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Heyyy! First time this account’s been active in a LONG time 😅😅 I’ve been looking through my art book and I thought I’d post some pieces to see what everyone thought. Curious if anyone might be interested in commissions or prints if I started offering them in the future?

Be kind please! This is the first time I’ve really posted all this online looking for feedback.

Love ❤️

#art #art commisions #opinion #watercolour art #charcoal #good vibes

tastefullyoffensive

(via br00kee_b)

anarchetypalarchive

i saw this post earlier about therapists and it reminded me of my old therapist paul, who in my opinion is one of the greatest men alive and who did not put up with my bullshit for even one second

anyway i go in to see paul one week in the summer of 2016, and i’m doing my usual bullshit which consists of me talking shit about myself, and paul is staring at me, and then he cuts me off and says that he’s got a new tool for helping people recognize when they’re using negative language, and gets up and goes over to his desk

and i’m like alright hit me with that sweet sweet self-help article my man, because i’m a linguistic learner and whenever paul’s like here i have a tool for you to use it’s pretty much always an article or a book or something

paul opens a drawer, takes something out, and turns back around. i stare.

i say, paul.

is that a nerf gun.

yeah, says paul.

i say, are you gonna shoot me with a nerf gun in this professional setting.

he happily informs me that that’s really up to me, isn’t it. and sits back down. and gestures, like, go ahead, what were you saying?

and i squint suspiciously and start back up about how i’m having too much anxiety to leave the house to run errands, like it was a miracle to even get here, like i’ve forgone getting groceries for the past week and that’s so stupid, what a stupid issue, i’m an idiot, how could i–

a foam dart hits me in the leg.

i go, hey! because my therapist just shot me in the leg. paul blinks at me placidly and raises an eyebrow. i squint again.

i say, slowly, it’s– not a stupid issue, i’m not stupid, but it’s frustrating me and i don’t want it to be a problem i’m having.

no dart this time. okay. sweet.

so the rest of the hour passes with me intermittently getting nailed with tiny foam darts and then swearing and then fixing my language and, wouldn’t you know it, i start liking myself a little more by the end of the session, which is mildly infuriating because paul can tell and he’s very smug about it

anyway i leave his office and the lady having the next appointment walks in and i hear what’s all over the floor? and paul very seriously says cognitive behavioral therapy tools.

satan-graffitied-my-soul

The “I won’t hesitate, bitch” vine but @ friends who don’t love themselves

fratboykate

Guys, the first images of Irma’s level of devastation are coming out of Barbuda and it’s heartbreaking. The President of Barbuda says that 90% of the island is uninhabitable, upwards of 60% of the TOTAL population are now homeless because the hurricane destroyed virtually every building and home on the island, and that the estimated damage is valued at no less than $200 million dollars. That’s money a small island like that doesn’t have. They’re saying it’s going to take years to rebuild and Hurricane Jose is right behind Irma on the same path which means they could be hit twice. This is just one of the islands being affected.

Please, show up for the Caribbean like you did for Houston. There is no safety net for any of these islands including mine. They’ll rely entirely on foreign aid. Find local charities or global trustworthy charities (NOT the Red Cross) and make a donation asking them to aid the Caribbean. There’s whole countries being turned into rubble with no financial means to repair their infrastructures. They’re going to need help.

fratboykate

For the hundreds of people replying or in my inbox asking “Why not the Red Cross?!”:

Google is free.

Why The Red Cross Faces Backlash on Harvey Relief Efforts [Washington Post]

Red Cross Built Exactly 6 Homes For Haiti With Nearly Half A Billion Dollars In Donations [Huffington Post]

Red Cross Exec Doesn’t Know What Portion Of Donations Go To Harvey Relief [NPR]

Report: Red Cross Spent 25 Percent Of Haiti Donations On Internal Expenses [NPR]

Seriously, guess where I found all of those in two solid minutes of searching? Google. Even better, they didn’t charge me a penny for it.

Stop wanting things to be spoonfed to you. While you waited for someone to link you to sources, you could’ve done it yourself and already donated to people who desperately need it.

fratboykate

Because people are also asking where to donate instead of the Red Cross:

MercyCorps [89% rating on Charity Navigator]

Heart To Heart International [97% rating on Charity Navigator]

Direct Relief [100% rating on Charity Navigator]

Habitat For Humanity [83% rating on Charity Navigator // Because with islands like Barbuda 90% destroyed and French St. Martin said to be 95% destroyed then people are going to need homes built]

Catholic Relief Services [90% rating on Charity Navigator // For those who would want to donate to a religious organization]

If there is a note or comments section on their donation page please do let them know that you would want your money to go to their Caribbean relief efforts. Houston and Florida have the US government backing them in whatever they will need but these islands will have very little except for these charities to fall back if they have any hope of rebuilding what seems to be entire countries in some cases. For the people who lost everything even a few bucks will go a long way.

