Candy Cane Lesbian

Aphrodite, a gorgeous trans girl, she/her, age 29, poly and gay. Hello! I'm mostly a multifandom and humor blog, gonna reblog anything that interests me. Some youtubers, some shows/cartoons, some video games. Feel free to message me about p much anything!! 18+ please, not that I post porn but just a comfort thing. Header by graphics-cafe. @aquilacalvitium is my qpp

[evilwizard]

I’M RIGHT BEHIND YOU

[cowboybarbaryn]

Thank you Evil Wizard, it’s good to know someone has our backs

[evilwizard]

IN A SCARY WAY

[queenofskys5]

Thank you Evil Wizard, finally someone to scare away the creeps!

[evilwizard]

I FEEL LIKE WE NEED TO WORK ON OUR COMMUNICATION

[candyredterezi143]

Miss ralsei!!!!!

[blumineck]

I have done some weird trickshots, and some difficult trickshots, but that last one is the most of both I’ve ever put together!

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[raphalorem]

giving simon wormhole-opening powers so grace can send an instant probe once they're on erid and inflict more psychic damage on the og petrova task force

[birdbyrne]

js the concept of a PHM videolog that starts out with grace and rocky happily going abt their business that then jumpcuts to ryland alone at a desk covered in blood girl im dead

[morallygrayautisticscientist]

Catra: Okay, I mean this in the best possible way, understand me, but…I’m kinda bummed the war ended before Adora and I got together? I promise I don’t mean—

Hordak: NO I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN. WE MISSED OUT.

Catra: YEAH. LIKE I NEVER GOT TO FIGHT BESIDE HER OR DEFEND HER A BUNCH. I JUST WANT TO STAB A GUY FOR HER BUT

Hordak: BUT NOW IT IS TOO LATE AND IF YOU DO, IT IS A CRIME.

Catra: YOU HEAR ME, YOU HEAR ME.

Hordak: I GOT TO KILL ONE PERSON FOR ENTRAPTA. ONE. AND HE DIDN’T EVEN STAY DEAD. STILL, IT WAS ADDICTING. BUT NO, IF I DO IT AGAIN NOW, APPARENTLY IT’S MURDER. GRANTED, IT WAS PRIME BUT STILL. WE MISSED OUT.

Catra: SIT DOWN, LET’S HAVE A CHAT ABOUT THIS. IT’S BEEN BOTHERING ME ACTUALLY.

[baggebythesea]

Glimmer listens and nods with tears in her eyes. She would so much want to kill someone for Bow, but she knows that he would Frown upon that, so she doesn't.

She doesn't.

[baggebythesea]

Meanwhile Micah and Adora high fives over how much it rules to fight at the front to protect the queen you love.

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[beardedmrbean]

Make a mans whole retirement here why don't you

[fl-man]

I have, like .... seventeen uses for this. Where do I get one?

[beardedmrbean]

Didn't even know this post was moving till it hit my dash again, I put it in the replies too but it is called a "chompsaw" and it's by Chompshop

They've got all kinds of patterns and such on their site for different creative projects, it does appear to be limited to cutting cardboard so if you want to do wood you will need something beefier.

[watch-the-sun-rise]

PHM characters as text posts: Pt. 7/?

Part 6

[funny-tik-toks]

[cool-deltarune-fun-facts]

Deltarune Fun Fact:

Susie is a normal, healthy girl and there is nothing wrong with her.

[cool-deltarune-fun-facts]

Deltarune Fun Fact:

Susie is a normal, healthy girl and there is nothing wrong with her.

[veryberryskye]

turns out when you specifically seek out extremely pathetic and clumsy women to be your knights and maids they arent very good at being knights or maids

[veryberryskye]

you think you’re so funny don’t you. GUARDS. OFF WITH H- no- no its okay dont cry guards its okay im sorry i raised my voice its okay no im not mad at you

[gumi-megpoidd]

dont diss her onion shirt!!

[doctor-nu]

Don't diss her HUH shirt!!

[outofcontextdiscord]

submitted by @peekoo3

[bombabo0]

Fleas

[dietranch]

[citizenscreen]

Lucille Ball at bat, Julie Andrews catches, and Joe E. Brown plays umpire at the opening game of the Broadway baseball league in Central Park in 1961.