jess 🌸

blue4eyed2princess0 is bae

[lunah-goodbye]

growing up reading fantasy books was such a bust cause your whole life you’re left wanting more from life and like there’s something missing and you’re just waiting for that missing part to begin but it’s never gonna come

[lunah-goodbye]

[catchymemes]

[rosetintmyworld84]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

God I love reddit

[argumate]

I wish to tell mathematics that I have discovered an extraordinary new number

[dankmemeuniversity]

[wadey-wilson]

do u ever realise that you’re gonna be an adult for the rest of your life

[coffeeandmoorland]

There are so many other words in the english language and you just had to go and say these

[ghost-roads]

ok but the most random fuck you from the harry potter movies was professor flitwick’s completely unexplained radical makeover overnight

[ppolkadotty]

Someone nominated him for Queer Eye

[authumor]

Pretty well sums up the autistic experience lol.  

[wreckedvibez]

My default setting is assuming people don’t want to talk to me

[inferioristtx]

[meanplastic-deactivated20140215]

it’s past tents

[foodless]

dont listen gorgeous

[webscene-remade]

my anxiety: if I do not Produce and Achieve I will Die

my depression:

[pinchblog]

Sex tip: If he’s pressuring you to do anal, buy a dildo the same size as his dick, and ask him to do it first. If he’s scared of the pain- case closed. There’s absolutely no reason that he should expect it to feel any differently for you. If he says that it would be emasculating, belittling or ‘gay’, then that man is a misogynistic homophobe, and you better run for the hills as fast as your legs can take you.

[nosoulforsale-deactivated201502]

I’m screaming

[theaztecthrasher]

Take it like a man

[freedoritos-deactivated20160716]

What if he says yes

[juggernautofsin]

then you start making memories

[valtsv]

remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang

[valtsv]

my dad: walks into the room while i’m playing club penguin the family computer

me:

[cartoonpolitics]

[durkin62]

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

weve still got people in the 15th century, nevermind the 19th

[homosleptual]

I am very sad and wish to no longer exist pls help me

[tabloidsores]

It’s been 10 years and he still doesn’t care

[toastoat]

‘1 DECADE ago’ carries so much weight

[memesandlaughs]

[thedorseyshawexperience]

[harajunkie]