and cure your father/mother/any other loved one. You know perfectly well that there is a monster here that tears and devours people, but only it can save your loved one from a terrible disease. You carefully make your way through the thickets, trying not to make a noise so that God forbid you do not attract the attention of the forest monster. When you find the herb you have been looking for so long, you bend down to put it in your basket. You get a little carried away with collecting, which makes you lose your vigilance and you don't notice that something is slowly and almost silently approaching you, which is why this place is dangerous. Your collecting is interrupted by the loud sound of a branch cracking behind you. You turn around and see what's standing behind you, and you drop your basket of collected grass in shock. In front of you stood a tall, thin creature resembling a deer with red and black fur, huge, twisted horns, and sharp, dagger-like teeth and claws, but what truly frightened you was the fact that the monster's face was stretched into an unnatural, wide-mouthed grin. You don't know how or when your body broke free from its stupor and began to run, but by the time you regained your ability to think, you were already sprinting down the road, dodging trees and doing everything you could to put as much distance as possible between you and THIS. The gloomy landscape of the forest you were running through flashed before your eyes. Your heart was pounding in your ears, your lungs were burning, and your legs were aching, but your fear prevented you from stopping to rest or turning around. You continued running at this frantic pace until you tripped over one of the tree roots and hit a rock at full speed, causing you to lose consciousness. As soon as you come to your senses, you immediately look around in a panic to see the monster right next to you, but to your surprise and deep relief, it was nowhere to be found. Instead, you saw a handsome, tanned man with dark brown hair standing over you. You asked him who he was and what he was doing there, and he replied that he was a forest ranger/hunter who had found you unconscious while walking through the forest. When he asked you how it was that you were alone in the forest unconscious, especially in an area that wasn't the safest, you told him everything that had happened to you. After he listened to your story attentively, he suggested that you come with him to his cabin so that you could rest after your ordeal, and he would escort you home at dawn. Without hesitation, you accepted his offer, as the last thing you wanted to do was stay alone in the forest. With a grateful smile, you took his hand, and he began leading you towards his cabin. You relax, feeling safe and secure with him, completely unaware that he is the very monster you were running from. You walk right into his trap, unaware that once the cabin doors close behind you, you will never leave.
Author's Note: This is not a fairy-tale version of Beauty and the Beast, but the idea was inspired by it.
SHORT POST ABOUT VOX/VINCENT.
Imagine Vincent aka Human Vox singing his song Brighter, but he looks like this:
What do you think? Does Vincent look good in this outfit?
Author's Note: Those who can draw (badly or well) and those who are simply bored can draw Vincent in this pose.
SHORT POST ABOUT MEDIAYOU #3.
Pet AU.
Never, under any circumstances, pet a neighbor's cat, especially if it's a male cat. Alastor and Vincent will be very upset about this.
The situation is presented below:
*A white neighbor's cat named Larry approaches Reader and rubs against her leg as a greeting.*
Reader: Hello, Larry. What's up? *you squats down and pets Larry.*
Larry: *purrs while you're petting him.*
Reader: *continues to pet Larry, but then an alarming piece of music starts playing, and you turn around to see your cats in the window, who are, to put it mildly, not in a good mood.*
Cat! Alastor and Cat! Vincent: *sitting on the windowsill, both in killer mode. Vincent is scratching the glass on the other side, hissing loudly, ready to kick both Larry's and yours asses, while Alastor sits eerily calm, staring at you, determined to bite off your hand for petting another cat.*
Reader: I'm dead....
ZOMBIE LOVE {YANDERE! ZOMBIE! ALASTOR X READER}
A/N: Inspired by the song Zombie Love by Bohnes. This is my first time writing something like this. I hope you enjoy it.
August 7, 1933, New Orleans.
Late in the evening, when the sun has already set and most of the city's residents are either at home or drunk at the nearest bar, you and your friend Jacob walk through the dark streets towards the cemetery. What for? It was all because of a book that Jacob had found in some backwater magic shop. The book was handwritten and contained information about performing all sorts of strange rituals, the most interesting of which was the ritual of resurrection from the dead. And that's exactly what you were planning to perform tonight at the local cemetery.
"I think it's a stupid idea." - you said as you walked alongside Jacob.
"Oh, don't be such a bore. Where's your enthusiasm? Where's your faith in miracles? Aren't you interested in testing a ritual that has been practiced since before our great-grandmothers were born? Especially when it comes to resurrecting the dead!" - Jacob said with the enthusiasm of a mystic enthusiast, gently nudging you with his elbow while holding a book in his other hand.
