we're the final girls

a love that kills you ain't so bad

[sobcat]

there's always something you have to pay for

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[mgsr]

[carriefisher]

BAILEY’S 3K CELEBRATION —⏳+ christine for @six-demon-bag

“Either you’re dumber than you look, or you don’t know your friend very well. He had the same look in his eye that my brother always had. Probably the only thing my brother ever loved in his whole rotten life was that car. No shitter ever came between him and Christine, if they did… watch out! He had a five-year-old daughter choke to death in her… he wouldn’t get rid of her. He just rode around with the radio blaring, not a care in the world except for Christine." — Christine (1983) dir. John Carpenter

[brynstellaris]

not "mine" as in "my property" but "mine" as in "my responsibility"

[robotsarecoolaf]

[intercal]

you could follow the genuinely funny poster who is going to be gone in 6 months, or you could follow me, the mediocre-to-okayish poster who's been on tumblr for 11.5 years and will be here until the flames finally reach and destroy the data center with our precious memories

[nylarac]

[tsunderrated]

[greelin]

nooooo please give me back my evil guy with issues

[greelin]

i can be trusted with him. please. You have to believe me

[romanceyourdemons]

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

[pitchburgh]

good or not, would anyone else WANT your url?

MANY people would want my Tumblr handle

a small handful of folks might want my Tumblr handle

I'm the only one who wants my url (positive)

Honestly? I don't even want this url myself

Voting ended onJun 1

[woman-becomer]

*kisses ur forehead*

*I absorb and consume one precious memory*

[donuteater13]

*forgets that you kissed my forehead*

[boykavalier]

Jacob Anderson as Louis de Pointe du Lac THE VAMPIRE LESTAT

[diviniaviti]

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you

[riacain]

i’m not flopping i’m niche ok

[thickness-protection-program]

I'm probably someone's "not this guy again" on Tumblr

[subaru-copilot]

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

[subaru-copilot]

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo