mario // 24

[catchymemes]

[akak4]

So fun

[shesmelancholy]

[bitchvirgo]

this…this is what i get angry and rant about when im super drunk

[bitchvirgo]

ok even though i don’t know drunk me very well, i feel like she stated this very eloquently

[methargicismm]

She said this so well, I’m so shook.

[juuliaroberts]

[mxnrique]

[blexatin]

Naomi Campbell walking to Anna Wintour By Azealia Banks

[britney]

remember when Britney Spears dropped the Da Vinci code on all of us almost 8 years ago… the time she sneaked “F-U-C-K ME” into the radio

[yourfriendlysis]

SHIT

[tpwkzutara]

The ladies of Avatar: The Last Airbender

[ermahgerhd]

OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS!!!

[srgvdfbsdbfsdsdbs-deactivated20]

teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people

me:

[stability]

[onlytwitterpics]

[onlytwitterpics]

[antonio-is-a-sleepybitch]

Straight guy: *is nice to me* 

Me to me: he wants you to suck him off.

[hoebutmadefashion]

any man: trust me

me:

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

shawn mendes: “i know I can treat you better than he can and any girl like you deserves a gentleman”

me:

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

*is inconvenienced in any way*

[disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope]

WAKE UP DAHLINGS

[thecommonchick]

I’M DEAD