For the most part I would suggest staying away from privately launched GoFundMes unless you know the person directly. Ultimately, you just never know where those funds are going to end up and if your money will be used wisely. Sure, the same can be said for charity organizations but at least there is a better shot at possibly helping through them. The five listed above are world known and have been studied by charity oversight organizations. It’s as close to perfect as we’re going to get.

adhdperalta

Please donate if you can! [ Here’s ] a list of essentials to donate.

This’ll be queued on repeat for the next few hours.

tortagnamgnam

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

unclebabie

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

shelbymelissa

We all need this.

wildwomanwitchery-deactivated20

Kitty

hylianpicori

i don’t believe this stuff works but it can’t hurt to try

pipedream

“Thank you,” he finally said. He couldn’t say he meant thanks for all of it: the keys, the trust, the honesty, and the kisses. Hopefully Andrew would figure it out. “You were amazing."

- Ch. 12, The King’s Men, Nora Sakavic

#tfc #the foxhole court #Andrew MinyarD #neil josten #i am crying #this is beautiful #the king's men #nora sakavic #Andreil

buffonia

Chloe and I are real.

ketterdamns

does it ever fuck you up how kevin day, #1 exy striker in the world, sees potential in people everyone has already given up on or considered halfway to the grave, and inspired them enough for them to live up to it?

and-i-am-nothing

like father like son

#the foxhole court #all for the game #aftg #kevin day #david wymack #i'm crying #omg im crying

berry-muffin

Laryngitis is killing me so I made these to make myself feel better.

drunk twins and mirrors

neil’s change of heart

see u in hell

aftgandreil

*incoherent screaming*

#all for the game #the foxhole court #neil josten #aaron minyard #andrew minyard #Andreil #fanart #I'm screaming

exyjunkies

ANDREW ACCIDENTALLY CALLING NEIL CUTE IN FRONT OF THE FOXES P L E A S E

IT IS OFFICIALLY MY SEMESTER BREAK!!!!!! ajfhdajkhfdajh this is the best prompt EVER let me have this self-indulgent headcanon

the foxes, because they like a.) challenges and b.) making money out of these challenges, get the idea to play Andreil Trope Bingo

nicky starts it, purely out of boredom, as well as out of the desire to spite kevin for being too exy-focused even if the season’s over

he creates a card with things like “andrew buying food for neil” “neil smiling behind andrew’s back” “one talking about the other when the other is not there” “andrew hurting someone for neil” “rooftop date” “andreil going late to practice together”

after the whole team making edits to the bingo card, a copy is given to everyone

word gets around, but as andrew and neil are two of the most oblivious people in the world, they don’t catch wind of it

eventually, everybody (including wymack and bee) gets in on it, because the pot rises to be two grand (can you guys believe? two fucking grand for a couple’s trope bingo)

they make it a race of sorts - as andrew and neil aren’t normally affectionate in public (neil being the more touchy of the two, but still severely lacking in comparison to the stereotype of Normal Couples), they all have to be there at certain times of the day

dan clearly established the “no fishing rule” at the start but some of them can’t help themselves - they’re just really lucky sometimes

renee is the first to check “andrew wearing one of neil’s shirts” after she notices at their weekly sparring session

aaron (unluckily enough) gets the first shot at “andreil making out by the lockers” after his shift to tidy up the court

nicky is first witness at “one being lowkey possessive over the other” when he catches a glimpse of andrew frowning down someone at the bar for checking out neil

at the end of it all, they’re all left with one box blank

“andrew calling neil cute”

and everybody is just ??????

because andrew would never do that. not in a million years

only neil seems like the type to do so - but even neil hasn’t said anything of the sort

everybody’s panicking because they’re all so close yet so far away

fast forward; it’s been a little over a month since everyone’s only got that last box blank, and they’ve all been fishing

matt has asked, on multiple occasions, what andrew thought of neil when he smiled

allison has pointed out how good neil looked when she gave him her last haircut

bee even got ahold of neil’s baby pictures and showed them to andrew on a visit of his

wymack, at some point, tried asking if “cute” was really the specific word they all needed to hear (”What if he says ‘adorable’? You know Minyard gets all wordy at some point.”)

