Zero Filter & No Dignity

be the reason why you are haunted. go someplace forbidden, read something in a dead language, straight up FUCK a demon. asa kouri; demonologist summoned by pen

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harbour​:

It’s Emil’s own fault. He’s had centuries to learn the city etiquette, but is he going to follow the most important rules, like ‘don’t stare random strangers right into the eyeballs until they look away, defeated, even if they started it’? There’s your answer. Although, usually people approach to find out what his problem is, not to burden him with theirs.

“What took you so long?” Emil is going along not out of the kindness of his heart, of which he has two, but because, well, what does he have to lose? Besides, he can be quite a nosy bastard. “I nearly died of boredom.”

His eyes dart around in search of whoever Asa is looking to fool. Probably trying to make someone jealous. That wouldn’t be new.

A bright smile spreads through his lips, nothing but pure relief as the other does in fact go along with him. “ Oh, I know! I’m so sorry! ” He leans in closer, an attempt to slightly hide his face from the man that had just walked past him. “ A problem at the store. ” A mischivious smile plays on his lips as he winks.

Asa carefully guides the other to follow him, making him move slightly further away from the man that was still, searching for him. Once he felt they were far enough from him, his eyes land back on the other. “ Hey, thanks! You didn’t have to, but you were very helpful. ” 

[nuclearparade]

You know I’m not always proud of what my libido wants but at least I’ve never wanted to fuck Pennywise.

[dawn0fsanity]

You’re up to something, I can tell.

[luzdelunis2-deactivated20200703]

Enemies to “ugh I can’t believe I’m saving your life” to “ugh we have to work together or the world ends but it’s not like I like you or anything” to “oh we actually connect pretty well but that doesn’t mean anything” to “I would die for you but don’t read too much into it” to “I’ll kill anyone who lays a finger on you” to Lovers.

[holyshits]

dogxfiend​:

“Cool.” He could have just as easily followed to the Taco Bell if Asa had driven, but it was some reassurance now that there wasn’t a car in the equation. He headed outside, waited for the other to walk alongside him.

“So, you said you’re after information. What about?” And then, a little more seriously – “And what for?” Syde was fine with indulging a personal interest. But if whatever information he passed on was going somewhere else, he wanted to know where, and to who. That would dictate just how forthcoming he was, and how honest he felt like being.

Syde was quite honest in general, especially for a demon. His form of dishonesty tended to be less like giving false information, and more like selectively withholding certain pieces of it.

He heads outside, almost hopping rather than walking, a wide smile playing on his lips. There was a mixure of excitement and happiness on him, as his mind attempted to arrange what he wanted to ask him about, the things that he NEEDED to know the most.

Asa’s eyes open wide, and he tries to control his smile for a second. “ About you--- What you are. ” There’s a sigh, and he goes quiet for a few seconds, trying to find the best way to explain it. “ I---” Another sigh. “ I’m a demonologist. I’m just taking in information of--- entities,  to be able to know them. ” Not a lie at all, but he was conviniently leaving some details aside.

[spooksandwheezes]

this bitch said “,okay,”

[holyshits]

CONNECTIONS: ADAM DE FELICE

Adam, the first man. Still alive out of nothing more than pure spite agains God, and regretting said decission the second he met Asa. They met ( ironically ) on a church in Rome, Asa had been there to talk to a priest about some of the manifestations that had been happening on a small Italian town, Adam had been waiting to meet there with an angel. 

Asa overheard the last bits of their conversation, and once the angel left, he couldn’t control his curiosity, and had to go introduce himself. At first Adam found him AMUSING, and beeing an attention seeker, he absolutely welcomed Asa’s intensity, and flattery. 

It all, however, began to quickly escalate as Asa began to develop an ( unhealthy ) crush on Adam, and the other began to be annoyed by the demonologist’s antiques. Adam attempts to keep any encounters with Asa as brief and as sporadical as possible, but fate has absolutely NEVER been on his side and they keep crossing paths often.

[holyshits]

If someone asked him, he wouldn’t exactly KNOW how he got himself on this situation, let alone WHY he kept getting himself into this kind of thing. But in all honesty, it didn’t matter, at least not right now. Right now what mattered was that he found a way to loose the guy he had just stole from. 

