[butfirstwine-deactivated2021031]

Identify these men. Unemploy them. Arrest them. Fuck these MAGA pricks.

[rawjoy]

being apolitical is being complicit. being silent is being complicit. being indifferent is being complicit. black lives matter. black lives matter. black lives matter.

[featherdusters]

[sixpenceee]

1970’s feminist vandalism. Via Layla Rafaoui

[eroticlizardfiction]

2020 has been the wildest year and it's still January

Hatsune Miku was announced in the cochella lineup

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quit being royals

The US killed an important Iranian general which prompted everyone to think WWIII was happening

Mr. Peanut died???

Justin Bieber thinks babies are #yummy

Nikkitutorials was blackmailed into coming out as trans

Adam Sandler threatened to purposely make bad movies if he doesn't win an Oscar (he wasn't even nominated so looking forward to that)

Gwyneth Paltrow sold out candles that are meant to smell like her vagina

The upcoming NBC streaming service announced a TAZ animated series

Grimes announced that she's pregnant with Elon Musk's baby

Parasite became the first foreign language film to win best ensemble cast at the SAG awards

Kat Von D sold her makeup company

Onision called the cops on Chris Hanson

Pete Buttigieg had to ask for applause at rally

Jeff Bezos phone was hacked because he clicked on a shady link in a text

[fungalnetw0rk]

i would like to add on to this because 

Grimes is naming her child War Nymph and is tweeting as if her unborn child is making the posts

Joe Rogan said he’s probably voting for Bernie

Kaitlin Bennet allegedly shitting herself at a frat party is a trending topic 

the impeachment trial began in the Senate

the coronavirus has killed 17 people in China and one person in Seattle is infected- there were major plagues in 1820 and 1920 and now it might be happening again

the Doomsday Clock is now officially at 100 Seconds to Midnight

after Gwyneth’s vag candles sold out it was announced she’s getting a netflix show about how she makes her products for goop

[coolman229]

[itallstartedwithakiss]

[eieo]

*ten minute rant* i aint even mad

[setheverman]

what is the january mood?

[angel-ani]

[im-god-now-fight-me-deactivated]

I would like to add some of my favorites. 

[averruncusho]

Candace is a state of mind

[im-in-way-2many-fandoms]

Growing up I always thought Candace was an overdramatic version of what being a teenager was like but no. It was dead on and still applies today

[eddiemoonson]

#SaveHim

[andtosaturn]

since people are asking, here’s a list of places you can donate to help the australian bushfires. donating literally $1 means you have done more than our prime minister. (* = can donate internationally; for the other ones you might have to google it) 

cfa (VIC firefighters) 

rfs (NSW firefighters)*

rfbaq (QLD firefighters) 

cfs (SA firefighters) 

red cross*

WWF NSW bushfire crisis*

WWF koala crisis* (both WWF links are in aud so use a currency converter if you’re outside aus)

RSPCA NSW 

here is a list from the abc (but maybe don’t donate to the salvos or vinnies bc they suck) (x)

WIRES (x)

port macquarrie koala hospital* (if that link doesn’t work there’s a gofundme* / you can buy something here)

gippsland emergency relief fund 

bendigo bank bushfire disaster appeal (partnered with the salvos though)

mallacoota fires support fund gofundme*

cudgewa gofundme*

you can find emergency accommodation or can offer your house on the NSW / VIC airbnb website

i’ll keep it updated as i find more

[parksandwreckreation]

gifs don’t do this scene justice 😂

[throwbackblr]

#same

[fereldang]

i am not the same person i was 18 minutes ago.

[doghokage]

MFKMSKAKSKSLDK

[amazingspidermans]

LAST WEEK WE CAN USE THIS SOMEONE HIT THE PANIC BUTTON

[hon3stlywhoknows]

YouTube: introducing the GayBlocker 3000. good luck publishing LGBT content now

Tumblr: that's great we've got the GayBlocker 3001™ where any and all content is immediately NSFW

Snapchat: awesome we have a new stalking feature which shows exactly where you are on a map at any given moment so anyone who wants your address can just look it up conveniently and come to your home and murder you