•story of a girl•

♧ Emily ♧ 21 ♧ Pansexual ♧ ♡ let's be friends ♡

[homilophobia]

Got a new cat, y'all.

[homilophobia]

Someone called me Miss Hollywood today. I can dig it.

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

the 👏 best 👏 time 👏 to 👏 wear 👏 a 👏 striped 👏 sweater 👏 is 👏 all 👏 the 👏 time

[breakbearr-deactivated20221113]

[executionerbarbie]

[yyyyyyyyyyyyy6-deactivated20201]

you home alone and your girl upstairs running errands in her sleep and this avocado starts twerkin at you, wyd?

[kimpossibooty]

why is this bell pepper ted cruz

[kushonthecoast]

He looks like he already snuck into your house and left you an upperdecker

[momofficial-deactivated20191105]

[filmcinematography]

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

the dopest thing about horses is that they’re basically grass engines

like, grass goes in, fast comes out

most things that produce fast (like cheetahs, and cars) use much more heavily processed grass, like horses, and oil

and yet here horses are, producing The Fast with only The Grass

[dreg-heap]

Are you ok

[sasaq]

[ithelpstodream]

[cisnowflake]

My heart

[hominishostilis]

Quality post

[jewlsies]

@ people who add nice things in the tags on my selfies: I hope u get everything u want in life

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

If you name your child after any licensed Coca-Cola product they pay for their college tuition, similarly if you name your child after any Olive Garden menu item, they eat free for life. Don’t ask me how I know, this is the information they try to keep from you.

[deconstructedcunt]

doctor pepper ravioli potter you are named after two of the bravest men i know

[thepapayastand-deactivated20160]

doctor pepper isn’t a coke product god dammit the instructions are right there how you fuck this up

[bitchycode]

[7l7daddy]

lmao

[memewhore]

[queeringfeministreality]

SO PURE 😭😭

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The pure joy on his face at Pope Baby though

Look at him

this has made his day :D

[starsforscales]

What gets me is Mr. Serious in the last picture, pushing the stroller.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

He is Pope Baby’s bodyguard :D

[nicorobin4potus]

Besides the infinite, beyond eternity…

…I will always love you!

[animalsnaps]

[ostolero]

meme tarot

[bromeranian]

[dream-of-phraxos]