more than nothing

everything you're about to see is real

[honeythousand]

so whose dick do i have to suck to suck a dick over here?

[honeythousand]

schopenhauer? i hardly know 'er!

[honeythousand]

just dumped my girlfriend because i have to go to the office and i don't believe in long distance relationships

[honeythousand]

yukio mishima: i hate my twink but i love him and he keeps dying but also reincarnating

[honeythousand]

i drank the ocean and will hold my pee until the people of earth give in to my demands

[honeythousand]

finish the game once on hard mode to unlock easy mode

[velvetcloak]

robert wun | fall 2026

[deathgripssisonline]

[honeythousand]

lifehack: go to bed early if you want more time to die in your sleep

[honeythousand]

if taking bribes is bad, giving bribes must be good

[honeythousand]

god plans, i laugh

[landsccape]

[honeythousand]

as soon as my girlfriend walks out of a room: "i'm gonna die of loneliness for sure"

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[befikra]

[honeythousand]

lifehack: you can break any bone you want

[honeythousand]

current mood: mouth full of batteries

[honeythousand]

i'm a doctor and it's actually ok to sometimes swallow a battery as it replenishes your stomach acid

i recommend a single aaa battery every two weeks

[honeythousand]

lifehack: water your houseplants during thunderstorms so they don't feel left out