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dirk gently is an elle woods variant

the thing is that a lot of people say they want a serial killer girlfriend but what they actually mean is a sexy genderbent version of jason. they could never handle someone like bart from dghda

sushiisiu

hey mary take a sick ass photo of us

elijahwoodnot

i love Todd Brotzman because he knew Dirk for literally only one week before cuddling up to his side to sit elbow-to-elbow in a diner booth, going on a two-month long suicide mission to find him again when he went missing, throwing himself wholeheartedly into Dirk’s arms when they reunited, and following at Dirk’s heels with steadfast, unwavering loyalty whilst simultaneously waxing poetic and encouraging speeches when the man doubts himself. he’s tiny and angry and always down to fight, but nobody loves so completely or so strongly as Todd Brotzman does when you’ve earned his trust

dirkgentlysincorrectquotesagency

Farah: Place that idiot mage under arrest!

The Mage: I prefer to be called “evil genius!”

kosmicpowers

England isn't a real country, stupid. England is a lie to sell you more Doctor Who

weedle-testaburger

Wales is real though, where else would they film Doctor Who

sr-tudyk

Alan Tudyk as Mr. Priest in Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (2017) S02e02.

Pt. 10

punkaraoke

why aren’t we in the bill and ted timeline? why are we not being excellent to each other and partying on? i want answers

nedyma

👀👀👀 …

ixia-s

March's NADSR screenshot redraw.

goatyoat

hello dghda fandom it's been a hot minute since I made any fanart for y'all, but I return to you with tidings of a lesbian Broztly au sketch dump. I have brainworms about them so bad please ask me about my head cannons :)

also I'm gonna take the top right one to finish so get ready >:D

much love to @clockworkcheetah for egging me on to do this as well.