[everythingfox]

Thank god she didn’t overreact

[yolas0]

[guooey]

[chillywillow1]

Trying to explain anything when you have adhd

[chillywillow1]

It's the 'hear me out' that gets me

[chillywillow1]

What i like even more is Jerma actually does have adhd and will explain it sometimes on stream

[catchymemes]

[pettysag-deactivated20180315]

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

[o1ie]

brb going outside to wistfully observe the reflections of the shop lights in the wet streets

[o1ie]

thats what im fucking talking about

[weaver-z]

I want to be a white dad in a horror movie

[weaver-z]

Currently moving my brunette wife and our dejected children into an abandoned ghost factory for a fresh start

[weaver-z]

Honey, don't worry about our daughter's new habit of standing in front of the security camera in her playroom and murmuring about bones every night. That's probably just something women do

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[emmersdrawberry]

If you ever question the depths of depravity available to you in Skyrim please refer to this story;

I am unable to finish the Thieves Guild quest because I accidentally killed an essential quest npc. Erikur in Solitude, you probably know him because his sister wont shut up about it. Erikur was the last quest giver I needed to become the master of the Thieves Guild. He is suppose to be essential, as in he cannot be killed ever because important npc is important. 

‘So where is he?’ I hear you asking.

He is gone. 

Gone into my characters tummy. You see, I was fooling around with the glorious weapon that is the Wabbajack and happened to turn Erikur into a sweetroll….and then I ate him. I ate Erikur. He’s gone forever. Into my tummy. 

I glitched out a main questline because I turned a man into a sweetroll and then I c o n s u m e d  h i m.

[aur-eliaa]

[dankxsinatra]

There are consequences for your vore fetish, next lesson

[klimtsonian-unofficial]

“the cover is never as good as the origi–”

[harriyanna-deactivated20221223]

everyone forgot about this wholesome video so i dug through the deep files of the internet cause it needs to be seen again

[bugsongs]

bacon pancakes state of mind saturday

[deepspaceraktajino]

happy bacon pancake state of mind saturday

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Babygirl you are preventing me from fast traveling

[halfhardtorock]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

[rosslynpaladin]

We Stan this San Diego Man

[sugawara--san]

this

[dooflizard]

C o m e d yy

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

Some recent gems:

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

And of course there’s

[theseaissilent]

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish​)

I gotchu, bro:

[trilllizardstrikesback]

[abysmallylost23]

i’m wheezgJmf stoP

[assassinregrets]

[april]

when housecats are small its awesome and when theyre big its also awesome. the bigger or smaller a cat is, the better. but there's also something so alluring about a perfectly average cat. you can't go wrong

[garrettwrites]

Follow me on Twitter for more vampire nonsense

[shrike-dyke]

human: dude you've been in our d&d group for literally like three years, you don't need to keep asking if you're invited every time

vampire: i knowww, i just get anxious ok?

human: oh fair

[lastsonlost]

I feel personally attacked. Lol

[askchickenlittle]

Fucking stupid how sonic gets supportive parents without even trying. I’m not mad or anything. Fuck him

[movie-robotnik-positivity]

[fawfulydoo]

i like these funky little dudes