püssy von fäggott

percy, he/him/they/them, 23, transsexual bisexual stoner guy. 🧡 posting about what we do in the shadows, succession, our flag means death, interview with the vampire, severance, a league of their own, hannibal, drag queens, cats, etc.

[vc-allthetime]

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

[havingapoemwithyou]

birth-day by Lucille Clifton

[americiumam]

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

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HEY!!!!!!!! SURGERY TOMORROW 🙈🙊🙉 MONKEY NOISES OOH OOH OOHOOH AH AH AH!!!!!!!!!

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trans guys who are lesbians are sick as hell and i fucking love y'all, man. embrace butch-ism with your whole heart and LOVE women!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK yeah!!!!!!! i'm bisexual, but i feel repulsed by the idea of being in community with straight men. they've treated me like SHIT for being butch! call yourself whatever the fuck feels good to you because we only have one life!!!!! don't let other queers police you, they're being cops and that's inherently anti-queer. all blessings upon thee, my brothers 🫡😘💋

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a stunningly gorgeous woman asked if my super hot, kind, well-read, bisexual co-worker was there and i was like.... he'll be back monday...... but a part of me wanted to be like GET IN LINE!!!!!! 🔫😤

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genuine question. maybe public healthcare wouldn't have long lines if no doctor was allowed to go private. i thought doctors were supposed to treat everyone, not just the wealthy. it's fuckin bullshit. i'm a commie when it comes to healthcare, fuck this extortionist BULLSHIT!!!!!

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why is chronic, lifelong skin and hair and nail picking, supported by nail clippers, tweezers, etc., not enough for an OCD diagnosis. at least test me bitch my fucking god. i've spent HOURS, days, weeks? of my life picking at my skin and yet they're like no girl ur good just stop...... ok 👍🏻 honesty might go to a new psychiatrist and ONLY talk about the skin picking because im soooooo tired of feeling gross and being unproductive. im """"cleaning"""" my scabs when i NEED to clean my ROOM!!!!!

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europeans see the horrors of american capitalism and go wow they're idiots for not changing it. NO FUCKING SHIT, greta! yeah, it's pretty awful! i'd love to live somewhere that valued human life over money. people have been trying to change it for decades. it's a huge country with stupid fucking laws where individual states can take away rights established by federal law. it's fucking insane. not to mention the electoral college... "we" did not pick these presidents. the ruling class did because they can and it's fucking awful. also the ruling class can control every level of government by donating to candidates. we're being bled to death for the profits of the health insurance industry and the gun industry and the education industry but yeah hahahaha stupid americans so dumb 🤣🤣🤣 i love when my fellow working class man suffers under the thumb of the ruling class 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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why is my co-worker doing saturday tasks on a wednesday before the basic tasks are done 😃 please fuck off 🫶🏻

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also i spilled matcha all over bc the lid fell off 😿 and they vacuumed it up and i was like Y'ALL are cleaning the vacuum 🫶🏻 could've grabbed a broom and a mop but oh god that would be WORK! 🙀

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why is my co-worker doing saturday tasks on a wednesday before the basic tasks are done 😃 please fuck off 🫶🏻

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[jacka1]

[plushiepalz]

me and who

[polniaczek]

Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All (2024)

[theweirdwideweb]

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currently scouring television show The Sopranos for homoerotic texts. im in season 2 and just letting you all know that christopher had sex with that beautiful italian man that he was shooting up with 🫶🏻 and also i would kill a man to get lost in tony soprano's chest hair 🤧 thank you all, will report back with further findings