As he accelerated his pace, Asa began to move closer to the first person he managed to make eye contact with. A light, friendly smile playing on his lips as moved closer. “ Hey-- ” His voice comes out almost as a whisper. “ Do me a favor, act as if we know each other ok? Walk with me. ” And just as soon as those words leave his lips, he intertwined their arms. 

@harbour sent ? for a starter.

[holyshits]

dogxfiend​:

At least the stranger didn’t fall into a complete panic. Syde watched at first to make sure the man didn’t run off, then scoffed softly, turned and knelt to carefully lift the rug and look over the seal underneath. “I mean, you did a good job,” he was sure to clarify. “Just underestimated me a little is all.” Syde grinned.

“I’m Syde. Maybe you knew that already.” Asa seemed to have heard of him, to some degree or another. He didn’t move closer or offer his hand, figured it wouldn’t be welcome. Besides, it was almost a courtesy amongst demons not to shake hands. He spared a glance this way and that for the room’s exits. “You don’t mind walking, do you?” They were still downtown; if he remembered right, the nearest Taco Bell was only a couple blocks away. He wasn’t sure if Asa had taken a car here or not, but Syde had no intention himself of getting into one.

He sighs, with a slight roll of his eyes, well that was at least something. “ I guess I’ll take that-- ” There’s a smile still set on his lips as he takes his notebook out once again, and makes a small note. It helped knowing that didn’t exactly worked, nor would it be of use if he ever needed to use it again. Although he suspected it would be needed, at least not with him.

He smiles, and softly shakes his head. “ Actually, no. Only knew what you are, but-- Very nice to meet you Syde. ” The smile on his lips grows wider as he gestured towards the exit. “ Not at all, I happen to have walked here in the first place so--- ” A shrug. “ If you’ll follow me, please. ”

[rpmemesandmusings]

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[boykavalier]

[holyshits]

Asa getting so comfortable with a demon that every time they meet he just goes "hey there demon, it's me ya boy!"

[holyshits]

Asa’s chaotic nature ends up making him do some increadibly stupid things, however he IS aware of the level of stupid he can get to. So he has learned to use that to his advantage, by exagerating it and making himself look less threatening to the entities he talks to. And trying to figure out whether or not he is faking that level of stupidity can be a little complicated. 

However, despite his attitude being mainly a coping mechanism, and a way to keep himself alive while trying to get his work done, he knows it won’t always work. So depending on WHAT he is facing, he always has a trick under his sleeve that will keep him safe, but it is ever only used if he can’t talk his way out of the situation.

[holyshits]

goodevcning​:

Valentine raises an eyebrow, unable to help being a nosy little shit. His eyes flicker to the book, the notebook, and then up to the face of the other. “What did you do this time?” The male leans back, putting one of his feet up onto a vacant chair not too far in front of him. Honestly, he could use an amusing story right about now.

Asa looks up at the other, a tired annoyed look completely taking over his features. “ Something stupid. ” He lets out a sigh, head resting on his hands for a second before turning back up at the other. “ I pissed someone off, so I could get something--- ” He pauses, as one of his hands hits slams against the book. “ And then I got the wrong thing. ”

[holyshits]

kxllerblond​:

     ❝ Your AESTHETIC. ❞ he echoed dully, eyes shifting to glance for the glinting candle. The hybrid supposed whether the man was an idiot or not wasn’t exactly the most important of things to focus on at current.  ❝ So…is this just a hobby of yours? ❞ now intent on being an unwelcomed visitor. The man had bothered him in his peaceful night, he was set on being a nuisance in retaliation. 

❝ Summoning demons just for funsies? Hope you get one that doesn’t try n’ gut ya? ❞ judging by the layout, the man at least seemed more prepared and practiced than the typical danger-seeking teenager. Clark would have made a remark on how funny he found it the man had intended for a demon and had instead only gotten HALF of one. But, he didn’t feel inclined to out himself as a cambion if it had no already been discerned. 