they all flail around for another week until the foxes’ weekly movie night

it happens on a thursday at neil and andrew’s room, because it was their turn

everyone is seated around the television, either on armchairs, the sofa, or on beanbags

neil coughs and pounds his chest

andrew gets up from the sofa so fast and gets neil a glass of water

upon getting the glass, neil goes “Ah.That was just a test. Thanks for putting in the effort.”

neil is smirking and all, thinking he’s so clever, the cheeky bastard

and no one is prepared for andrew’s “Mmm. That’s cute. Move over.”

everybody is suddenly scrambling for their cards in their pockets

IT’S LIFE OR DEATH AT THIS POINT, PEOPLE

THAT LAST BOX IS ALL THAT M A T T E R S

nicky is like “Shit shit shit shit shit shit–”

kevin frustratingly goes “Where the fuck is my pen–”

bee is like “That’s unfair, I didn’t bring my card!”

it’s dan-the-legend-wilds that gets to cross out the box first and she yells (half-drunkenly) “BingobingobingobingoBINGO MOTHERFUCKERS!!”

matt’s like “Babe we’re going halfsies on that right–” while allison yells “THAT”S GOING INTO OUR NAIL POLISH FUND!”

wymack is in the moment and is like “Dan, you’re sharing with me, or you’re out of the fucking team.”

renee is groaning and shaking her head while aaron is just shrugging and texting katelyn he lost

in the midst of the chaos and debating-who-got-it-first is andrew and neil, clueless as fuck, staring at them all and at one another

neil is blinking in confusion while andrew is stony-faced

they go out of the room and leave the madness that is the foxes coming up with another bet and searching for money in their wallets

#tfc #the foxhole court #all for the game #andrew minyard #neil josten #andreil #cute af #palmetto #foxes

sunnyupsidedown

“Am I at ninety-four yet?”

Neil asked.

He was not at ninety-four. Ninety-four was the whispered words, “Thank you. You were amazing.” They echoed inside Andrew’s head over and over, like they were an offering, a prayer, a goodbye, like they were pushed out of his body with his dying breath. It was irritating and he was going to bring it up on the bus. He was going to spell it out nice and slow how Neil needed to stop living like he was dying and start living like the exy junkie he was.

Ninety-five was turning around and seeing nothing. Not nothing in the sense that Neil was nothing, but nothing in the sense of panic, of worry, of standing on the edge of the rooftop looking down thinking “Would it hurt if I fell?” The space where Neil should have been filled with emotions that Andrew swore he would never feel again.

Ninety-six was finding his bag. It wasn’t the bag that held his entire life, that was locked away in the Fox Tower, safe. It was the bag that held his future. A future he knew Neil wanted in the way he clutched the key he gave him back in August. A key that was left in the God forsaken bag with Neil nowhere in sight.

For ninety-seven, Kevin was there. The other foxes were there too but the words Kevin formed with his breath passing over his voice box and the movements of his tongue and jaw, were the only things that mattered. Kevin’s mouth moved, sound traveled in vibrations through the air, hit Andrew’s eardrums, and then his hands were around Kevin’s neck. There were lies and half-truths and Andrew hated those. Again not in the sense he hated Neil but in the sense that he hated the word ‘please’ and ‘misunderstanding’. He hated how he didn’t hate Neil because of all the lies. And for that, ninety-seven.

Ninety-eight was the phone call that Neil had been found.

Ninety-nine was walking through the hotel door and seeing him crumple in agony. It was the hissed “Don’t” as he did his best sooth away the pain. It was the eyes that were Nathaniel’s with hints of Neil peeking out behind his irises. It was the look of a man staring helplessly as the executioner readied the guillotine. It was the words “I’m sorry” like he had something to be sorry for. It was his attitude that no matter how beat up he got, remained impeccably intact. And it was the question he still had the gall to ask: “Am I at ninety-four yet?”

“You are at one hundred.”

berry-muffin

poor baby is a little bit overwhelmed.

during his next turn kevin goes with “never have i ever actually kissed neil” and everyone has to try to take the knives away from andrew when nicky reluctantly takes the shot as well.

everyone is at least tipsy at this point which is as good an excuse as any to draw them all flushed.

[insp.]

thewallsofconcrete

RARE HISTORIC PHOTOS WE MIGHT HAVEN’T YET SEEN

An Exotic Dancer Demonstrates That Her Underwear Was Too Large To Have Exposed Herself, After Undercover Police Officers Arrested Her In Florida

Dorothy Counts – The First Black Girl To Attend An All-White School In The United States – Being Teased And Taunted By Her White Male Peers At Charlotte’s Harry Harding High School, 1957