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#Mod Roxy

hi yes i just wanna say u cool as hecc bro

omg tysm??? very valid and appreciated? this made my day bro~~~~~- Mod Roxy(<3)

may i have a match up? ^-^ I am INFP-T, Sagices, hufflepuff. I'm a female presenting nb who is pansexual. I like drawing, reading, and writing. I have an impressive book collection. I also have a lot of figures and plushes because i am a collector. I have depression, anxiety, PTSD, and psychosis. My style is either boho trash or 90/s garbage grunge. I like to make people happy, it makes me happy. I'm very giving and loving doting on people. I'm a cuddler. Anyway, thank you!

I match you with Kanaya Maryam!Everything about you absolutely reeks regal and beautiful, and miss Maryam was bound to notice it sooner or later. What most likely drew her to you at first was your creativity, and your ability to write as well as read. The creative arts are what speaks to her soul, and you are practically an embodiment of the creative arts. She will take you in her lap, holding you there while reading aloud to you for hours on end, just to have an excuse to hold you in her arms. With your issues, don’t even worry, Kanaya will be there for you, practically a voluntary rock- no, boulder, there just to be your shoulder. And your style?? Kanaya would absorb herself into Boho and it’s originality, making you original pieces left and right.She loves every single aspect about you, inside and out.- Expect lots of reading sessions!~~~~~- Mod Roxy(<3)

Hey! I was wondering if I could have a scenario for Karkat, Dave, Terezi and Dirk finding out that their s/o suffered from insomnia?

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KarkatCrab man is definitely the type to set up tons of movies and activities because he doesn’t really understand insomnia, seeing it as something that just keeps you awake in perfect energy, not as some sort of disorder that interrupts your sleep patterns. After a bit of explaining though, he’d apologize profusely and try to make it up by getting you gifts.- Would try and comfort you/interact with you when you can’t fall asleep- Expect tons of gifts like fluffy blankets and soft pillows from him- He would be a little upset that you didn’t tell him sooner, but would mainly be concerned for you and your health.- During the day he would do everything for you from making all your meals to cleaning the house while shoving you onto the bed so you’ll hopefully nap while he does so.DaveBeing a bit of a veteran from these kinds of things, Dave would be the second in line to relate after Dirk. He might have even gone through insomnia before so he would know just what to do, from helping to straighten out your sleep patters to getting you some sleeping pills for exceptionally hard nights. When you wake up and can’t fall back asleep, expect to be spooned and kissed occasionally on the back of the neck until you do.- He would probably wake up early to make you special breakfasts on bad nights.- If you’re tired, he doesn’t want to cross any lines and won’t bring it up, but he will take over your active tasks for you a little at a time to avoid suspicion.TereziTerezi is probably just as confused as Karkat. Why can’t her s/o go to sleep? Do they need a coop? Would some gog-awful sopor slime help? Is she tiring them out with her consistent activeness? Terezi would be the one who’d ultimately feel guilty, thinking that somehow you not being able to sleep is her fault. And, her way of “helping” is by getting even more active during the day to try and exhaust you into sleeping. She just wants you to be able to sleep in peace out of concern, but her methods may not be the best. - If you didn’t like this, just bring it up with her, and she’d apologize right away, grabbing onto one of your hands while rambling on and on about how she’ll try and do better for you.- Knowing Tez and her relationship patterns, you might be pretty active too, and once learning that just trying to tire you out won’t work as well as she thought it would, Terezi would end up toning your lifestyle down to see if that helps instead.- Feeling horrible she’d just take you to see a doctor in the end.DirkOh, Dirk. The first thing that would run through his head is fear. Nerves, anxiety, pity, you could name it all, the list goes on and on. Of course, he wouldn’t make a big scene of showing it, but would softly kiss the back of your hand if he caught you drowsy and dozing off during the day. He’d probably try and make you some sort of device programmed to help regulate and moderate sleep patters. If you won’t sleep, then he won’t sleep. He knows all about this and can’t even bear the thought of you having to go through what he did without him, so he’s going to be by your side all the time, whether you like it or not.- Like Karkat, Dirk would feel a little hurt at first that you didn’t tell him, but would dedicate a good portion of his time just to helping you sleep. ~~~~~- Mod Roxy(<3)~~~~~Yes, we’re still alive!!

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Hope u guys are doing okay!!

yeh yeh sorry broski!!! My life has been hella busy tbh it sucks,, but we’re alive!!! Barely, I think~~~~~- Mod Roxy(<3)

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Yeah I apologize! This month is going to be a rollarcoaster for me but I’m still hanging on, I’ll still answer asks but I may get to them slowly so sorry for that! We hope all our followers are doing ok as well! ~ Mod Dave

#mod update

Hope u guys are doing okay!!

yeh yeh sorry broski!!! My life has been hella busy tbh it sucks,, but we’re alive!!! Barely, I think~~~~~- Mod Roxy(<3)

may i get a matchup? im a tiny gal who's some sort of curious and loves video games (pokemon amirite), drawing, and i play the violin. im a sagigo rogue of space, and i tend to be very dynamic with how i talk and such.

