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hi i'm madison and i'm the new face of failure 17 | ENFP | lesbian

[dreadianz]

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

No, thats rigor mortis

rick and morty is a type of tube-shaped pasta

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

You’re thinking of rigatoni

rick and morty is a numbering system that ranks earthquakes based on seismograph oscillations

[anxietyforest]

no, youre thinking of richter scale.

rick and morty is the pixar movie about a rat who wants to learn how to cook among humans

[unicorn--prince]

nah, thats ratatouille

rick and morty is the rich kid from fairly odd parents 

[bonethievery]

That’s Remy Buxaplenty,

Rick and Morty is when you send somone a link or a video and “Never Give You Up” plays

[cofaqriqus]

you’re thinking of Rickrolling

Rick and Morty is the 1893 short story by Rudyard Kipling about a young mongoose

[mccoppinscrapyard]

no, that’s Rikki Tikki Tavi…

Rick and Morty is a Latin-American pop star best known for “Livin’ La Vida Loca”

[ineggshellblue]

No, that’s Ricky Martin.

Rick and Morty is the packaged rice mix that comes in different flavors and is called “the San Francisco treat”.

[unanimousredundancy]

No, that’s Rice a Roni

Rick and Morty is the term for a lengthy and complicated procedure

[edgebug]

No, that’s a rigamarole.

Rick and Morty is a two or three-wheeled passenger cart.

[yaaaaaaaaaaay555-deactivated201]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[org-asms]

[clexsah]

Lexa literally took out SEVEN people in like 15 seconds then turned around and melted like a puddle into her girlfriends arms IM SO EMO

[boys-say-go]

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

[hidden-suggestion]

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

[nyanbinyuri]

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

[roughhewnends]

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

[meloneons-deactivated20210423]

cats reblog if u agree

[mishasminions]

THIS SHOW CUTS DEEP, MAN

[horseman-bojack]

“You know, it’s funny. When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.”

[unic0rrn-sluts]

I want a relationship where we can get drunk at midnight, just the two of us, and sit up talking and making out all night, and go to the beach at four in the morning. I want someone who’s down for adventure. I want someone who will go camping with me, and boating, and fishing, and travel. I want someone who wants me for life. I want passion that doesn’t burn out.

[spider-woman]

#i saw a woman so beautiful i started crying

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

“Deeds are eternal not the flesh. Death will make me a legend.”

[hakuteeth]

i love girls but they’re out of my league … like every single girl… all of them.. out of my league

[sulfur]

Tell me that you’ll never let me go

[pearlsasinger-deactivated202602]

when you’re 10 seconds into watching a new show

[diorpaint]

[mylovebythesea]

My hopeless romantic says yes but my independent woman says no

[lesbibat-blog]

titties out. aphrodite worshipped. 

[homostexual]

cons to having bpd: you will actually want to kill yourself because of a small misconception and until/unless it's turned around, you will literally spend hours crying and wanting to die

pros to having bpd: the second that misconception is turned around you will literally and instantly stop feeling suicidal and start making fun of yourself for making such a big deal out of whatever it was that fucked you up

[cinemove]

[a-fraises-fraiches]

this is actually accurate