Pitch Perfect Sentence Meme
"Just don't eff up your solo.
"Is it me or did we just take a left turn into Snoozeville?"
"No English? Yes English? Just tell me where you’re at with English."
"And you must be kidding. Wow!"
"I mean, it took a second for my eyes to adjust, but I can roll with this."
"Look just so you know, I’m not a total nerd. I also happen to be super into close-up magic."
"Hide your wine coolers!"
"How is the stepmonster?"
"I wanna produce music, I wanna make music!"
"Organized nerd singing, this is great!"
"You gonna audition this year?"
"I’m the best singer in Tasmania, With teeth."
"You call yourself Fat ____?"
"I can sing but I’m also good at modern dance, olden dance and uh..mermaid dancing. Which is a little different. You usually start on the ground."
"Alright, I'll give you my number."
"We sing covers of songs but we do it without any instruments. It’s all from our mouths!"
"We played the Cobb Energy Performing Arts Centre, you bitch!"
"Your arrangement of Lovin’ Spoonful’s Do You Believe In Magic inspired me to become a certified illusionist. "
"The smell of your weird is actually affecting my vocal cords so I’m gonna need you to scoot."
"Freshmen aren't allowed in the booth."
"So please just no sex on the desk."
"So what’s your deal? You one of those girls/boys who’s all dark and mysterious then she/he takes of her/his glasses and that amazingly scary ear spike and you realize that, you know she/he was beautiful the whole time."
"Funny this doesn’t look like your intro to Philosophy class."
"I can’t concentrate on anything you’re saying until you cover your junk."
"Oh there’s no backup dancers? Okay."
"Performing live gives me such a rush!"
"I still can’t believe they let my sexy fat ass in."
"You’re one of those a cappella girls/guys, I’m one of those a cappella boys/girls, and we’re gonna have a-ca-children. It’s inevitable."
"So I have a feeling that we should kiss. And is that feeling a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?"
"Well, I sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm “better not.”"
"What happened last year?"
"Yeah, no, don’t put me down for cardio."
"I’m doing horizontal running."
"Nothing. I hear nothing."
"I can see your toner through those jeans."
"You must really sweep your girlfriend/boyfriend off their feet."
"They’re predictable. Like, the guy gets the girl and that kid sees dead people and Darth Vader is Luke’s father."
"I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously."
"It was a misunderstanding and I was protecting my friends."
"I’m gonna finish him like a cheesecake!"
"I have been there for you for so many years, and all you do is treat me like shit!"
"I’ll protect you. I’ll protect you."
"Told you. Endings are the best part."
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