Tofka's unbearable rant

There's so much stuff in my head & I have no one to tell it to that I had to start writing posts. Tofka/Toffee | She/her | This blogs 16+

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My League of Villians headcanons pt.2:

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I like the idea that Cybertronians aren’t good for cold work but Tfa Sentinel, a snowplow, is perfectly fine in those temperatures.

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I can imagine him being more comfortable around on Earth in winter times since a lot of animals and humans hide from the cold

Him picking up snow is probably a calming experience

I can imagine the other bots like Jazz or Optimus freezing and Sentinel just casually walking and probably smiling smugly towards them

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Ph f#ck this is genius... How didn't I think of that?

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Nice try... Welcome back, Mirio Togata

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Jin's the one who cooks, and Keigo's the one who eats.

And now I'm gonna say it right here, not in the tags. (Wow, upgrade!) Ahem, this is mostly based on my AU ☆

So, I don't actually think Keigo can cook. I mean he can, he is definitely not a household invalid, duh. But I don't think that he was taught to cook. Like, he's an agent who is fully provided with everything else, the main thing is to do the work silently and obediently.

In the end, I think Keigo can and is capable of cooking according to the recipe, but he's so not doing that much for himself. And I think he has this "problem" that while you're cooking, you become "full" and eat much later.

And for Jin (in my AU) cooking is a way to feel "normal" and in charge of decision making. I think Jin often suffers from de-realization due to his split personality and his work as a hero, where he is forbidden to take off his mask in front of others, (and I was thinking of adding in my AU that Jin's mind will be used against his will, but that's not the point now, lol).

In short, cooking helps Jin relax, and other personalities usually don't interfere during the process. And Jin is very happy to feed someone; this guy has a very big heart after all.

And he still needs a "guinea pig" to try his food (Keigo is very happy to be this "guinea pig").

(P.S.: Jin's food is practically magnificent, and no Keigo has ever suffered from it. He's very happy. He might be afraid of losing his physical fitness, but I think he can handle it ♡).

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Some shit like that going in their house when Keigo decides he can cook:

Lol, I have fic idea where Keigo wants to cook dinner for their family (in my AU Jin also adopts Toga bc he sees himself in her: Left alone at 16 years old with absolutely no one to ask for help and so on), and Jin loosing his shit right there and then.

He's acting like some moms, like, walking in circles around you, offers their help and just DON'T LEAVE YOU ALONE. Something like that, yeah

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Now try to change my mind. I dare you all.

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My League of Villians headcanons pt. 1

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enjoying fanart n fanfics when multi shipping + hc everyone as a switch + genderswap mlm/wlw ships + poly ships

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I just choose to live happily, lol

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Inasa's a cuddler, and Shoto's a cuddlee.

Firstly, I think size difference says it all. Yeah, I know big boys and girls (and other genders) can and want to be cuddlee, and right here we come to "secondly"

Secondly, For me, Inasa is the type of guy who has a lot of love that he wants to give to others. And Shoto needs that love, bc when he was still in elementary school, his mother was admitted to a mental hospital, I don't deny that Fuyumi gave Shoto as much love as she could, but Inasa's case is different.

At the very beginning, Shoto felt awkward about having such frequent physical contact with Inasa, but I think the longer they dated and the more they loved each other, the more greedy Shoto became.

And now that they're both pro heroes, Shoto's favorite place after a hard day at work or a mission is to be in Inasa's arms and give him the same amount of love when he needs it too ♡

[honeytofka]

Jin's the one who cooks, and Keigo's the one who eats.

And now I'm gonna say it right here, not in the tags. (Wow, upgrade!) Ahem, this is mostly based on my AU ☆

So, I don't actually think Keigo can cook. I mean he can, he is definitely not a household invalid, duh. But I don't think that he was taught to cook. Like, he's an agent who is fully provided with everything else, the main thing is to do the work silently and obediently.

In the end, I think Keigo can and is capable of cooking according to the recipe, but he's so not doing that much for himself. And I think he has this "problem" that while you're cooking, you become "full" and eat much later.

And for Jin (in my AU) cooking is a way to feel "normal" and in charge of decision making. I think Jin often suffers from de-realization due to his split personality and his work as a hero, where he is forbidden to take off his mask in front of others, (and I was thinking of adding in my AU that Jin's mind will be used against his will, but that's not the point now, lol).

In short, cooking helps Jin relax, and other personalities usually don't interfere during the process. And Jin is very happy to feed someone; this guy has a very big heart after all.

And he still needs a "guinea pig" to try his food (Keigo is very happy to be this "guinea pig").

(P.S.: Jin's food is practically magnificent, and no Keigo has ever suffered from it. He's very happy. He might be afraid of losing his physical fitness, but I think he can handle it ♡).

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Unbearable rant #5 (little edition)

So, right now I'm rereading MHA manga, bc the last time when I was watching anime when there were only 4 seasons and maybe 2 movies...