"First of all, miracles don't exist, and secondly, it's impossible to resurrect someone from the dead by performing a ritual from an old book." - you said, not sharing your friend's enthusiasm and remaining skeptical.
"But you're still going." - Jacob said with a knowing smile.
"I'm going there to make sure you don't get caught and sent to prison for desecrating graves." - you said with a slight smile on your face. Despite the fact that Jacob was a bit of a weirdo, you loved and cared for him just as much as he cared for you.
"Oh, that's so nice of you, (Y/N). To worry about me getting in trouble for this. You're a true friend." - Jacob said.
As a result of your short walk, you finally reached the gates of the cemetery. Once inside, you took out your flashlights and opened the book to the page where the ritual was described.
"So… in order for the ritual to work, we need someone who died recently, maybe 2-3 days ago, so we're looking for a fresh grave." - Jacob said, shining his flashlight on the open book so he could see the text.
"Finding anything in this darkness is going to be a challenge." - you said, squinting in the dark, shining your flashlight around, trying to make out anything.
"Well, we're not new to challenges, are we (Y/N)? After all, we've faced tougher situations." - Jacob said as he closed the book and put it back in his bag.
"I think you're right. Well, let's start searching, then." - said you, and you began your search with Jacob.
The night was so dark that even the light from the flashlights you were using to light your way didn't help you see much. It felt like someone had put a dark veil over the sky to make your search more difficult, and after hours of wandering through the cemetery, you finally found what you were looking for. A fresh grave.
"Jacob! Jacob, come here!" - you said, calling your friend to come over and see what you'd found.
Jacob came over and examined the condition of the grave with you. The earth was fresh and loose, and there wasn't even a single blade of grass growing on it, indicating that it had been recently dug, perhaps even yesterday or today.
"That's what we need! Well done, (Y/N)! Now we can start the ritual." - said Jacob pulling out a book from his bag.
This is how you started the ritual, without bothering to read the name on the tombstone and find out who was buried there. This was your biggest mistake, which you will regret in the future, but for now, you are both focused on performing the ritual over the grave you have been searching for for so long. You did everything exactly according to the instructions. Jacob read a spell from the book and made ritual movements like a real shaman. After that (with your permission) he made a small incision in your palm, not so much that you would have a scar, but enough for blood to flow, and then pressed your injured hand to the grave. So, while Jacob was finishing the ritual with the last ritual words, you washed the injured hand from the earth and blood, and then bandaged it with bandages that you brought with you in your bag. After waiting for 20 minutes and seeing no signs that the ritual had worked, you packed up and left the cemetery. You two didn't want the caretaker to lock you in until morning.
"I told you it was a stupid idea." - you said as you walked out of the cemetery gates.
"You're right, but it was worth a try." - Jacob said as he followed you out.
After that, the two of you walked back to your house, chatting about nothing in particular, almost forgetting about the ritual you had performed over the grave of an unknown person, completely unaware that this person was the infamous radio host and serial killer Alastor Hartfelt, who had recently been taken to his grave by a hunter who mistook him for a deer.
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It's the middle of the night. The alarm clock in your room is set to midnight. You're soundly asleep, clutching your bandaged arm to your chest, when suddenly there's a knock on your door. You open your sleep-heavy eyes and look at the front door. You don't want to get up, and you're hoping it's just some random drunk who's confused your house for their own, and they'll be gone soon. However, the knocking continues, so you reluctantly get up and approach the door. As you approach the front door, you look through the peephole. A stranger is standing on your doorstep. In the darkness, you can't see his face, but you can tell that he is a man, and that he is tall, slim, and well-built.
"Who's there?"- you say in a sleepy voice, continuing to look through the peephole at the uninvited guest standing in the dark.
"Oh, my dear, don't you recognize me?" - says a stranger whose voice seems strangely and frighteningly familiar, sending a chill down your spine.
"N-no, I don't recognize you. Who are you? What do you want?" - you say, stammering slightly as you try to shake off the terrible feeling that's growing in your chest.
The stranger laughs and then replies. - "My name is Alastor Hartfelt, but you, darling, can just call me Alastor. As for what I want…" he pauses for a moment, then adds, and there's a distinct smile in his voice. "Well, I want you all to myself, ma douceur. Forever. "
After that, the bulb on the yard light suddenly comes on, and you can see him. What you see shocks you so much that your legs give out and you almost fall. Alastor is standing on your porch, his funeral suit covered in dirt and slightly torn from climbing out of his grave. There was a clear bullet hole in his forehead, but what really frightened you was his wide, unchanging smile and the look in his yellowed eyes, which were filled with an obsession that you could clearly see when he pressed against the door and looked at you through the peephole on the other side.
