shit student media says

As we make the transition from trailer to suite, we look back on all of the crazy, stupid, hilarious moments and look forward to the many more to come. Oh, and if you see a kid lurking in the South Lot grass, that's Matt Eisenberg looking for the trailer. Please return him to the media suite.

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Rough life

Mary: I'm so tired

Kyle: You got wheeled around while eating a sandwich.. rough life

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Slash

Sam: Bryan, what's your Twitter handle?

Bryan: What's a Twitter handle?

Sam: Like your username

Bryan: Slash bryanl26

Sam, Katie & Kathy: SLASH?!

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Sig Ep

*naming Greek organizations on campus*

Joe: Delta, Pi Kapp, Phi Sig, ADPi

Matt E: What one is Sam in?

Joe: Sig Ep?

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Ping pong

Bryan: I hear they're getting a game room upstairs

Katie: Yeah, pool tables

Bryan: PING PONG?!?

Katie: No, pool tables

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Waxed

Sam: They're headphones that go in your ears and I don't want them in your ears

Matt E.: I just waxed my ears the other day

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Show off

Matt E: *jumps to touch ceiling of parking garage, backpack breaks*

Kathy: Well that's what you get, show off

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Wood

Kira: Anna knows her wood

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Good

Anna: I'm good with dicks every day

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Fragile

Sam: This is very Kathy. It's dainty, it's delicate. It's fragile just like your soul

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Fonts

Matt E: I was thinking for the Title IX we could do a lot of infographics

Sam: Yes

Matt E: Like a timeline and things

Sam: Yes

Matt E: Use a bunch of different fonts

Sam: NO

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Struggles

Anna: The coffee is burning my thumb

Sam: Hashtag Anna problems

Anna: No but seriously there are a lot.. I struggle daily

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Living

Michele: (after sleeping at Mary's house the night before) So, Mary, where are you living?

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Pipl

Kerry: I'm going to pipl myself and see what comes up

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Noodles

Anna: I smell your noodles

Sam: It's delish but that is probably the weirdest text I've ever gotten

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Google

Matt E: Do you see what I googled there?

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Sleepover

Mary: I bid you farewell to my dreams

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Park

Mary: Why are we calling it a park like where's the swing set?