lauren

[shammytelevision]

i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend

[jethroq]

[technofeudalism]

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

[flamei7]

[foreveriallyzombified]

women shoild only eat female animals and men should only eat male animals .

[greensighter]

what about non binary people

[foreveriallyzombified]

fuck i don’t know

[foreveriallyzombified]

oysters

[thespiantherepist]

Glad I’m genderfluid

[lylysma-deactivated20210716]

We can eat anything we want!

[foreveriallyzombified]

you have to eat oysters

[poetrylesbian]

would give anything to be invited to this

[radiofreederry]

Oh fuck off

[radiofreederry]

Anyway the best opening line to a book is still from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe:

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

[heroineimages]

Another favorite is the opener from CS Lewis's Voyage of the Dawn Treader:

"There was a boy named Eustice Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."

[a-preferable-alternative]

May I present a strong contender as well:

[mei-ly01]

JESUS CHRIST. Killer opening.

[cannibalchicken]

man made horrors beyond our comprehension

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

We finally have computers dumb enough to pass the Turing test

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[cannibalchicken]

[cannibalchicken]

[varijacija]

[floorsalad]

[catchymemes]

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[brunohas-deactivated20231113]

[sovietunion]

[cannibalchicken]

[1percentcharge]

👩 1percentcharge Follow

Making fake posts is so fun it’s like I’m playing with dolls

🌅 thehappysmiler Follow

I agree with this

[thehappysmiler]

well i don't

[1percentcharge]

sorry

[beesmygod]

Do you have any tips on how to ethically consume media

put a sheet over your head so god cant see you

[weaver-z]

There's a user called Erika Horn (@erikahorn.art) on tiktok who made a "duet me" challenge so technically impressive that all of the duets are exactly like this LMAO