He's Miss United States

im ben 25/m/tn local party god

[sevenminuteshadpassed]

i see your “characters that would be oddly sexualized now” and I raise you this

[homurrsimpson]

how is my little sister a second grade teacher but has never baby sat a child until tonight

[mysharona1987]

[paradise-estate]

idk why but this is a sideblog and all a sudden xkit has this as like my default blog to reblog stuff to and im so thankful i havent reblogged like. a pic of lucky luciano to here yet

[paradise-estate]

“Sorry to show up unannounced like this, Mr. Moochick, but the little ponies need your help!”

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

No offense but laughing at Bush dying REEKS of ableism like…don’t you think he got PTSD for being stupid in public and having everyone laugh at him and mock him all the time? Funny how leftists are allies to the mentally ill until they’re problemat just kidding if you agree with any part of this post die

[pochowek]

[necroducer-kotaro]

There are some things which the English dub did okay. This is NOT one of them.

[apolloendymion]

what are you talking about this is a flawless localization

[akimanart]

あきまんwatchSOLDIER76さんのツイート: “昔描いたシャア… ”

[homurrsimpson]

Im an adult buying another vehicle for the third time. gotta make sure its a meme. 

[homurrsimpson]

sirnighteye replied to your post: does anyone know where i can get a custom magnet...

sirnighteye replied to your post: does anyone know where i can get a custom magnet...

are u

oh my god are u

BAAAARRRYYYY

[homurrsimpson]

does anyone know where i can get a custom magnet for like a car or something???

where theyll let me use some copy righted bee movie shit???

[homurrsimpson]

the worst thing about my family is we’re so open with each other to the point it’s TOO open

my mom just walked in here, tipsy af, knowing i was drawing hardcore furry porn only to tell me just because her pussy was furry didnt mean it couldnt be soaking

my mom hasnt had sex in 6 years just because she doesnt feel like it like get out of here jojo

[homurrsimpson]

shows my parents the hardcore porn i drew

they’re very proud of me and my skill and dad asks me to make one a redhead 

[homurrsimpson]

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birddad replied to your post: Soooo i fucked up really bad

holy shit ben are you okay????

yeah i got away with a mild concussion and a burn from the seat belt, but the car is totaled :( 

[homurrsimpson]

Soooo i fucked up really bad

[fakehistory]

Ed Sheeran releasing his first album (2005)

[automatic-caution-door]

[ladysnowofmpls]

ok this is really sweet

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

Girl: “You glue them on.”

Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”

Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”

Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”

Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”

Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]

Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.” 

Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”

Girl: [laughs]

[homurrsimpson]

My parents were married 35 years before dad figured out mom waxed her eyebrows. He just thought they grew perfect. Then mom told him she waxed her mustache off too.