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Dr.Honikker and my Venus Flytrap Cipul | he/they for me and she/her for Cipul | why are you here lol

[honikker-and-cipul]

CANT STAND THESE BITCHES [PUT EXPERIMENTAL GOO IN THEIR COFFEE]

[graverobbrr]

laser pointers are a scam. i wanted a LASER. not a tiny red dot on my wall

[rookdaw]

THE HILLS ARE ALIVE ITS HALLOWEEN

[drsunshineistrans]

haha what are you talking about of COURSE i wouldn't inject you with the Evil Chemicals lol ur so funny :) (holding a glowing syringe)

[ocularshingles]

I’d just like to share this warning I came across on Wikihow...

[graverobbrr]

cool decor for your lab

-lava lamps

-green & purple string lights

-erlenmeyer flasks, test tubes, cool jars & vases

-anatomy diagrams/models

-vintage electronics & medical supplies

-notebooks lying around with notes & drawings

-plasma balls, newton’s cradles, pretty much any cool little science gadget u can put on a desk

-big science books & gothic horror novels!! great to put on bookshelves & have laying open on your desk

-anything with bubbly liquid

-these (lightswitch covers)

-any cheesy halloween decor, look for metal biohazard signs or cool glowing stuff

-any cool little gadgets you have!! feel free to build some more!! (consider this practice for your robot army)

remember, these are just some ideas!! even if you don’t have a single one of these your lab is fantastic! feel free to add some more suggestions if you’d like

[girlwill]

"i could fix him" good for you. im gonna join him in his insanity

[literary-ly-deactivated20220527]

catboy mad scientist call that a meowd scientist

[funnytwittertweets]

[my-true-gender-is]

my gender…? I was supposed to bring my- ? *grumbling* no one told me I was supposed to bring a gender to this thing

[tlirsgender]

The inherent gay and autism of being an "eccentric" scientist.. Often transgener too

[tlirsgender]

Is he, yknow...... [Mimes flipping one of those big boy high voltage danger switches] eccentric?

[honikker-and-cipul]

What Is A Gender And Can I Make It Explode With Green/Purple Liquids

[science-bastard]

oh my god mum!!! get out of my lab!! i’m committing atrocities against god!!!

[olivescreech-deactivated2026081]

Official™️ feral scientist identification guide

- prententious and never straight

- “hey this is a fantastic discovery, let’s get so obsessed with it that we forget about what could happen if we fuck up!” *fucks up* “SHITSHITSHITSHIT”

- extreme apathy

- yE OLdEN cHEMistRy SeT

- green

- purple

- purple and green

- tweed and glasses

- reacts to every situation with crying or cold anger

- GLOWy tHInGs

- doesn’t get along well with god

- suits and vests and white collared shirts and suits and vests and white collared shirts suits and vests and wh-

- “ahah yeah i hold myself to decent moral standards” *cut scene to grave robbing or obtaining chemicals illegally*

- isolation

[funshinebf]

the cylinder beakers just dont have the energies that erlenmeyer flasks have. they arent as evil looking. just my opinion

[darkfashiondaily]

Venus fly trap earrings

fashion’s dark side, daily

[atriangele]

My ideal gender is a vial of suspicious looking chemicals, an unnecessarily long lab coat, an odd and probably unnatural plant, and moss terrariums.