Muted mouth, manic restraint

Bri,30, She/Her

[nightmarereverie]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i have to butt mog some zoomers

[cheaphalloweencostume]

lo and the spirit compelled me to suffer the zoomers with mine own splendid ass, and to mog the children of men, that they might know the greatness of my hinderparts and thus may know fear🙏🏻

[gremlininho]

A butternut woollyworm ♡

[unravel002]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I can't take gauges seriously every time I see someone with em I think about this post

[swagophile]

Watching the SAW Movies this Jigsaw guy is a Fucking Asshole Fuck this guy. This guy sucks!!!!!! What a fucking loser!!!!!!!

[road0flife]

[cancelledkat]

Control.

[dogpuppy]

[otter11]

tamashell

[ordr]

[tendie-defender]

We should bring back forest green.

[sacred-portal]

[imisseveryoneiveevermet]

[thebibliosphere]

The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.

Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”

He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.

[gabrielisdead]

finally I got them all

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