game grumps ask meme (pt 2)
“Your mouth is saying those words but your eyes say bullshit.”
“Those coins are probably worth tons of coins.”
“UM. EXCUSE ME. Those arms look like hugging machines!”
“Hopefully these paper-thin bushes will protect me from cop bullets.”
“What’s up you salty sailors?”
“Don’t give me your fucking alliteration.”
“Oh, you feel them. You can feel a seething hatred and I can sense it.”
“And I know I love it because I do it. Wait.”
“These weird looking fish have been showing up lately were about to eat me.”
“At age 6, I was born without a face.”
“First of all, I think he’s got a very nice ass.”
“Haven’t you ever heard Cheese Nipples by The Fruit Barfs?”
“There’s two things I don’t make fun of people for… music and their laugh.”
“I’m super excited about failure.”
“I’m glad I get to give this guy a hand job everyday!”
“We had that in the bag. And you grabbed ANOTHER FUCKING RHOMBUS.”
“I love video games, and they’re fun, but this one isn’t.”
“I’m a poet and fuck you.”
“I’m not in a position to come at anyone, bro.”
“I was this close to lining up my knuckles and punching you square in the groont.”
“Practice is for the weak!”
“Five coins in the bank, invested in stocks. Apple. Gotta get it early!”
“Okay. Okay. Alright BOUNCY BOX.”
“I’m gonna take him out back, and give him some chocolates.”
“Oh, you’re talking about your penis.”
“Every minute of this I just get harder and harder.”
“Step on him. Step on him and crush him. Mail the remains to his family.”
“It’s probably the wrong one but bear with me, I’m an idiot.”
“Alright, uh, aliens dude. This concludes our service please come up for the crackers.”
“You may not recognize me because I was wearing sunglasses. I wrote an internet song about dinosaurs and lasers in 2010.”
”I mean I can’t tell you the specifics because it involves tradingyourlifeforces.”
“I’m glad we came to that conclusion. Separately. From each other.”
“Pussy built this place and pussy will tear it down!”
“I have a specific set of skills… and they all involve masturbating.”
“Yeah go on, tell me how you would have sex with the cat.”
“You can’t open up the story of my life, and just fucking go to page 738 and think you know me.”
“This game looks like it should be in black and white and in French.”
“The Bananas has gone bad!”
“Come on computer, use your thinky bits!”
“Folks, strap on your butts ‘cuz we’re goin’ in!”
“I could totally stab someone to death or something.”
“I’m like… low to moderately scared someone will steal my kidneys.”
“This game is a glitch that occasionally breaks out into a game.”
“WHAT KIND OF PIKACHU IS THAT?!”
“Siri, how many boobs does a fox have?”
“Truly the game of life is about money and bitches.”
“Let’s have some hot duck action.”
“It’s not murder, it’s for science.”
“Ya’ know aesthetically, this game is just above a piece of shit.”
“All of this time used for playing this game could have been used for smoking heroin.”
“That five seconds is all I need to punch myself repeatedly in the face.”
“Welcome back, I’m your toast with the most!”
“I just like to start shit.”
“This experience is really teaching me alot about what being bread is all about.”
“I sure hope talent is sexually transmitted for when we make love later.”
“Hold on I am clearing my google search term of ‘echidna penis’ and replacing it with ‘Bowie pressure lyrics.’”
“That’s how you help things, funnels of death.”
“First of all, language. Second of all, FUCK!”
“That’s when I get twice as high, at 8:40 at night. That’s for the professionals only.”
“There was no Twitter. It was 1980.”
“I wish my whole body was a party.”
“I could see them doing a Peanuts anime.”
“The rumour come out: Does Bruno Mars is gay?”
“What am I? Some kind of guy who doesn’t read tutorials or anything?”
“You have mastered the code of chivalry. Take your complimentary fedora.”
“A dump smells better than I do.”
“Can we form a new band where we just do, like, pop-punk…but we only dress up as the King of the Cosmos from Katamari?”
“"I would never joke about not being your friend.”
“Do you gain pleasure from the suffering of others?”
“We always finish games, except when we don’t.”
“…I’m just going to say lots of 1994 shit.”
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