www.homestuck.com/story/695

[homestuckpolls-archive]

feel free to submit polls and/or send posts with polls that i haven't reblogged yet!

if you do this, keep in mind that i might not post/reblog the poll you've sent

[no NSFW]

[rosemary-is-in-pesterquest]

Who is your favorite strilonde

Dave

Rose

Roxy

Dirk

Kanaya

Davesprite

Jasprosesprite

Davepetasprite

Hal

Voting ended onJan 15, 2024

[starlight-oceans]

You get to remove one of the Homestuck kids from existence. They are completely removed from the comic, and the story is rewritten to work without them. Nobody remembers they ever existed. Who do you choose?

John Egbert

Rose Lalonde

Dave Strider

Jade Harley

Jane Crocker

Roxy Lalonde

Dirk Strider

Jake English

Voting ended onDec 24, 2023

[doyouremem8erme]

which of these did not happen in homestuck

a young girl taxidermies her grandfather's body

a mailwoman turns into a furry with godly powers

lucky charms marshmallows romance system

troll jesus is in love with a catgirl

a girl becomes sober by dying

billiards is played with planets for balls

a giant goldfish is used as a spaceship

crocodiles put a boy in a soup pot in the stock exchange

a juggalo vents like in among us

card suits romance system

candy that makes you into a neon chaotic weirdo

a boy is willingly decapitated more than once

Voting ended onDec 23, 2023

reblog to let it break containment btw

[doyouremem8erme]

ok im rlly curious what the other book was cause it was like 70% pulled out of my ass + 20% inspired by a graphic novel + 10% inspired by another book

[bronzecats]

LEAST problematic fave of the problematic faves?

Gamzee Makara

Damara Megido

Aranea Serket

Kurloz Makara

Cronus Ampora

Meenah Peixes

Caliborn

Jack Noir / Bec Noir

Mindfang

Condesce

Doc Scratch

Bro Strider

Voting ended onDec 16, 2023

Not including Vriska because I forgot, but she gets loads of votes no matter the poll so, no Vriska for you!!

I'm curious to see who shall have their acts explained away and forgiven. Only twelve options so if it's someone else then you can say who.

[sodapops0lstice]

What is your actual opinion on the infamous Caucasian joke?

?

✅understood ✅good taste✅funny

❌understood✅good taste✅funny

✅understood❌good taste✅funny

✅understood✅good taste❌funny

✅understood❌good taste❌funny

❌understood✅good taste❌funny

❌understood❌good taste✅funny

❌understood❌good taste❌funny

Voting ended onNov 29, 2023

Understood= the outside context to the joke itself (the fandom quarrelling between whether the hs kids were white or bipoc)

Good taste= was the joke in good taste? was it poking fun at people being racist towards bipoc headcanons or was it punching down on people who just wanted to see characters that aren't white?

Funny= obviously, is the joke even funny? this can range from a mild exhale from the nose to uncontrollable laughter

[couldtransitionsaveher]

BRO STRIDER from HOMESTUCK

JUSTIFICATION:

"Toxic masc ... queen? I think if Bro became Sis a lot of problems could have been avoided. Just saying." - Anonymous

COULD TRANSITION HAVE SAVED HER?

Yes

No

It would make her worse

It would make her worse (affectionate)

Voting ended onDec 2, 2023

Reminder: Submissions are always open!

[whirlyskip]

what is the Best Egbert Ship?

johndave/junedave/hammertime/pepsicola

johnkat/junekat/crabcakes

johnvris/junevris/spider8reath

johnrezi/junerezi

roxygen

dirkjohn

junerose/grimdorks

johnsol/junesol

johndavesprite/junedavesprite/pepsisprite

erijohn/erijune/seabreeze

johndavekat/junedavekat/cherrypepsicola

johnvrisrezi/junevrisrezi

Voting ended onNov 19, 2023

if its something else add it in the replies cause im outta room god damn it

will probably draw a silly little picture for the winner

might make this a series cause its fun!!

[knights-unwelcommentary]

How did Karkat get those hummingbirds he was roasting?

Hunted them down

Saved the ones Jade knocked out for later

They just flew into his hand

Other

Voting ended onNov 10, 2023

[flipit-turnways]

jade harley

yes

definitely

absolutely

Voting ended onNov 13, 2023

[relaxxattack]

should we celebrate Pale Moon Night (Moirallegiance Day) on the same day every year, or on the full moon every year?

pale moon night

same night every year (likely nov 14th)

full moon each november (nov. 27th this year)

Voting ended onNov 3, 2023

feel free to give reasoning or explain how you have a secret third option?

[graelmir]

are you autistic, and do you like nepeta?

i'm autistic and i like nepeta

i'm autistic and i'm neutral towards nepeta

i'm autistic and i dislike nepeta

i'm not autistic and i like nepeta

i'm not autistic and i'm neutral towards nepeta

i'm not autistic and i dislike nepeta

other/show results

Voting ended onOct 25, 2023

[calware]

which ship FANBASE do you find more annoying

davekat

dirkjohn

vriskan

i never read homestuck

Voting ended onOct 18, 2023

i'm not trying to diss anyone who likes these ships i'm just curious about what the general consensus is

[calware]

do you think we will ever get hauntswitch? (remember that it was not part of the kickstarter deal so whatpumpkin is not obligated to make it)

absolutely!

i still have hope

i have no idea

it's doubtful

let's be real. it is never going to happen

idk what that is

Voting ended onOct 13, 2023

[calware]

do you think we will ever get homestuck book 7?

absolutely!

i still have hope

i have no idea

it's doubtful

we are never getting that thing

Voting ended onOct 13, 2023

[shoutoramaru]

actually my mind wandered earlier and i thought of a question that i was interested in knowing the answer to, so:

does your favorite homestuck troll share your zodiac sign?

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 7, 2023

[misrepresentedmorallygrey]

Round 1B: Jane Crocker vs Jade Harley (Homestuck)

Jane Crocker

Jade Harley

Voting ended onOct 7, 2023

Unfortunately, Neither of these characters got propaganda :(