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meatprincess

wait show me your dicks before you all get banned

thefaginogion

Holy fucking christ

mysharona1987

dracogotgame

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I’M GONNA DO THIS TOO

hollystopeverything

Omg yes!!

cyberwulf

psssssst geek boys this is also a good and correct reaction if someone tells you they haven’t read X graphic novel or played Y videogame

efflorescentrobot

https://xkcd.com/1053/

gaypeopletwitter

plantsplacesthings

And then not saying a word to him

addamsgoth

simon’s friends tried to treat their dumb straight people drama to simon being outed to their entire school and then proceeded to show ZERO empathy towards their friend who had just undergone an incredibly traumatic experience like yeah sure he lied! but nick and abby still end up together and simon’s gay so there was never any chance for him and leah anyway slkfsjdlfkjs

AND THEN they proceeded to not talk to him for what??? days?? weeks?? even when he was the victim of homophobic bullying in front of a whole crowd of people. and then when they decided simon was cool again they didn’t even apologise they just went “want to go to the fairground? :)” as if they hadn’t just ditched their friend through one of the worst periods of his life what the fuck

joekeerys

that quote from love, simon “these last few years, it’s almost like i can feel you holding your breath. you can exhale now, simon.” hit me so hard. it’s so rare to find a line that so perfectly describes what it’s like being closeted and how scared and isolated you feel. i can’t even put into words how important this movie is to me and i’m so glad the lgbt community is finally getting the kind of good representation we’ve always deserved.

straightboysbaitedx

I baited Cameron Dallas!

Y’all I’m shaking cause I have been really busy with a lot of baiting and stuff.

Over the months of baiting. The Instagram I have used to bait has gained to 160k.

Cameron Dalls is so fucking hot so I always comment on his posts using this popular account.

Obviously my comments caught cams eye

He dmd (private messaged) me and asked me if I was in LA.

He thought I was hot and then it turned steamy lowkey.

1. I’m scared

2. This is an iconic momment

Please reblog and like this if you wanna see Cameron’s nudes live from his insta.

I have a lot of other celebrities I just don’t mention unless in private messages for security 💘

josieandthepussycatsofficial

orion-rising

Always be vague. Say I think they’re in today or not until later. If they press say it’s company policy not to give out the schedule. Most companies do have this and even if they don’t how would a stranger know. Don’t give out specifics, they can get people injured or even killed.

At my last job someone came up and asked when “Sarah” was working next. I didn’t tell him and then texted her a description, turns out he was an abusive ex who had been stalking her. Don’t do this shit please.

would-you-b-so-k-ind-deactivate

So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before