[scarletafterglow]

[micromontage]

shout-out to all my friends i like youj

[honeygordo]

just got jumpscared at work today

[oogie]

No one talks about how tired your mom's eyes are anymore

[emailmore]

put all of the toothpaste from one tube inside of another tube or else the machine gun turret i installed in your head will start shooting your brain

SAW

[adz]

macklemore “thrift store 3”

standing at the sink while i wash my wounds

when i’m finished i watch cartoons

the man on the screen reenacts my death.

[guiltfactory]

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

[foreveriallyzombified]

I just made myself sick eating purple cookies

[foreveriallyzombified]

Neopets ass problem

[haaarpb]

[cinematech]

try my mysterious glue

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[biohorror-human]

we can get up and take care of our body

[rnismatch]

Guy at a gay bar with a 25 page manual in hand looking at the hankerchiefs in peoples pockets and then licking his finger and flipping pages trying to look up what it means also he has a scorpion for a hand that keeps poisoning peaople

[sleepgrifter]

Its not even fucking funny.

[sleepgrifter]

Lol it is though lol

[sleepgrifter]

Its not even fucking funny.

[therehearsal2022]

(to whatever celebrity im most attracted to right now) (pouring him another glass of wine) its actually not gay because im ftm so its literally fine man dont be such a baby...

[captain-price-returns]

“Andrew and Tristan Tate have been arrested in Miami”

[captain-price-returns]

It took a while, but...