Friendly Dyke

I like long walks on the beach, women and D.I.Y

[louisegluckpdf]

anyone driving slower than me on the highway is a doddering, witless little bore so pathetically deferential to the law that the notion of surpassing the speed limit by even one single mile per hour couldn’t force its way into their skulls with a military-grade battering ram and anyone driving faster than me on the highway is a reckless, testosterone-addled maniac with an inferiority complex that can only be quieted by careening past other cars with kamikaze-like fervor

[shivroy]

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Im probably never going to get to blow up a gas station before I die

[cannibalchicken]

[cannibalchicken]

[skidmark4-deactivated20251026]

if God wiped OZZY's ass from da face of da Earth dat means evryb who smokes cigbutts rite offa da fukin pavement got bout 48Hrs left or Less

[skidmark4-deactivated20251026]

U a trashy motherfucker Hulk Hogan

[segamascott]

[2well2water]

i think we need to bring back calling people internet famous instead of calling them influencers like there needs to be something borderline derogatory injected back into it

[keenbugg]

living a day as a fat preteen girl would break the spirit of most fully grown men

[guooey]

At a crossroads with mama

[lefoo]

[thecircusboss]

photos by Lynn Goldsmith

[honeybandit]

He’s so uwu in the last pic why’s he hiding from the camera like he’s been caught teeheeing

[cannibalfears]

girls with big sad brown eyes can't be convicted of crimes

[ohevoyev]

may god guide the glorious philadelphia eagles in their holy war against the infernal kansas city chiefs

[ohevoyev]

god has granted the philadelphia eagles victory and crushed those agents of satan beneath his righteous heel

[tweeterwilbury]

[segamascott]

[rockpapertheodore]

You ever think about how we call toddlers that because they can't walk right. They toddle about. Fuckin idiots. Fuckin idiot steppers can't walk properly. Call 'em wobblers. This is my son Jeffrey he's at the age where I mock him for walking like a fucking scrub. "Skill issue" ass name.