Alastor continues to smile and knocks on the door again, taunting you to open it. You both know that he won't leave and that you can't escape from him. Now you'll have to deal with him forever, as death can no longer separate you.
SHORT POST ABOUT STATICYOU.
Reader: *concentrating on painting Vincent's nails with nail polish.*
Vincent: *looks up from reading his script and notices Reader's actions.* Hey! What are you doing?! I'm not some fucking gay!!
Reader: You're already gay.
Vincent:
Vincent: *sits in shock, analyzing his entire life and decisions, while Reader calmly continues to paint his nails.*
YANDERE! HUMAN! ALASTOR AND/OR YANDERE! HUMAN! VINCENT X HELPLESS! READER.
A dark thought. In general, I think that if these two decide that they need to kidnap a Reader in order to keep them with them forever, they will do so regardless of who Reader is, but it would be even easier for them to take this step if Reader were helpless. And by "helpless," I mean either a physical inability to resist them (such as being blind or wheelchair-bound) or a social inability to resist them, such as being someone who is much lower in social status or someone who is unlikely to be sought after if they are kidnapped (such as a prostitute or an orphan).
As for how they could have met such a Reader, there are many possibilities. For example, the wheelchair-using person could be the daughter of one of Alastor's/Vincent's producers, and they could have met her during a meeting with her father. The blind girl could be a jazz singer they attended, the orphan could be one of the employees at the radio/TV station they work for, and the prostitute could have impressed them not only with her appearance but also with her intelligence.
SHORT POST ABOUT MEDIAYOU #2.
Pet AU.
You have two cats named Alastor and Vincent, and they constantly fight with each other. At first, you only had Alastor, whom you found as a kitten on the street and brought home. For several years, you lived together as a duo, but since you often worked late, you decided to get another cat to keep Alastor company while you were away. So, you went to a shelter and adopted another cat, and when you returned home, you called Alastor to meet the new cat. Then the following scene took place :
Reader: Alastor, I want to introduce you to someone.
Cat! Alastor: *looks carefully at how you put the carrier and open it.*
Reader: *pulls Cat! Vincent out of the carrier.* Here, meet Vincent, he's going to keep you company. Now you'll have someone to play with while I'm at work. *puts Cat! Vincent in front of Cat! Alastor.*
Cat! Alastor and Cat! Vincent: *They look at each other and sniff. *
*Long pause. Then Cat! Alastor presses his ears to his head and slaps Cat! Vincent's face.*
Reader: Alastor! No! You can't hit Vincent!
Cat! Vincent: *pressing his ears to his head and hitting Cat! Alastor with his paw in response.*
Reader: Boys! Stop! *tries to separate the cats fighting each other.*
So, your plan to get a friend for your pet failed, and instead you got an enemy and a rival for your attention.
YANDERE! HAZBIN HOTEL X READER WITH SISTER/SISTERS.
I had a pretty funny idea that Reader is one of the identical twins/triplets, and their yandere doesn't know about it, so when they see Reader's sisters dating someone, they think it's Reader and kill their suitors. And only after they find out that it wasn't you but your sisters, they'll either be embarrassed for bothering your sisters or become obsessed with them and now they'll pursue not only you but also them.
Author's Note: I think Vox/Vincent would be the most excited to have a harem of Reader and her sisters, but I'm also considering including Lucifer.
SHORT POST ABOUT MEDIAYOU.
When Vincent is really annoying you and Alastor. You stop talking to him in English and start talking to him in another language (Alastor in French and you in your choice). This confuses and annoys him because he doesn't understand what you two are talking about. You keep doing this until Vincent apologizes to you and begs you to start talking to him in the language he knows.
Author's Note: This idea came to me in the middle of the night, and I decided to write it down before I forgot about it. 🌙
IDEAS WITH YANDERE! ALASTOR AND YANDERE! VOX WITH THEIR LOVERS/WIVES.