I match you with (drumroll please)Rose Lalonde-She’d make subtle teases over your height at least twice a week-She’d also probably be the kind of person that purposefully puts things on the high shelves so that she can see you struggle to reach what you need and then help you out-Anytime you were curious about something and were seeking answers to something she’d instantly be there to search for it with you since she herself is also a curious person-she’d love to watch you play video games and would occasionally join in (and somehow become a pro at the game in the span of half of a minute)-While watching if she noticed you were struggling on a level or a specific area she’d give some hints or tips so that she could watch you overcome the issue on your ownFor friends I match you with!!Dave Strider-First of all this asshole is the kind of person that if he hears you and Rose playing violin together he will blast dubstep as loud as he can-But in all seriousness he’ll probably constantly tease you and Rose anytime you guys are having moments together-He’ll still respect your guys’s space and privacy but if he sees you guys y’all are dead-He’ll probably want to play video games with you at least once a week-And about once every month he’ll challenge you to see who’s better at a random video gameHope you enjoyed!! And sorry for the long wait!! ~ Mod Dave

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Thank you for making such a cool blog! If anyone hasn't told you that already <3

waaaaaah thank you!!!!- Mod Roxy(<3)

hey guys Mod Roxy here! So, we’ve closed matchups for now bc we’re getting so many and we still have a bunch of old ones piled in there. It may take a while to get yours answered, but bear with us! Thank you :) (<3)

#mod roxy

Hey!I found your blog a while back and was wondering if i could get a redrom matchup? Er im a female Libra,rogue of doom,and a prospit dreamer;im a slytherin in my free time I like to bake,and suprisingly i cant cook. Im also very touchy, i like to have contact with people all the time,like leaning against another, but i dont like talking a lot. Im a little shy before people get to know me, but if you ask my friends they would say im the crazy raccoon who drinks too much alcohol. Thanks!! (◕‿◕✿)

I match you with Eridan Ampora!Your relationship is based off of communication. Eridan loves you, he really does, but he just doesn’t know how to express this. One moment he’s very kind and very open, and the next he can be harsh and secluded. In order to make this work, you have to express yourself very clearly for him to hear. Eridan simply adores all of your little hobbies, and being touch-deprived, he’s going to let you cuddle him and hug him whenever you want. - This time, it’s his turn to look after you.- Expect wearing one of those monkey backpack leashes. He doesn’t want his raccoon getting lost.

Tavros NitramYou and Tavros are connected at heart, inside and out. He understands you and you can understand him, leaving the air clear for comfortable conversation. Tavros loves physical attention as much as you do, and he’s going to expect to do this a lot, seeing as how he doesn’t move around much anyways. When it’s crazy raccoon time, you better expect him to go crazy raccoon with you, because whatever you do you’ll do it together. - Soft cuddle marathons- Chugging contests are a yes!

FriendsRoxy Lalonde- Oh honey Roxy knows all about crazy drinking raccoon time- Girl, this is the best person to go and ask platonic love from.~~~~~- Mod Roxy(<3)

May I request a matchup? I’m a straight girl and am 5’3”. I’m more of a follower than a leader. I’m mostly quiet, but I’m all jokes and boisterous laughter with friends and family. I always offer a listening ear to those that need to vent. I’m indecisive, a bit of a pushover and I tend to be overly critical of myself. I value honesty and loyalty. I like to draw, listening to music, playing video games and I especially love cats. Thank you and have a nice day!! 😊😊

Karkat Vantas!You and Karkat hold some of the same morals dearly and closely to your character. You agree on most matters, and are always judging your own selves. This doesn’t mean that he won’t disagree with you, though. He’ll brush your insults off your shoulders and help you stand up again. With your interests, game night can get... profane. Karkat is probably terrible at video games and he’ll cuss every other second.- Drawing contests!

Friends:Nepeta Leijon- Drawing buddies!- Happiest friendship~~~~~- Mod Roxy(<3)

could i get a matchup? i’m female, 5’4”, enfp. dyed hair (orange atm), brown eyes, outspoken, confident, kind (albeit blunt, i try to be kind to everyone though!) i love art (drawin and paintin + some other mediums), baking, murder mysteries and general crime stuff, thrift shopping, and some other more minor interests. however i have a hard time focusing and am in general erratic and spontaneous. also i’m bi if that matters

Terezi Pyrope!The first thing that will attract Terezi to you is your hair. She’ll sniff it out from another room and maybe even from across the street, following the smell like a blood hound until she can find, and possibly lick, the source. After that, everything about you will just attract her attention. Your confidence is amazing paired with her eccentric personality, and Terezi won’t just pull you into shenanigans, she’ll expect you to start some of your own. - Baking? heck yes. - Everything you bake is going to have to be red. Food coloring is now the most important thing on your shopping list.- Under no circumstances should you lave your art out! Terezi will find it and she will lick it all!- Ultimate partners in not-crime. You’re the detective, she’s the lawyer.- Your focus isn’t a problem, because Terezi’s the same way.

