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good morning to the brown nipples, flat booties, older daughters, french haters, lingerie aficionados, messy brows, misandrists, skincare beaus, seasonal coffee lovers, weebs, attention deficients, tall girls, 🥺 users, oatmeal eaters, rancid personalities, gemini moons, matte lip haters, and girls with bad joints

gaycism

anyone need serotonin?

officerofmonkeyproblems

I became very invested in the successful delivery of those carrots

0v9

beaver: *plap plap plap plap plap*

me: 🥺

i’m not actually here. just needed a respite from twitter and insta filled chaos. i remember when things were simple and sexual here.....what peace what nonsensical comedy we had. now a barren deserted graveyard.

i would make a livejournal just to have a sense of an authentic ahitposting community again.

sweetoothgirl

Chocolate Buttercream Frosting Recipe

purple-bitchbaby-deactivated202

Imagine this..

Your woman sittin on your dick, not moving, just sitting on it, a vibrator to her clit so you feel her tighten and come over and over again on you..

#ABSOLUTELY NO ONE HAS THE RANGE FOR THIS #WELL NO ONE WHO HAS ANY CONSISTENCY

sabertoothwalrus

outfit idea

let me know if you have any suggestions

pizzapastaapplejuice

sabertoothwalrus

of course thank you

#I miss officer Jim Dangle soooo much

sobeitjay2

I be lookin good AND FOR WHAT

toastbutteregg

#fair

i miss this dumpster might come back and act like i was pure™️ anyway.

i’m basically 30 and would rather nap anyway.

Sexuality is for the young and energetic

flyandfamousblackgirls

Mary J. Blige (2020)

assyrianjalebi

The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977)

#this is reallt affirming and im gonna cry

hollowtones

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.