❝ I will say, I’m mildly concerned how you came upon any of this. I’ve very specific directions for summoning and not many know of them. ❞ and this had been a summon, not a calling. He’d only ever encountered old immortals or well-versed hunters that had known how to discern summoning symbols and knew what to say and how. 

Perhaps it had been a case of mistaken identity. Maybe somehow his own personal summoning rune looked too closely like another’s and the man had simply drawn out the incorrect one. Clark toed at the ground some with his nice shoes and sighed. ❝ May I see how exactly you summoned me? Anything you have written or drawn. ❞ the stranger may have looked like an idiot now and maybe even Clark found this single incident AMUSING, but he wanted to ensure this wouldn’t happen again

He shrugs, acting as if it wasn’t that big of a deal. “ Hobby, job, whatever you wanna call it. ” His eyes examinated the other up and down for a few seconds, trying to grip as much information as he possibly could. Truth to be told, this had been more of an ‘accident’.

Every now and then Asa will twist around runes, trying to make up new ones, mix up some words, and see if something will pop up. It’s all part of his attempts on profiling demons, however, whenever they do work, it’s quite the acomplishment. “ Well, you aren’t the first one, but I do guess we can call my current living status a miracle. ” More like, neither hell nor heaven want to deal with him on the afterlife, he can be far too much to handle.

“ You seem trully concerned, and now I feel like I should appologize? ” A shrug, as a small smile makes it’s way to his lips, an attempt to seem as friendly as possible to the other. He archs a brow, head tilting softly to a side. “ Uh--- Sure, go ahead take a look.” He steps back, trying to allow him to take a better look. His gaze is fully focused on him, trying to take in each and every thing he does, whatever trail and detail that could help his research.

He leans towards the cups of coffee he had left on the ground. Sure thing they had both been bought for himself, but if he wanted to to attempt to keep the other there for longer, he had to act more welcoming. “ Coffe? ”

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dogxfiend​:

Another arch of his brow at the suggestion of setting up a demonic seal in a restaurant. It sounded like this guy had some stories. He smiled as the other went on, though it finally waned some as the man turned him down.

He sighed, looked away again with an idle scratch of his head. Finally Syde let his hand drop to his side, gestured briefly. “Alright then,” he said, rolling his shoulders some. It was uncomfortable in the seal; as entertaining as all this was, he wasn’t going to play along all night. With a bit of a flex of his power, which manifested as an oozing feeling of dread through the room, Syde stepped off the rug and out of the seal. Looked rather casual doing it, too, not like it had been a great effort at all.

The aura of menace dissipated almost instantly as Syde reigned it back in. He sighed with some relief and stretched a bit. “There, now you don’t have to trust me. Can we get Taco Bell now?” He asked, rather in the tone of an impatient child. And then, tilting his head with another smile, “What’s your name?”

It took him by surprise, to say the least. He stumbled back as he tried to both move and stand up at the same time, the shock mixing with fear on his face. 

And it takes Asa a second to gather himself, eyes blinking rapidly as he stared at the other. His brain was trying to process what his eyes had just witnessed, while trying to calculate if he was in any real danger. A nervous giggle escapes his lips, as he finally begins to calm down, the smile of the other helping a little to calm his nerves.

“ So-- I’m an idiot. Noted. ” He laughs, looking over at him with a shy smile. “ Ok, sure. We can go get Taco Bell, you kinda earned it. I’m Asa. ”

[holyshits]

WORK

Asa’s main goal, and why he does what he does, is to create the equivalent of a criminal profile for demonic entities. ( He also has one for deities, but that’s something he does for fun. )

The main goal is to be able to create a specific profile on the characteristics, modus operandi, likes and looks of demons, so it can be easier to identify them, and keep a control of them on earth. The need of him to do this was prompted by his belief that the demon that possessed his sister never trully left her, or left something on her. ( One of Asa’s many theories over Alice, is that the damaged created by the demon now allows her to host demons without many signs, turning her into a very accessible vessel ).

Some of his findings, the least dangerous ones, have gone into the books he’s written. An attempt to just help keep amateurs safe. The big stuff, and sadly for him, goes to the church, more specifically a church based group of hunters, who are his main benefactors.