#something like that

[zessdeluxe]

A character idea that's been stuck in my head for a while. A computer/web assistant program desperately trying to justify its own existence as someone goes through their old computer from the 2000s. It's personified as a cat, because of course it is

[parrish-the-thot]

Something something Mic’s up Shane during a Boston vs Montreal game

Mic’d up Shane trying his best to ignore Ilya but after a very stupid penalty can’t help but skate up to Ilya in the penalty box to chirp him, giving a pretty classic tame Hollander chirp.

The mic doesn’t pick up Ilyas reply but everyone and their mother hears Shane say ‘who the fuck taught you about conjugal visits—’

[hellenhighwater]

A note, because not everyone knows this: if you're driving and another driver flashes their brights at you, this is a signal to be on alert and slow down. There may be debris in the road, a cop out of sight, or an animal crossing ahead of you. (Or, alternatively, your brights are on and they're getting blinded.) Whatever the reason, it's a signal that you need to focus and reduce speed. And possibly turn your own brights off.

This PSA has been brought to you by the four fawns and does that ran out in front of me at various points on my drive home.

Let's court death with mama!

[kazodus]

came to me in a dream

[melonwah]

[anxiousdragoncollector]

Ok but like Bloodymary on the Hail Mary and neither remember anything and this happens

Ryland, staring off into space as he remembers something: Simon, working on something nearby: Grace, suddenly sitting up straight, whipping over to Simon: You were in a cult?!! Simon, suddenly remembering: apparently?!?

[dustyoldbones]

let's be trees with mama