is this the online?

I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women

[whysosirris]

[hussyknee]

How long have you been on Tumblr?

Over 16 years (before 2010) (toddlers in the dawn of the ant colony)

16 to 14 years (2010-2012) (livejournal and Myspace refugees)

13 to 11 years (2013-2015) (you used to follow thebootydiaries)

10 to 8 years (2016-2018) (era of Russian bot conspiracy)

7 to 3.5 years (2019-2022) (post sex ban to Goncharov)

3.5 years or less (2023–2026) (Twitter refugee)

Voting ended onJul 15

Rebagel for science pls.

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015)

3x03 - “Secondo”

[365gleit]

Point Reyes, CA

February 2016

[hasdrubal-gisco]

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?

[hamtastrophe]

[scribbletalks]

i need people to know that warlock girl went on to win that season of America’s Next Top Model by like a significant margin

[abigailspinach]

[spicymochi]

pick a cartoon puppy to adopt!

[homewrecked]

omg thank you :3

[sobcat]

[keyfili]

THE BIRDCAGE / faceless 1996 • dir. Mike Nichols

[whitewolf-the-unforgiven]

[willgrahamscock]

[willgrahamscock]

another one

[homewrecked]

my coworker casually told me she's had stage 4 colorectal cancer for the last 7 years (diagnosed at 31) and i also turn 33 in 3 days so naturally i am facing the crushing reality of my own mortality

[homewrecked]

i should book that trip to italy

[homewrecked]

also get a new job because i lowkey hate mine like a good 70% of the time and the 30% where i love my job is getting less and less worth it

[homewrecked]

my coworker casually told me she's had stage 4 colorectal cancer for the last 7 years (diagnosed at 31) and i also turn 33 in 3 days so naturally i am facing the crushing reality of my own mortality

[homewrecked]

i should book that trip to italy

[homewrecked]

my coworker casually told me she's had stage 4 colorectal cancer for the last 7 years (diagnosed at 31) and i also turn 33 in 3 days so naturally i am facing the crushing reality of my own mortality

[miiilowo]

having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person

[trans4trains]