Tavros NitramThis is a very soft pairing. You’re Tavros’s confidence, his freedom, and his love. You’re the coolest person he’s ever met, and he’s not going to let that fact go. Knowing Tavros, he’s going to try to dye his hair with you! Every color. Every. Single. One. Your interest in murder mysteries is going to perplex him a bit, but then again, he’s obsessed with Pupa Pan.- He’s gonna try and bake with you!- He’ll be your root, pulling you back into focus when you lose your train of thought.

Friends:Feferi Peixes- Feferi would be so interested in the things you like to do!- Murder mysteries? Thrift shopping? Painting? She wants more!~~~~~- Mod Roxy (<3)

Hey, I was just wondering about an ask I sent? My asks have been getting eaten. It was a matchup, though, and I know I mentioned that I like wearing long sleeved Hot topic shirts.

Hello there! Sorry for the inconvenience, but we’re currently drowning in asks. I’m trying to get the older ones first, so if your matchup hasn’t been done yet, it’s probably because it’s not first in line. Don’t worry though, it’ll get done sometime this or next week, I assure you. Again, I’m so sorry for the inconvenience!

- Mod Roxy(<3)

could i get a match up? im a 5'6" nb whos depressed and anxious and makes jokes about it, i love baking, i have a tendency to just lay in bed and do nothing like all day, also my sleep schedule is so fucked, im insecure about my personality, i hate the cold since i have 0 tolerance for it, i have pretty thick glasses and cant see when i have them off, i also tend to not open up to anybody and distance myself from people who care about me. thanks in advance!!

You’re welcome after advance!For your troll matchup, I’d have to say Kanaya MaryamIt may not seem like you’d get along, but Kanaya will care for you very much, mothering you and taking care of your health, as well. Being in the middle of the spectrum, Kanaya is the ultimate cuddle partner, not too cold and not too hot, perfect lukewarm. She’ll cherish you and kiss your forehead, occasionally giving you a tiny nitpick about this or that, but knowing her, she’ll never take it too far. - She’ll make you stand in as a mannequin, sometimes taking your glasses to match the outfit better.- Bake her a cake and you’ll make her heart sing!- Kanaya is going to take your insecurities and turn them around on you, praising you on your perfect personality and how much she enjoys spending time with you.- Her love is a quiet kind of love, the sharing a scarf on the couch while watching others interact kind of love.

The next matchup I give to you is Jane Crocker!(I promise I didn’t match you for baking-) Jane, like Jake, has some sort of trouble with anxiety. She’s going to tenderly tuck you into bed, begging you to sleep before she goes off to the kitchen to bake her worry away, but her anxiety will get the best of her and cause her to go sleep with you. Doing nothing all day won’t bother her very often, but sometimes she may drag you out of the room to get you to help her with something or to just spend time with her outside of your dungeon. Jane, like you, has insecurities about her personality. You’ll be able to relate very well.- 5 year Couple’s Baking champs- Jane is still a trickster... and your pillow definitely didn’t have whipped cream in it before.

Friends:Roxy Lalonde- You two relate so much and the bestie vibe is incredibly real~~~~~- Mod Roxy(<3)

I'm an demiromantic lesbian Capricorn/Aquarius Ravenclaw and I love reading, video games, singing and drawing. I'm overly critical on things I do and I'm kinda insecure. I don't cosplay much but I love to and I tend to get really upset when I'm stressed. I am chaotic neutral and I talk way more than people actually want to listen to and to fast to always be understood. I like movies but I don't like cheesy romance stuff.

Nepeta Leijon!Nepeta is a little jumpy kitten full of energy, and she can relate to you so much! You’re going to have to endure her being all over you all of the time. You’re her purrfect gal, and Nepeta’s love is very excitable. If you try and sit down to read, you’ll have to be reading to Nepeta with her in your lap unless you want her leaning over your book, right next to your face. Of course, if you want down down time, Nepeta will respect your request and go do her own thing for a while. Couples cosplay and regular cosplay would be a constant activity! Your fast talking aligns with her fast lifestyle. She’s not just your girlfriend, she’s also your best friend.- Many cuddle sessions- She’s probably going to expect you to hunt with her, to be honest- Nepeta is all about cheese and romance, so you’d have to find a compromise for movies- Her sunshine can even out your critical-ness.

