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We did it! Our Roadtrip Metrics

15 states in 13 days Miles driven ~ 4,016 Best Musical Theater: Pigeon Forge's All You Can Eat Hatfield & McCoy's Dinner Theatre, TN Best Bumper Sticker: "Don't like the police? Next time you need help, call a protestor." (We do!) Best Price on Gas: Tennessee (under $1.60!) Best Sunset: Over the Bayou on the Gulf Coast Top Five Road Artists: Nick Cave, Tom Waits, Frazey Ford, Dolly Parton, Alabama Shakes Creepiest Song Choice: George Michael's "Father Figure" Times BBQ Was Overeaten: 5 Friends & Family Visited: 21 Meals Generously Provided by Friends & Family: 20 Children under 13 We Hung Out with: 12 Thrift Stores Visited: 6 Matching Outfits: 3 Wedding Dresses Purchased: 2 Women in Tennessee We Encouraged to Run Away: 2 Times Dacia Said the Phrase "Cool Rape Story": 1 Animals Species Eaten: 9 Anti-abortion Signs: 2 Pro-gun Signs: Too Many to Count

Our final card for the trip: too fitting. Remember that the highs are just as important to learn from as the lows. Thanks for everything, #homanceroadtrip.

#homance homanceroadtrip homance2016 #tarotreading #oshozentarot #tarot

We drove all the way across the USA from Brooklyn to Oakland, and for our final day on the road we picked very special matching thrift store outfits.

#homance2016 #roadtrip #ootd #nicedayforawhitewedding

Very important moments.

#margaritaville #also margaritas #homance2016 #drinks the size of your head

Far more gun ads seem across the US than anti-abortion ads, but we did see one in Texas that said "Real Men Love Babies" with a man holding a baby with a giant bow. Yes, emasculate those male abortion supporters. Perfect.

#abortion #feminism #Texas #abort Texas #real men love babies #homance2016

Our new heroine, Fredericka Mandelbaum, nineteenth century lady boss.

So here for this card. Looking forward to sharing ourselves with the world today.

#tarotreading #tarot #oshozentarot #homance2016

Last night, we tried to act normal for Audacia’s extended family in Phoenix. We started by making a long list of things about ourselves we would *not* be talking about in the car. Luckily, Audacia’s family are experts in avoidant small talk. Success!

#not normal #weirdos #hosbeforliterallyeverybody #homance2016

Every good fake town needs a brothel and a funeral home.

#adult goths #hosbeforliterallyeverybody #Arizona #homance2016

Sometimes self care talk is violent in its isolation, and sometimes all you need is good therapy and a hot tub.

#selfcareisviolence #hottubsarecooltho #also margaritas #therapy #homance2016

Crushing it on our denim day.

#matching #taxidermy #Sonora Texas #momsindenim #hot moms #age appropriate #homance2016

This morning we got Thunderbolt, or the Tower in the Rider Waite deck: "this inner earthquake is both necessary and tremendously important - if you allow it, you will emerge from the wreckage stranger and more available for new experiences."

#the tower #tarotreading #homance2016

Today we went 155 feet underground with some Americans and one Welsh woman, to talk about guns, lawless families and how rocks looked like angels. Oh, and saw this.

#thank you jesus #Sonora #caverns #sonoracaverns #amerikkka #open carry #homance2016

Look at us, getting the same card we got at the very beginning! Reset for the second half, onward and upward!

#threeofwands #tarot #tarotreading #homance2016

This morning we went to the Rothko Chapel, where we bathed ourselves and our objects in darkness. Thank Goddess for silence and ritual.

#rothko chapel #black metal #oblivion #homance2016

C'mon, tarot! "Nothing will happen the way we want it to. Go for a walk, buy some flowers, fix yourself some dinner." Reject perfectionism. Expect change.

#tarot #tarotreading #stress #wtftarot

Last night we toasted to one month of funemployment, and the road. Special thanks to our special hosts for this amazing photo background and more.

#funemployment #freedom #burnitdown #dontcare2016 #homance2016

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