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Born of the Winter Storm

[thepoetqueen]

RavensVale - Etsy

Shop Digital prints + the products of my interest crafts by RavensVale located in Rochester, Washington.

[thepoetqueen]

Need a little help with the bills, organized by Taryn Bevington

Hi, my name's Taryn. We're usually good on the money front but this month mom's car… Taryn Bevington needs your support for Need a little h

[thepoetqueen]

[prettydudestv]

It’s beautiful seeing culture celebrated and not suppressed as Jason Momoa, family and friends perform the haka on the Aquaman red carpet.

[hi-imkingdavid]

🔥 🔥🔥🔥

[thetempestsposts-deactivated202]

That’s how you rep… 😛

[sosuperawesome]

Figurines

Ramalama Creatures on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #Figurines tags

[kim-kartrashcan]

I mean…I’d be concerned too

[j-sillabub]

They tracked the person down and it turned out to be a woman from Scotland whose baby *really* loved Bee Movie to the point that it was the only thing that stopped him crying. So she just played it over and over. The endurance. She must have been exhausted.

[surprisebitch]

thanks for the update! knew it was a kid

[showerthoughtsofficial]

You can probably tell which family member is coming upstairs by their step pattern but wouldn’t be able to pick out your own

[thismachineplaysme]

If my own footsteps were coming down the hall towards me I reckon I would have bigger problems on my hands…

[alfredopizzaluver151]

Someone told me Duolingo’s tinycards site has ASL alphabet flashcards, so I thought I’d share with anyone interested.

Hopefully Duolingo will add sign language to its growing roster.

[shezze-blog1]

I’m upset because I want to change the world but the world is too big and people are too mean

[wufflesvetinari]

“Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.” - Rabbi Tarfon

[edensmidian]

Word of the day…..

[mudwerks]

today’s word is fucktangular

[podle5]

and it is MAGNIFICENT

[yesimalittlestitious]

Sony Animation went from this

to this

Just after a year

[cloversnotes]

This is my first coding assignment for my software engineering class that started today. It’s going to be a really good semester.

[cloversnotes]

UPDATE: I got my grade back and

“100″

[cloversnotes]

Since this post has gotten some attention, I feel like it’s worth mentioning that this was just the first half of the assignment.

The second half, which we weren’t made aware of until the day we were meant to turn this one in, was to trade USB drives with the person sitting next to us and MODIFY their “unreadable” code without getting any help from them.

This was to teach us two things:

1) In this field, you’ll spend more time working with code written by other people than you will writing original code from a blank slate. The people who wrote the original code will probably not be around to help you. Learning to read code is IMPORTANT, even if it seems unreadable.

2) There is a strong brotherhood/sisterhood among programmers and software engineers. Respect that bond when you’re writing code and documentation. In my professor’s words: “When you write code, pretend that the person who will have to maintain it after you’re gone is a homicidal maniac who knows where you live.”

This class and professor are incredible.

[bob-artist]

I love ferret-fighting etiquette so much.  Like, when ferrets fight, they get so wild and crazy that they crash into everything and fall off everything and throw themselves in every direction and flail with their mouths open as if they have absolutely no concept of their surroundings.

But if one ferret stops in the middle of a fight to scratch an itch (which happens a LOT), the other ferret will always stop and wait for them to finish before starting the fight again.  My 10+ ferrets over the years have always obeyed this unspoken rule and I think that’s so awesome.

[bob-artist]

Kit got confused and accidentally broke the rule, and then he had Regrets.

[artificial-father]

That’s a technicality! He had not actually started scratching yet: kit did not break the rules of etiquette. He still shows remorse, what a gentleman.

[bob-artist]

The rule applies to grooming in general!  Tux was licking.

But yeah, when I think of Kit, “gentleman” is totally the first word that comes to mind. XD

[franzwantscoffee]

@festiveferret 

[festiveferret]

This is def one of the best and most hilarious things about ferrets. 

[pinkprogram]

“the shame… I die.” 

[reanimateobjects]

I picked up a worm, and it wrote something in my hand with a tiny pencil. Unfortunately it was too small to read. An autograph? A spell? An angry note?

[sake-pls]

@reanimateobjects I’ve decided to line up with their writing and whatever they wrote appear to be…. phallic. I don’t how to break the news with you, but, I think that worm drew a penis on your hand…. Congratulation?

[reanimateobjects]

Ooh! Thank you for this valuable contribution to the field of worm linguistics and/or art. It is still unclear to me if it’s meant as a rude message to me, if it’s just putting its tag there, or something else. Further research is needed!

[anraich-deactivated20181203]

I think the idea of it being a penis is anthropomorphism. I mean, the worm doesn’t have a penis itself, nor proper eyes with which to see one. No, I’m afraid this is something far more interesting: a self-portrait. You have been touched by an aesthetic annelid, and now your life will never be the same.

[reanimateobjects]

Now I will forever try to communicate with all the worms I find, but I worry that I’ll never meet this one again.

[rollerskaq]

My name is Werm I liv in ground And thru the darck I skwirm around

The peepl tell me All the tym I’m farr too yuck With too much slym

But I think Werm Is gud to be. I find a styck

I draw a me

[ioccasionallyburnthings]

@squeezylemons

[pandyxmilkovich-blog]

Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes.

So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.

So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.

So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…

And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…

[dollsonmain]

Holy shit.

[neptunes-salty-butthole]

This is glorious

[jemthecrystalgem]

I like Dale. He’d break up with a bigoted girlfriend and he wears bathrobes like a cape. Not everyone would wear a bathrobe like a cape.

[jortsbutch]

Some heros wear capes

[jenroses]

I… have only seen this in screenshots.

[emphasis-all-mine]

I never knew Let’s Go Lesbians was based on a true story.

[baawri]

President Obama appreciation post

[lord-kitschener]

Putting potato chips on a sandwich with the other ingredients so you get a cronch is absolute the only righteous way to live

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

hey what the fuck

[lord-kitschener]

Stop being afraid to live deliciously