Friends:Vriska Serket- Another overly-critical dressing up loving girl - Chaotics of a feather have to stick together- Vriska would gag at any cheesy romance she sees.Terezi Pyrope- Would most likely have you read to her even though she’s perfectly capable of licking the books herselfRose Lalonde- Critical? Yes.- Books? Yes.- Wizards? Double yes.~~~~~- Mod Roxy (<3)

Can you do some Moirail! Karkat, Dave, and Eridan headcanons please? (Separate please <3 )

Karkat- Having Karkat as a moirail is a wild ride. Because you’re expected to keep him in line, happy, and alive, you’re going to have to save him from himself.- Karkat’s arrogance is incredibly large (although incredibly fake) and could often get him into fights, or even lethal situations! As his moral it’s your responsibility to keep him out of this and to keep him in check!- You’re not the only one doing work. Karkat will try and have you vent to him, because he knows when something is wrong with his moirail. - If you’re ever sad, Karkat will be your shoulder to cry on. He’s gentle with these kinds of things in his own way, and will make you sit with him for some hugs and movies.- Moirail gossip sessions will be an occasional thing.- Sometimes moirails drift apart, and in Karkat’s case, when this happens, he’ll keep drifting until the space between you two is as large as a ravine unless you try and repair your relationship, because the only other options are letting the moirailgence crash and burn, or breaking up.- He may tease you or make snide remarks every now and then, but he doesn’t really mean it. (Unless the moirailgence is breaking, and he really does mean it.)Dave- Humans don’t really have a concept of moirailgence, so Dave is really more of an incredible best friend!- First of all, it’s Dave. He’s going to make you listen to his remixes, hop on video calls with him so you can keep him company, and he’s going to ramble about whatever he’s thinking.- Dave’s going to share raps with you all the time. Even if you ask for them to stop he’ll find a way. It’s Dave Strider, he always finds a way.- Venting about stress and buried emotions is something that’ll commonly happen, especially about his disclosure with Bro.- Now on his side, he’s going to expect you to do the same. If you’re feeling upset, if something happened, or if you just want to talk, he expects you to do something with it. He doesn’t have any doubt about you at all.- The Mean Dream Meme Team - You’re going to have to stop him from doing idiot things like putting apple juice in somebody else’s cereal.- He’s going to stop you from doing idiot things like putting apple juice in somebody else’s cereal.Eridan- Eridan is even more of a handful than Karkat. In fact, he’s an entire truck load. The reason why Feferi broke off with him is because she felt like she was drowning, and that he was exhausting to be moirails with.- You’re going to need to a have a lot of drive to even begin to attempt to be moirails with him. - The relationship can tip to one sided very quickly. You’re going to have to express how you feel about yourself, him, and your relationship very clearly, or else he isn’t going to comprehend why you don’t want to listen to him whine about something for his sixth hour straight.- Eridan also wants to kill the entire land living population. Just something to keep him from doing.- Just because he’s a truck load doesn’t mean he won’t listen to you. A moirailgence has to have balance and trust, so that means he’s going to have to stop being incredibly self centered at one point or another.- Sometimes Eridan can be cold and distant. It’s just how he is. One of my headcanons is that Eridan was so pressing with Feferi because he had a flushed crush on her, so maybe he won’t be as pressing with you.~~~~~Wowie this one is lengthy!- Mod Roxy(<3)

Matchups are open? I'd like to request one, please! I'm a straight girl who's 5'4 (if that even matters lol) I'm really into computers, and video games. I'm not very good though. I love learning languages and learning new things in general I'm really quiet unless I'm around friends. I struggle with depression and anxiety. Every 4-ish months I'll go AFK and not talk to anyone except my really close friends for like a week or two. That's me! Love your writing and thanks :D

Your matchup is Sollux Captor!Sollux, like Eridan, normally falls for friendlier and happier girls, like you! The first thing you have in common is your love for computers, but you probably don’t go hundreds of hours a month programming viruses like he does. Sollux can relate and understand your depression and anxiety and how it feels, so you would be a lever for each other. This relationship would be based around sweet moments every now and then, and absolute loving silence the rest of the time. He would be the kind of troll who just stares at you, surprised at how amazing you are.- It’s Sollux, so he could become distant and detached every now and then.- You and him are both very smart and intellectual, so sitting back and watching the hijinks of all the other trolls would be a common thing.

Friends:Gamzee Makara- He’d probably want you to teach him things so he can understand all of his “friends” better? Take pity on him plz- Gamzee is the kind of friend who would try to cheer you up all the time (his methods may not always be the best, like sopor slime, but he just wants you to be happy!)- This guy doesn’t really understand much about other’s emotions, but he won’t get angry if you stop talking to him for a while. - A good shoulder.~~~~~- Mod Roxy (<3)

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