we're the final girls

very specific detail to pluck out of thin air!

[apollos-boyfriend]

having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro

[apollos-boyfriend]

i can’t say shit about liking a character that acts slightly in a very specific way without being hit with a tidal wave of “of course you would” to live is to suffer

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

just watched a terrible movie for about 6 minutes total of screentime of an actor i like

[boykavalier]

Happy Birthday, David Dastmalchian! 💖 (July 21, 1975)

[spicyvampire]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE : THE VAMPIRE LESTAT (2026-) 3.07 "The Failures"

[dubiousdisco]

[dahppled]

I really don't have much going on in my life, except the horrors, so when people ask me questions it feels like a test of some kind

[crabussy]

when you get crazy enough about The Character you'd think the situations you imagine them in would get more elaborate and lore intensive. but no. imagining my wizard pacing around huffily being slightly peeved at a mild inconvenience. I don’t even know what the inconvenience IS. and it's giving me enough joy to power a city for a month

[crabussy]

you understand this post more than anyone else

[deadbeatmaker]

hannibal and will weren’t even toxic. all of that was normal

[deadbeatmaker]

armand is also normal

[segamascott]

[boykavalier]

Seamus Patterson as Alex Slater THE VAMPIRE LESTAT "The Failures"

[just-another-regular-dude]

[3000s]

when i go somewhere on friday people are always like "have a nice weekend" but i work weekends and this is my sunday

sorry i cant get the hi off of my skeleton right now

[magiconic]

Don't worry I covered up the "HI" so no one can read it

[3000s]

thank you, much better

[boykavalier]

ASSAD ZAMAN The Vampire Lestat "The Failures" Backstage Pass

[yaoiblackmold]

Armand's revised, new, and improved 12 steps

[boykavalier]

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[virgoos]

sub this dom that. what if they are both completely chained to their devotion to each other. they’re rendered powerless by it. nobody is driving the bus.