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Why do men always speak outta their ass?

I had an IG ad for 2K26 (a bb video game) and they’ve added a lot more WNBA players

And so many comments are like hating on the women.. one in particular made me laugh…

“Ain’t no one choosing a 5’5 girl to win the game” you probably 5’6, and that’s why you mad, can’t even reach the keyboard to google that these girls are at least 6 ft

Especially since these cave dwellers love to hate on Angel, she is 6 FOOT 4, now I would say, she’s dunking on you, but this is a video game so just say you’re ass at basketball irl AND online

Some dudes clearly got too comfortable on the bench on their D3 high school team, and think they’re better than women who would drop 30 right in their fucking face

Like for a straight man, you love to dick ride and hate women…let’s reevaluate and log off

#wnba #basketball #wbb #m*n #stfu challenge #YOUR TURN!!#nba 2k26

Y’all I got FOMO

what I would give to be a fly on the wall

PLEASE LET ME COME TO THE PARTY PLEASE

#wnba #basketball #wbb #all star game #team collier #let me in #please #fomo #studbudz

I had to redo my post cause it got flagged for “mature content” MF WHAT

ANYWAYS

Went to my first WNBA game

And all of a sudden, the UCONN huskies show up

Proof^^ The only pic I took 💀

But overall..

100/10 experience

Very much recommend!!

#wnba #basketball #wbb #los angeles sparks #washington mystics #bae #uconn wbb

Hey Dallas, BLOCK THOSE BITCHES (I don’t mean it) like wtf, why is the defense giving up as soon as they’re under the hoop???

Also, someone need to be doubling on Caitlin cause she loses her handle when ever she starts the possession. That could be an easy steal.

ANOTHER THING, the Fever is doing a lot of across full court passes, STAY ON YOUR ASSIGNMENT FUCK

#wnba #basketball #dear lord #paige bueckers #wbb #caitlin clark #indiana fever #dallas wings #listen

DALLAS DUBBBBB !!!!!

ROTY SHOULD BE A 3 WAY TIE FOR ALL OF THEM!!!

The vets being out this game was a blessing in disguise…

Like Mr. Coach, if you let them get a chance, you’ll see, they know wtf they’re doing!!

#wnba #dallas wings #paige bueckers #aziaha james #jj quinerly #my roty #god is good

To honor the end of pride month, here is the Top 5 things I was obsessed with that SCREAM gay:

1. The movie “Stick it” (2006) - iykyk

2. These music videos in particular

3. Olympic Team USA (SPECIFICALLY those 4)

4. These baddies (everyone was convinced I just wanted to be like them)

5. No one in my family is queer, and statistically at least 2 of us gotta be. Theres 30 cousins on each side, tf u mean?

#happy pride 🌈#lesbian #queer #idk yet #stick it #nicki minaj #lady gaga #beyonce #shakira #rihanna #olympics #team usa #WNBA #glee #rbd #santana lopez #roberta pardo

Dear WNBA app,

When I pay for the League Pass, that means I should be able to watch all the games Live on Demand, wtf you mean I can’t cause it’s being broadcast on a different platform so no?

Like bruh, tf is the point then? Rn, the Sparks vs. Liberty game says “League Pass” yet, when I click on it, I can’t cause it’s being broadcast elsewhere.

DO YOU NEED THAT?

#do you need that?#wnba #basketball #los angeles sparks #new york liberty #dont pmo

Shout out the WBB and the WNBA for helping me see the light and introducing me to the gay agenda

These women are so fucking fine, and they help me go to sleep at night

I should’ve known cause watching Team USA women’s basketball was not every girl’s go to for the Olympics (the excuse being “well they always win sooo…”)

#wnba #wbb #lesbian #queer #need that #basketball #paige bueckers #emily engstler #gabby williams #olivia miles #brittney griner #breanna stewart

Happy Pride Month to my bitches!!!

#pride #queer #wlw #bisexual #lesbian #gay #need that

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Mystics…if yall win…

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Fuck yall

#yall got too comfortable #wnba

Mystics…if yall win…

#washington mystics #wnba #basketball #wbb #need that

Games I watched today, as a Wings/Mystics fan:

Dallas Wings vs Minnesota Lynx

Yall I get it, Arike is your best, but even the best have off days, so if you see she keeps missing, LET SOMEONE ELSE DO IT. That was the issue last game too.

Their defense is a little boo boo ass, like as soon as the lynx got close, they seemed to give up. BUT THEN, at the end of the 4th quarter, they pushed in but to the point of fouling. Which like it’s either they try too little or too hard. Not to mention, since y’all’s shots are off, maybe someone should be there to catch and finish the play? BUT HEY TF DO I KNOW ?

But it’s getting better…slowly…

Lynx, no notes, I wish I could root for you but I love me a good personality hire (the entire wings roster)

Washington Mystics vs Golden State Valkaryies

The Mystics… my favorite little underdogs, their pacing is really good imo, they don’t tire themselves out in the first half, and push back really hard in the second…except this game? Tf is happening?? It was close for so long??

UPDATE: IKYFL HOW THE HELL??? BABES WHAT THE FUCK???

Valkyries, respectfully, IF YOU KEEP MISSING 3s….here’s a thought, TRY SOMETHING ELSE, like you’re wasting everybody time rn, yall want that 2026 first pick badddddd. I wanna root for them as being a CA girl, but their choices are just awful this season.

LMAOOO (so I wrote this ⬆️in the first half, got distracted and tuned back in 4th quarter) Burton was carrying tf outta them