Just A Fruity Flame Baby

[highlandkall]

headcanon devoid is a lightweight who gets yappy when she's drunk ^^ (fanart for @kianamaiart!)

[cyclopterus]

[homo-arsonist]

Gonna live stream episode 3 of Dispatch at 3 pm later today if anyone wants to watch. Me twitch is zyntato

[marcoble]

Time for everyone’s favorite game show:

Is That Weird Habit A Demon Thing or Autism???🎉🎉🎉

This time, learning why running away from Rumi is a terrible idea, regardless of if you’re a demon.👇👇👇

Zoey: So, we just have to… run? Like, with no direction? Just start sprinting?

Celine: Yes.

Zoey: Right, okay- and, not that I am questioning your instructions, of course, but… why?

Celine: It is a part of your training in endurance and reaction time. Now, are you both ready to begin?

Mira, slightly angry: Wait wait wait, hang on, why doesn’t Rumi have to do this with us??

Celine: She will also be participating, Mira. Just in a different manner. Now, no more questions. Begin on my signal.

*Mira and Zoey both turn to get into sprinting positions, with Celine standing multiple yards away*

Zoey: This is.. weird, right? I don’t know if maybe she’s just trying to give us a break? This feels like some newbie stuff.

Mira: Yeah, especially without a finish line of some kind. Of course, Rumi gets to do something different because she’s too good for this.

Zoey: Aw come on, Mir, I don’t think-

Celine whistles sharply to begin the training exercise:

*FWWEEEEEEET!*

Mira, jogging casually: -Ugh, this is stupid. 

Zoey, slowing her own sprint to talk to the other girl: Are you not gonna at least, y'know, try?

Mira: why should I? It’s not like there’s anything to run fr-

*FWEEEET!*

*Immediately following the second whistle, the sound of rapid footfalls gaining on them makes both girls look over their shoulders*

Zoey: What the-

Rumi:

[iwillberealonceagain]

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but I'm pregnant and it's your ba-- oh you're married. Fuck.

That modern AU (featuring polyamory and trans!Rumi) where Zoey and Rumi are stuck working together, both away from where they normally live now staying in air B&B's and hotels while they're on a project. It's how they meet.

Where hook ups happen and it's just casual sex blowing off steam after work here and there. No feelings, nope none at all that's not happening. Rumi back to the city she normally lives in and it's fine. Then oops um unplanned pregnancy and terribly timed realization of feelings, Zoey going to confess to both feelings and pregnancy, but it's not Rumi who opens the door at her rental it's uh her wife? Her really very amazingly gorgeous wife who's holding their toddler who might just be the most adorable toddler Zoey's ever seen in her life.

Fuck.

Okay apparently she missed some information here that she learns rapidly about open relationships as even Mira chastises Rumi for not talking through EVERYTHING before starting anything with anyone and offers Zoey something to drink.

Zoey, deciding the right and proper good thing to do with all of this is to tell the truth to just hide the fact she's pregnant for now, lie through her teeth and go about her life. It's not like they'll all be in the same town for long right? Right.

And even if they DO happen to be in the same place for a long time and even if she IS falling head over heels for both of them and they are all hanging out together all the time it's not like it MEANS anything. She's just a-- a friends with benefits duh. Maybe just a normal friend. There's absolutely no way they might feel the same way about her, that'd be crazy.

Her telling anyone anything about paternity's just going to ruin everyone's life so it's just her and the bat ("I can nickname my kid what I want. And it's currently hanging upside down in the dark for the next few months so bat.") for the foreseeable future and that's totally gonna kill her break her heart be okay.

Featuring idiots who don't do math and it genuinely does not occur to Rumi (who is grouchy, and sulky, and possessive as fuck) that Zoey's baby might be hers cause duh they used protection and it was just 'casual' so that means Zoey probably dated other people and all.

Mira, coming up with excuses to hang around their job, get Zoey over to their place, spend any time at all with Zoey because oh shit no she's cute, and funny. (Including volunteering handmedowns and pregnancy advice with only a little less jealousy than Rumi shows.)

Rumi, about two steps away from punching the next male presenting person to smile at Zoey or be smiled at by Zoey because she's jealous (of herself unknowingly) and her 15 step plan to convince Zoey into a triad is apparently not working damn it.

Optionally, a third party being the one to do the math first. Like Celine, at toddler's birthday party, working out 1) when Rumi and Zoey met and 2) just when Zoey's due. but NOT realizing Rumi and Mira have no fucking clue.

[Truly though you could switch out Zoey and Rumi role wise and it'd still work in the best way because they're both just that level of thinking that they're too much or not loved 'in that way' when they are and overthinking the little details while not seeing the big picture. Mira's too aware to just 'yeah I'm hiding who's baby this is' about things. She's gotta be our smart one.]

[[Honestly it's be hysterical for Polylight too]]

[homo-arsonist]

Live on my twitch grinding Roblox Beyblade with Gacha music as the background

Might play other games if I feel like it

[homo-arsonist]

If someone doesn’t do this idea I’m gonna do it myself eventually

A mini series of Oneshots for KPDH / Polytrix but all based on Gacha songs and call it the KPDH Gacha Chronicles

[jammatown919]

The American one

[homo-arsonist]

Here’s an idea I thought of a while ago and put in one of my discord servers. I’m using to write a KPDH fanfic but I think it’d be a good idea for an original story as well

A Sapphic Poly Fantasy Tournament style story. From birth many humans are picked by a god and/or goddess to be a champion. (The ages work the same for both species).

Years later all the champions from each Kingdom are brought to one area to fight it out. The winning kingdom will have each of its champions claim the title of Gods/Godesses.

The story would revolve around one special female. And the reason she’s is because she was picked by two Goddesses at the same time so she has two powers (rare but not unheard of. Also the fact that most people are chosen by one god so they normally get one power).

The tournament is like Squid Games X Mortal Kombat but without all the death. And the Goddesses who chose her seem to be taking a real close liking to her

I’ve changed it a bit to be more less like 1v1 tournament battles and more like a mix of Ninjago S4 & Hunter Exam Arc from HXH.

[homo-arsonist]

HAPPY NEW YEARS GUYS

[homo-arsonist]

Hello,

I hope this email finds you well. The new hire Y/N is currently “serving” the CEO as I’m typing this.

Hello,

Thank you for your report. As a representative for the company’s HR team I will make sure to look into this incident. If anything else in violation of our rules and regulations were to come up please do not hesitate to reach out again. And remember, the only thing we are allowed to serve here is ✨CUNT✨

Thank you

[homo-arsonist]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LOGAN FIELDS

SAG GANG

[homo-arsonist]

Anyone wanna join an SBG Voice acting discord?

[homo-arsonist]

Wait can y’all send me things you would complain to HR if you were a coworker in a Y/N x CEO story

I wanna start a TikTok series 😂

[homo-arsonist]

I have a draft of a story idea I made years ago

It’s basically Power Rangers but Chaotic Girl Power version

It has hopeless lesbians

Oblivious/Dense lesbians

Friends to Lovers that r lesbians

‘She’s my best friend but she’d never date me’ X ‘Oh yeah, we’ve been dating for about 3 years’ lesbians

Space Girls

Space evil

Chaotic High School Life

Teens thinking about using super powers to overthrow the school system

Did I mention lesbians?

[homo-arsonist]

What if I did an audience interactive Dispatch stream?

Just let the people watching choose what happens since I only have knowledge of one ending and the first two episodes

[homo-arsonist]

IMMA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A POUNDCAKE!!!!!!

FUCK YOU MEAN TEMPORARILY?! BITCH YOU BLIND FOREVA’