Yo, call me Theo. she/they. age is however old being born in 1997 makes me, mentally ill queer white person. Pinned post finally made lmao “Gender is a shell game. What is a man? Whatever a woman isn’t. What is a woman? Whatever a man is not. Tap on it and it’s hollow. Look under the shells: it’s not there” — Naomi Alderman, The Power
So life is more or less determined to make me perma broke lmao so i'll just cut to the chase to give yall the main points 🫶
Basically: I'm legally homeless (but stably housed; basically no legal address for mail) with only my mothers disability benefits as stable income. Jobs are unreliable for our household and only sporadically help us out, so I pretty consistently need a little extra money for basic essentials like groceries and food for our 5 cats 🫶
Every cent counts, and even tho I would love to pay people back, life has yet to give me the financial stability to do so 😭 If you've got a little extra to spare, heres where you can toss it 💜
P*ypal // C*shapp // V*nmo
(censored so this post stays visible lmao)
With that out of the way, i'm also a writer! im not a FINISHER so its 90% wips, but if you'd like to see me write about THIS 👇 sonofabitch, visit my blog @wipsoftermina !! All the tags used on this blog are under the readmore if you wanna see my dumbass posts better 💜
My Tags! This is still a wip so ill eventually edit in links to intro posts lmao
Dirge:
dirgecore
for any random tumblr post that has Dirge Vibes. to Me
dirgeposting
for actual Dirge content, where I post his info and analysis and general bullshit musing lmao. 90% of Dirge Content is here
dirge askgames
so as dirge is my go to for askgames, he had a TON of them and it was clogging the dirgeposting tag. so now he has this! yayyy
dirgetharaposting
for dirge and minthara posts, both original posts and also reblogs that have their vibe
doomed siblings
predominantly for dirge and orins connection to each other and how they were set up from birth to inevitably come in conflict with each other, regardless of how they felt. doomed from the start, ive also started using it for my Gorion's Ward and Dirges elder bhaalspawn sibling, Lyre!
true soul!dirge au
an au for Dirge where he doesn't get rescued from the nautiloid and protected by the emperor, and survives to the beach only to get immediately enthralled by the Absolute, becoming an amnesiac True Soul under Her command.
i have more Dirge AUs but this is what has tagged content lmao
Other OCs and Tags
phyrneiposting
Phyrnei is my Drow Noble Divine Sorcerer/Hexblade Warlock for a Hiatused Out of the Abyss dnd campaign! As Phyrnei's arc is transitioning from being a Lolthite to a syncretic Vhaeraunite+Eilistraen, i use her tag for any important drow lore+dark seldarine content thats relevant to how i want to characterize her
monhun posting
I play MH Wilds! I have a switchaxe main hunter I post on occasion!! she gets tagged with this :3
As a present for reading this. heres my five kitties MWAH ily 💜
top left is Tira, top right is Misu (named cuz they were twins, tho Tira has since become a chubby lil princess), middle is Domino, bottom left is Biscuit, bottom right is Loki!
Tira, Misu, and Domino are all siblings from the same litter, Loki is my childhood cat whos my moms, and Biscuit is a recent rescue from a colony of outdoor ferals and is now happily a perma indoor kitty enjoying vaccinations and wet food 💜💜💜
tumblr users being generally knowledgeable about phishing attempts and scams and yet not hesitating to click various links from unknown users because they say such things as "spin the wheel to determine your alvin and the chipmunks band persona based on my favorite italian desserts" and we go "heck yeah."
When a black person states that something you did was racist, chill the fuck out. Its annoying dealing with you panicking trying to dissociate yourself from racism. If you're not black, black people already assume youve said nigga or its variant at least once in your life. If they're interacting with you and bringing something up, its because they want you to stop doing that so they can still interact with you(if ur already friends)
You WILL be racist. You WILL do racist things. You have ALREADY done both. Learn and move on. There's no ideological purity you can hold on to, i promise. Proving you can take the criticism without making it a big deal and practice what you preach is better than any clean slate.
Be the kind of person black people don't have to gamble on. Shut up and lock in
Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm's worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you're towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you
As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me
(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)
"Shanali was dead before you arrived there, even if the merchants drove their horses furiously," said Belrigger. "She knew she was dying, you fool. Why do you think she sold off her precious Artemis?"
Just a casual reminder that posting on the internet about how you would want to do physical harm to members of the US government is something that they can (and will) detain you over, so just be careful what you say in public spaces like, uh, on Tumblr.
this is your semi-regular reminder that tumblr has cooperated with the fbi to hand over user information in a very public way at least once. and that's not the only way the feds can collect information on you either
this show is rated tv-pg yet has shown multiple shots of a character flipping us off with both hands which has led me to believe every other tv-pg director is a coward
i spent the entire show joking with my boyfriend that paramount just didn’t actually monitor the show and just released it without actually caring about its contents. what do you mean that wasn’t really a joke.