Noah Kahan
oozey mess
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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Color Me Curious
The Bowery Presents
YOU ARE THE REASON
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almost home
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
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cherry valley forever
The Stonewall Inn
Kiana Khansmith
Discoholic 🪩
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Phantogram Three
Cosmic Funnies
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@honestlytrulymaybe
One day I will have the energy to animate (and write, and draw...) again, but until then I’ll spend way too long on whatever this is
(Audio from The Office S5E3)
trying to calculate which part of your godforsaken body you should aim to preserve while choosing a sleeping position on any given night
my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet
the youtube notification of ''ooohh your video isn't starting up smoothly???? turn off your ad blocker you cunt <3'' is so pathetic to me bc it takes five seconds max. you think i can't wait five seconds? you think i need to give you money because five seconds is too long? i pity your wife.
Like a new friend!
I mostly post the good things about having a kid but god damn this fucking sucks he won’t stop crying and begging for the fart gun from despicable me because he saw it at the store and now saw it on the movie. I’m going insane but I understand he’s very emotional right now. Still though why are kids so annoying sometimes, he’s not normally like this with random shit he sees at the store.
Shout out to that one Disney short they made in 1995 to play in front of A Goofy Movie by the French Disney team which directly parodied The Exorcist because early 90s Disney just did whatever the fuck they wanted
hey. hey what
HEY. WHAT.
It's called "Runaway Brain" :3 Disney has a love/hate relationship with it because it's extremely beloved and held in high regard but also it does NOT fit their modern image so they can't promote or release it to any wide capacity because it would 100% terrify children.
Oh some of you didn't know about this, huh?
Anyway
daily affirmation
[2 beers in]
You know the problem with reading a book? You get hooked and then it ends and you feel sad
This post is cancelled, I have found a new book and everything is all right again
By Talos this cannot be happening
rb to tell ur mutuals ur fond of them
Dmitri Cavander (American b.1969), Ferry 5, 2024, Oil on canvas
I knew immediately this is a ferry to the San Juans where I live, and indeed on his instagram, the artist tagged Orcas Island as the location!
his other pieces in this series are so lovely. that's exactly how the light hits the benches in real life. really beautifully captured.
Photo I took on the same route a few weeks ago. He nailed it.
V. V. Shetye - Air India's Maharaja (1966) Source
“A deliciously ironic image with tigers smoking over an Air India ashtray, and a stuffed Maharaja's head hanging on the wall of their study above the fireplace. Such was the strength of this icon that this poster works ingeniously without any text at all.”
Throwback to a few years ago when Arrowhead was the reigning queen of the lakes and her daughters Riddhi and Siddhi were just fun loving sub-adults.
Arrowhead and her twin daughters circa 2022 Taken in Ranthambhore National Park, India Photographed by Zhayynn James
Pros and Cons of Bipedalism
Pros:
One of the most efficient gaits of the animal kingdom
Can carry and use tools while walking
Less area for sun exposure back in Africa (top of the head vs whole back)
Can carry our young since their stupid tiny hands can’t cling to us anymore like proper primates
Taller: see predators coming, pick fruit from trees, give better high-fives
Look scarier to other animals
Cons:
Back hurty
BIRTH HURTY x100
Knees: “I didn’t sign up for this.”
Heart: “I didn’t sign up for this.”
our circulatory system has to work so hard bro
Big tiger can see us better
Did I mention how much birth hurts bc of our stupid upright hips? Seriously, commonly dying in childbirth isn’t an evolutionary benefit smh
Anyway, I would like to hold a re-vote on walking upright, who’s game?
unintended side effect: no tail so our heads got bigger to counter balance and keep us from constantly falling over. enormous skull now full of brain benefit of brain - made friends with wolves problem with brain - v. fragile and invented capitalism
brain so fragile, meat so huge :(
hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1323
DYKE SOULS⚔️
A scantily clad knight goes on a quest to rid the dungeon of evil and filth...but gets a little distracted on the way. A 40 page choose your own adventure horny knight story.
I will have some physical copies at Syd ozcc, Brisnova, and MCM london this year. Otherwise the digital version is on my patreon 💜
