okay yeah i get it posey im bisexual too

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okay yeah i get it posey im bisexual too
inspired by @amazingeurus's adorable sanzo pet au
(photo reference)
Did anyone ask for animal/pet au
Yeah me neither
HOW TF DO YOU DRAW ANIMALS
Pet AU, but reverse! (Click for clarity)
Or…. Instead of Team Phantom being cursed into animals, now it’s the Batfam and they get adopted by the unknowing Phantoms.
Duke is a border collie, Cass and Barbara are domestic shorthair cats, Steph is a golden retriever, Bruce is an English Mastiff, Dick is a blue macaw, Jason is a German shepherd, Damian and Alfred are both tuxedo cats, and Tim is a Russian blue cat.
I imagine that somehow, the entire family gets cursed and then transported to the DP world, where they’re captured by illegal pet traders. Team Phantom rescues them unknowingly, and thus, the Batfam have to find ways to help this group of mostly teenagers fight crime lmao.
Pawsome and Meowtastic stuff
Aka, you're perpetually stuck on pet-sitting duty due to how much these demihumans love you.
Lowkey (highkey) inspired by the amazing @c0nnect-ing which you should totally check out! (your brain is so big I wanna cradle it and polish it like a crystal ball)
You gave him the equivalent of a human heart attack-
Cybertronian*Giggles recording live, his human who is sleeping in his desk*Look at this!Heheh~
Human*Is laying motionless and limp*...
Cybertronian*Giggles as he plays with your body,shakes it and puppeters it*Human!~Wake up dumbaft heheh~...Human?...
Cybertronian*Sees you not moving or responding*Huh?...Y/N!?WAKE UP!?WAKE UP!HAHAHA!
Y/n*Wakes up annoyed,your eyes not open but smacking your lips*...
When he reads...that his human must feel so safe around him,no fear no defense,no survival insticts around him...he is gonna be crying in the corner
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The Wayne Brothers as Pets
If Jason, Dick, Tim, and Damian were pets.... what could possibly go wrong? Inspired by my $432 vet visit 🥲 get dogs they said, it’ll be fun they said
Content: Pet AU Fluff, it’s all fluff.
Trigger Warning: Mentions of the Vet
DCU Masterlist
Jason Todd
Rescue pitbull who your friends and family tried to talk you out of getting.
Suspicious of everything at first and took a while to warm up to you.
Claimed the couch and your bed as his own.
Suffers from happy tail.
Loves car rides and the treat section at pet stores.
Not aggressive but really happiest not being around other dogs.
Carries around his favorite toy all day and greets you at the door with it.
Accidentally knocks you over while rubbing against because he got too excited when you call him a good boy.
Likes to sunbathe with the orange cat next door.
Gets embarrassed about doggy pajamas and sweaters until you tell him how cute he looks.
Loves too cuddle but will sulk in the corner if you accidentally touch him in the middle of the night.
Barks at that one neighbor you don’t like, pees on their car tires each morning.
Your parents favorite grand-pup and best boy in the world.
Will fiercely protect you from the vacuum.
Hates bath day, will vocally and very loudly inform you it’s an act of animal cruelty.
Dick Grayson
Chesapeake Bay Retriever.
Has been spoiled since you adopted him,
Big fan of pup cups.
Lives for beach days and long trail hikes.
Sun bathes in the back yard like it’s his job.
The dog trainers love to borrow for puppy and socializing classes.
Poses for his Gotcha Day pictures.
Gets perfect report cards from doggy daycare the two days a week you send him.
Howls to Dancing Queen by ABBA.
Leaps like a gazelle into all bodies of water, screams in the back seat when it’s time to go home.
Has no idea the vet took his balls and still occasionally humps pillows that fall on the floor.
Tackles you when you walk through the front door.
You have a framed mugshot of him with a hotdog in his mouth and a list of all the bbq’s he’s stolen them from (your honor, my client is innocent).
Has a collection of dog spa bandanas.
Potty trained but has no problem peeing on the shoes of your one friend he hates.
TIm Drake
Worlds nosiest Doberman.
Doesn’t eat the trash but pulls out every piece to investigate it.
Doesn’t believe in personal space unless it’s his.
Breaks down the bathroom door to see what you’re doing.
Deeply in denial about the fact that he is not a lap dog.
Brings his favorite green dinosaur toy to bed.
Stares at guest while sitting on your lap.
Habitually drags you by the belt loop with his teeth when he wants something.
Sleeps at the foot of your bed or up by your head.
Religiously falls off the couch.
Doggy daycare on work days and an excessive amount of mental stimulation toys at home. He’s now a dog brand ambassador for Chewy.
Will rip out the squeaker in his toys and use it to wake you up faster in the morning.
Very insistent on his weekend morning runs.
Is convinced the squirrels are conspiring to break in.
Damian Wayne
Not a dog but is an orange cat.
Makes intense eye contact as he pushes breakables off the counter.
An indoor cat who somehow manages to bring you dead birds each morning.
Chewed through an electric cord but seems to be unaffected?
Sits on top of the cabinet like a warlord before pouncing on you
You’re confused on if he likes you, he does.
Screams at 5am on the dot about his food bowl being empty even though he doesn’t get fed until 7.
Tried to suffocate you in your sleep by laying on your face for the entire week he had to wear the cone of shame.
Stared at you as he forced himself to throw up on the carpet.
Learned the “You steal it, you wear it” rule the hard way.
Shockingly likes the pitbull next door and sits on his back.
Has a personal vendetta against the mail man.
Purrs when you scratch his neck while he sleeps, though he’ll glare at you if you try to wake him up.
You bought him a high end cat bed he refuses to use, prefers to sleep in the sink.
Keeps managing to breakout of the house somehow.
Is an angel at the vets office.
viktor owning an always unimpressed collie and jayce obsessed over his neurotic cat. thank u for coming to my ted talk