Karkat: Average height. Strong. enough to pick Dave up easily, which Dave will never admit he can do. Nails are natural pointy and black, Rose paints them. “They can always be darker” “THEY ARE NATURALLY BLACK” “they can always be darker.” Really sharp teeth Dave totally doesn’t think they’re hot, totally not.)
John: John has all the arm muscle. Wielding zillyhoo all day long gets you somewhere. Other then that he looks like a normal teen. He’s short though, never hit his growth spurt. Rip John, manlet. Rose paints his nails too, he pretends not to like it.
Jade: tan and tall, she so strong it’s not even funny. She can pick up all three of her friends at once. She’s a good shot, which helped give her some muscles. Overall a 10/10 who could kick your ass but won’t
Dave: average height. taller then John and the same height as karkat, Might be a inch taller though. He’s got all the freckles, All of them. He’s got some amount of muscle but it’s evenly stretched out over his body. Can and will kick your ass with a acrobatic pirouette, ballet is his secret passion
Rose: short but deadly. Arm muscle from them needles, high cheek bones. Nails are deadly and always painted. she managed to get some of the freckles too. Violet eyes are so cute on their own but the black lipstick ties it all together.
Aradia: curvy and plush. She’s strong from digging. Karkat is the weakest of the trolls, so that shows how strong the trolls are. She used to go cook with Tavros, it was fun but it was really messy. She loves to cook for friends, just expect it to get messy
Tavros: string bean, third tallest in the group. He honestly looks like a crackhead. He’s tall, real skinny, and looks like he lives off of nothing but monster energy drinks. He really doesn’t though, he’s just skinny and nervous. The mecha legs tend to make him a target for people staring at him.
Sollux: average height. Actually does live off of monster energy drinks, and is real skinny just like Tavros. Ask him to do a push-up, he can’t do it. Uses his psionics to float instead of walking cause it hurts his head.
Nepeta: short, but incredibly fast. She’s able to take down monsters twice her size, because she’s fast and has some killer endurance. She and Equius are the killer pair, together they can take down almost anything.
Kanaya: shes not really tall, but when she stands next to rose she looks like a giant. Can pick up rose and karkat at once, and carry them around like the babies they are. She makes hers and roses clothes, and makes rose wear her clothes sometimes.
Terezi: same body shape as Aradia, just less strong. She’s never touched a vegetable in her entire life. Decent fighter, but if she has to chase after someone she’ll die.
Vriska: tall and deadly. Can and will kill you with her shoes. She used to be just like terezi but she started flarp she tried to get a better diet. Hit her once or twice and she’s out of the fight, but you’ll have to watch out for her first.
Equius: no duh he’s strong, second tallest in the group. Nepeta climbs onto his back and they become the most deadly pair in the world. Had Nepeta shoot an arrow at him once, he managed to break it while it came at him.
Gamzee: tallest in the group. Lanky, even more then Tavros and sollux. Has ribs showing mostly cause sopor isn’t good for you. He’s got arm muscle from his clubs, overall just looks like a crack head.
Eridan: tiny, you could kick him like a football and he’d go flying. He completely relies on his gun, it helps him float in the water. His teeth aren’t as sharp as anyone else’s, he tried to sharpen them himself once and that didn’t go well.
Feferi: short, Strong, and terrifying. When she hits her growth spurt then she’ll be the tallest out of everyone. That’s only after she kills the condescension though, until then she has to be compact to swim into the deep water. She can drink salt water, and will offer it to friends just to watch them sputter.
Jane: has the same body type as terezi and Aradia. She keeps her hair short to make sure she can bake easily. Wants to get braces soon. Likes to goes on runs, even if she isn’t good with them. Sometimes just wanders off to go looking for adventure.
Roxy: average height but she looks like a supermodel. Just gorgeous, and she knows it. She likes to take photos and post them even though she and dirk are the only two people on future earth. Dirk always likes her photos when she can, just to give her a confidence boost.
Jake: tallest human. Absolute giant. He’s real nervous about it though, always feels like he’s fumbling about. He hunts for most food that isn’t pumpkins, so of course he’s strong. Can and will pick up dirk and swing him around. Has eaten lusus multiple times. Didn’t know it was rude to skin monsters right in front of people.
Dirk: how are you so short. He’s tiny, easily the smallest guy. High cheek bones like rose and freckles everywhere. Malnourished, so when Jake invited him to eat lusus he jumped at it. He and jake make soup a lot. His eyes are sensitive, which is why he always wears his anime shades.