is this the online?

I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women

[sophsun1]

The Muppet Movie (1979) dir. James Frawley

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

they hate us control freaks for making sure everyone else does things the correct way

[zeroatthebone]

[exeggcute]

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

[pikaole]

🐟 Seahorses 🐎

[theblogginggoth]

By Czeck writer Karel Čapek, inventor of the term ‘robot’ as well!

[nadiacreek]

This is one of my husband’s favorite short stories. He quotes it from memory. I’m pretty sure he can recite the entire thing from memory.

[elodieunderglass]

This is a tremendously impactful short story and every time I see it, it serves as an excellent reboot button for my state of mind.

[willgrahamscock]

Thought crimes of course aren’t real but uh. We know those aren’t just thoughts anymore once you’ve posted them publicly, yeah?

Then they’re just crimes.

sure, fictional crimes since nothing happened and no one was hurt. should we put the fictional handcuffs on? "sorry, you wrote about murder which is illegal, go spend 20 years in mind jail"

[lustcannibalism]

y'all make so much more fuss about shit in fanfiction than crimes in real life

[willgrahamscock]

@sylveriasarcana nailed it

[herpsandbirds]

Mexican Mole Lizard (Bipes biporus), family Bipedidae, Baja California Sur, México

photograph by Angel Marquez

[whalesharkcat]

that a pebis

[whalesharkcat]

with leg s?mm

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015)

1x02 || 2x03

[piyoyoyo4]

🩵みずタイプのポケモン / water type

[emoparamore]

Hayley Williams @ Kilby Block Party for Flood Magazine

[bloodydancy]

Hannibal S1E11 Rôti

[wineauntgenna]

[the-stray-liger]

A lot of paranormal believers would actually benefit from reading about how hallucinations are much more common than you think and don't necessarily indicate that they suffer from a Scary Brain Disorder. Anyone is 2 sleepless nights away from a hallucinatory episode no matter how neurotypical they are

[the-stray-liger]

Also like hallucinations cover a broad swath of different sensory experiences, not only seeing a scary ghost. In my case my hallucinations tend to be auditory but it is also possible to feel like something touched you. Sleep paralysis hallucinations aren't paranormal happenings that's literally a type of hallucination and EVERYONE has them they're super common. Take my had. You have nothing to lose but your chains

[the-stray-liger]

And btw people who suffer hallucinations as part of a disorder aren't scary or dangerous. Neurodivergencies that include hallucinations don't make people scary psycho killers. Lose the stupid stigma already it's 2026 bitch

[homewrecked]

i have come across multiple minors in the hannibal fandom across various platforms (promptly blocked) and they all have a very hard stance against nsfw content about hannibal and i'm like. what did you think this show was about? what does the ortolan scene mean to you. how did you get here

[kosmogrl]

[alicentsgf]

some people just have no true appreciation for terrible women. oh she killed and ate people? well maybe she was hungry. "I cant defend her anymore-" well then fucking stand aside so i can talk to my client

[rylandsgrace]

The Devil Wears Prada (2006) dir. David Frankel