My first idea is that their lovers/wives did not go to Hell or Heaven after death, but were reborn. Since we do not know how souls are distributed to Hell and Heaven, we can assume that souls that were neither good nor evil may have a chance to be reborn. According to the legend, such souls cannot enter Hell or Heaven and are left at the gates of these two worlds. Since these two worlds are located in different dimensions in this universe, it is possible that these souls are simply sent back to Earth. Now imagine Alastor and Vox's feelings when they find out that their beloved women are neither in Hell nor in Heaven, but have been reborn and are now living on Earth among the living. The thought of their ladies marrying someone else or being harmed by someone else drives them crazy, so they decide to find a way to Earth and take their women back to Hell with them. So, they both found a grimoire or a spell that allowed them to come to Earth and take on their human forms, and now they're trying to charm their wives' reincarnations into falling in love with them like they did the first time, and they're killing all the men, whether they're friends or their boyfriends, to keep them from interfering. My second idea is that Alastor and Vox were not good husbands during their lifetime. They had wives, but they didn't marry them out of love. They married them for convenience, such as boosting the ratings of their shows or providing an alibi in case someone suspected them of the murders. Over time, they may have grown accustomed to their wives and seen them as more than just a facade, but their careers and personal desires always came first. When they tragically passed away, their poor wives were left to deal with the terrible legacy left by their beloved husbands. After the funeral, they were invited to the police station and told about what their late spouses had been doing. After questioning and examining them, the police found no evidence of their involvement and released the shocked women, but as soon as the information about the dark deeds of the popular radio/TV host became known, a wave of hatred swept over them like a storm. These women will spend the rest of their lives alone and with the label "Maniac's Wife" around their necks. Even when their time on Earth comes to an end, they will not be granted a peaceful afterlife. Instead, they will find themselves in Hell, a place of eternal suffering and madness. However, fate has decided to provide them with hope and comfort in the form of each other. Fate has brought them together in a dirty bar in Hell, where they have become friends, and their friendship has slowly evolved into love. Of course, it was awkward for them to admit their feelings to each other at first, but they eventually managed to overcome their differences and are now healing their wounds together. Decades have passed, and they have found happiness and peace in each other's company, but unfortunately, the past does not easily let go. Their former husbands have become infamous Overlords and fierce rivals. One day, when they were not engaged in their rivalry, they were exploring the surroundings of Pentagram City when they heard a joyful laugh that was rare in this hellish place. The laughter came from a pair of women who were strangely familiar to them, and upon closer inspection, they recognized them as their former wives. As a result, they both teleported to their wives' side, and their shock intensified when they realized that not only had they found their wives after an absence of approximately 80 years, but the other woman and their wife's current lover was the wife of their archenemy! As Alastor and Vox engaged in their usual bickering and arguments, their wives managed to escape and disappear. After their argument with each other ended and they realized that their wives had run away from them, they decided to temporarily team up in order to catch them and take their wives back.
YANDERE! ANGEL! ALASTOR X SINNER! READER.
Imagine an alternate universe where Alastor, instead of going to Hell and becoming an Overlord, went to Heaven and became a kind of heavenly preacher-commentator who descends from Heaven with the exorcists during each extermination and comments on the destruction live on air. He looks almost the same as we are used to seeing him, but now he has wings, and his palette has changed from red and black to white and gold. During one of the exterminations, you (literally) fell at his feet. You are a cute little sinner who was staring at him with wide, frightened eyes as the genocide of Hell's population intensified. Unwilling to prolong your eye contact with Radio Angel, you quickly began to retreat, unwilling to have your screams broadcast on the radio live, but your escape was unsuccessful. Before you could run more than a meter, you felt someone's hands firmly grasping you, preventing you from moving. Turning around, you were horrified to see Alastor's smile, which was wide with sadistic pleasure. You were so foolish and naive to think that he would allow something that had caught his attention to simply escape and die at the hands of anyone from Adam's army. No, no, my dear, you will not be so easily dismissed. You are now the object of his attention (obsession), so prepare to face the new fate that this sadistic angel has in store for you.
YANDERE! HAZBIN HOTEL X DAUGHTER OF THE ROOT OF EVIL! READER
Long ago, when Lucifer first fell into Hell, he tried to fix what he had done. Using his powers, he tried to cut down the tree of knowledge (the true form of Roo), but his strength was not enough. All he could do was cut off a single branch, from which you were formed. Separated from the Root of Evil, you gained your own mind (although you still have some vague memories of Eve/Roo) and gradually became an independent entity. You were raised as Charlie's younger sister (I suggest the name Zoe, firstly because Zoe and Eve have the same meaning (Life), and secondly, it goes well with Charlie's name (both end in e)). You, like Roo, are the most powerful being in Hell, and because of this, everyone is afraid of you (especially your adoptive father, Lucifer) but at the same time, everyone is obsessed with you because they all want to have you as their business partner and not just in business. So both the inhabitants of the depths of hell and the inhabitants of the heights of heaven will be vying for your heart and soul.
SHORT POST ABOUT THE MURDERMEDIA DUO X READER.
I'm thinking about creating a ship name for #character x reader, and I suggest using the prefix "You" for the reader. For example, Lucifer x Reader (AppleYou), Alastor x Reader (RadioYou), Vox x Reader (StaticYou), and so on. What do you think about this idea?
Below is the relationship dynamics between Alastor x Reader x Vincent (MediaYou) :