A Dork With No Filter

I post shitty ideas that I think about. I like some stuff. That's about it.

[honkingjoykill]

Tsunderes be like: “teehee, I’m facing consequences for my carelessness! You’re such a pervert~” and then literally murder you

[honkingjoykill]

Me: *has a limited amount of internet* alright, I gotta limit the amount I use so I can last the month.

Also me: hee hoo YouTube make funny noise

[moon-elf-cyana]

Gelo, you should become a priest.

He can’t, he sinned more than any of us here.

WHY YOU GOTTA SELL ME OUT?!

YOU MADE SO MANY BABIES WITH NOIRE!!

….ye I did :’D

[blitzgamer]

Who’s Noire?

[moon-elf-cyana]

@ask-the-bmai-cyan ’s Slime

[ask-the-bmai-cyan]

and he had no shame…

[moon-elf-cyana]

>> where mah kitty slime boo at?

[honkingjoykill]

I would’ve expected slimes to reproduce asexually, but shows what I know about biology

[honkingjoykill]

God has cursed me with lactose intolerance and I defy him only to face celestial punishment.

[honkingjoykill]

I just realized that since some bards have a tendency to seduce dragons, that there are sorcerers who are descendants of bards..

[honkingjoykill]

I want a spork that is more fork than spoon. Thank you.