And I'm rereading it especially to create a more detailed AU, where (only) Twice is a hero (or agent, I didn't decide yet), so I can ship TwiceHawks, or more precisely JinKei (bc these two must resign in my AU)

BUT THAT NOT THE POINT RN

While I was reading manga, I have noticed a little... pattern... in my fav ships 🧍🏼‍♂️

Let's call it "The Holy Size Difference Dynamic":

•Twice/Hawks–size difference (the difference in physique's in Twice's favor)

•Rody Soul/Izuku Midoriya–size difference (Izuku has the muscles, and Rody has the height, I suppose? I haven't seen the movie yet)

•Toshinori Yagi(All Might)/Dave Shield–size difference (Toshinori no longer has muscles, but his height is still 220 cm)

•Inasa Yoarashi/Shoto Todoroki–size difference (Both body composition and height are in Inasa's favor)

...

Hmmmmmm, I think this girl has a clear size difference kink, don't yall think?? Hmmmmm

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My favorite baby girls ♡ (Part of them have some serious problems, but I dgaf about that)

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I thought it would be funny, lol

Apparently, I've kinda love/hate relationship with BakuDeku ship

I don't hate ship itself (I never ever hated any ship, of course if it's not problematic from very start) , I just CAN'T deny their chemistry. BUT, I DO hate most of BakuDeki fans and how they portrait my precious boys and how heavily they mischaracterize them. It all just killed BkDk as ship for me

But, I love rivalry between Bakugou and Izuku it's so beautiful for me. It's kind of beautiful like Fight Club for me (I myself don't know why I explain it like that, maybe bc I really liked how beautifully fights and little gore(?) where portraited in film, and apparentlyI like how BkDk beat each other)

In short, I love BakuDeku not as a ship, but as mutual rivalry. I love how they can beat shit out of each other

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Shitpost part 2, bc I found even more funny message memes

And another one

(I'm almost pissed myself while rereading "hoot hoot" over and over again... 💔)

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MHA Heteromorph World Building

ANIMAL-TYPE HETEROMORPH SYSTEMS

“Instinct Spectrum” (Not Omegaverse, But Parallel)

SCENT MECHANICS

Scent Detection Range Table:

FEMALE CYCLE: “HEAT” (Universal Term)

MALE RESPONSES: RUT & LOCK (Universal Terms)

Courting Display Examples (Species-Variable):

Avian: Preening wings near partner.

Canine: Playful nipping, gift-giving (food).

Feline: Slow-blink staring, tail entwining.

Female Lock-Back: Once male locks, female pheromones spike in response -> mutual lock = near-impossible to separate without medical sedation.

Public Incident Scale:

Passive rut aggression = warning

Public lock escalation = 48-hour hold

Physically escalated lock with non-consent = felony

SUPPRESSANTS & CONTROLS

Prescription Threshold: 3+ public instinct incidents → mandatory therapy + suppressants.

Black Market: “Lock-Block” shots (illegal; 100% rut prevention, causes sterility in 40%).

SOCIAL STRUCTURES

(Bondmate vs. Mate)

Early Imprinting Risk: Pre-puberty H(A)-H(A) bonding → premature heat/rut cycles. Government ban on mixed dorms until age 14.

PREGNANCY & VIABILITY

LEGAL & SOCIAL FRICTION

QUICK-REFERENCE INSTINCT TRIGGER CHART

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Rewatching MHA (in English this time cause I like the dub a lot) and I still stand by what I said years ago

Jin/Twice might just my favorite villain from this anime

Sure, the other villains for the LOV are great, but they just don't hit the same way, especially their backstories.

The way Jin overcomes his trauma and all? Damnnn, that's crazy. But I felt happy for him cause he deserved that, to be one and finally feel fully like himself again. And the fact that the first thing he did after figuring it all out was helping his friends is just awesome.

Honestly, out of all the villains, I think that he would be the one to have the most chances to become a good guy (I'm referring to all those AUs where the LOV redeems themselves and go back to UA as students).

How great and effective would a redemption program be in this world? I hope it would work at least for some individuals

Oh and his and Toga's relationship? So wholesome 😭 They care so much about each other it's so sweet

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Jin is restless sleeper, while Keigo has insomnia.

Keigo has trouble with sleeping due to anxiety and stress. PTSD and depression could also be included, depending on your perspective. Many people headcanons that Keigo has insomnia, and I see that too.

For Jin I imagine that he feels that he gonna split. For him it's kinda like the feeling that you falling from somewhere, but, of course, with his DID. So he wakes up in panic and trying to find his mask or covering his face n' head with his arms, or just covering himself with pillow, if this not that serious.

Jin woken Keigo up countless times while he was trying to find the mask, and Keigo was just beginning to fall asleep. But Keigo never say anything to Jin, bc he knows his bf having bad time rn and he also wants to sleep, and Keigo also afraid that his comments will only make things worse.

So every now and then, Keigo makes sure Jin's mask is next to his side of the bed so he doesn't have to search for it in the darkness and his growing hysteria.

And Jin, in turn, tries his best to make Keigo sleep comfortably (like, helps him cope with phantom back pain after losing his quirk). And if these two do deign to begin treatment, I imagine Jin as the one checking to see if Keigo took his pills. Keigo, in turn, checks to see if Jin took his (they sometimes playfully argue about this).

(I think Keigo is a bit resistant to psychological treatment, believing he's perfectly capable of sorting things out on his own (no, he can't) and that there's nothing serious wrong with him (yes, there is), so Jin becomes the voice of reason, (to his own surprise), bc he had long since given up on hopelessly thinking he's "okay").